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Proud dungeon Chapter 9 Section 2
Proud wind's attention was completely attracted by this shield in an instant. The shield may look shabby and unremarkable, but the material used to build it surprised her.
As a master refiner, Aofeng knows a lot about the properties of various minerals. Being startled by the number of treasures in the Qin Dynasty doesn't mean that she really has no vision. She has also worked hard to identify some special minerals. Almost at the first sight of this shield, she immediately found that something was wrong.
The color of this big shield is too dark, dark and deep. The seemingly simple shield body is dull without any bright color, and even the sun shines on it without any reflection, just like the knife made by the sharp corner of the dark black-horned beast in Qianji's hand. Back to nature, dark to the extreme, this is by no means an ordinary mineral metal, but a top legendary treasure mine like Wuyun Black Mine!
this kind of ore can't be melted by divine fire, so the builders usually know how to make shields, furnaces and other things by cutting. Because of the excessive hardness, it is difficult to cut these
minerals normally, and it is not difficult to understand the rough workmanship. Even if it is not refined into a magic device, the treasure mine itself has extraordinary ability. If it is a refiner with the fire of the king's soul,
you can melt these treasure mines and refine them into magic devices, and what you get must be the top Lord's treasure of Wei Neng. If you add a treasure mine with spiritual wisdom, you can refine the king's device 1%!
At the thought of this, Aofeng's breath couldn't help but rush for a few minutes, and sweat broke out in his hands. The legendary treasure mine is extremely precious. The shield in front of me is adult-high, which is more than the dark cloud
black mine that she got at the beginning. Such a huge treasure mine can be regarded as a rare treasure even if it has never been processed. It is difficult to find another one in the Qin Dynasty. I didn't expect that I really bumped into something on this trip.
It's ridiculous that Zuo Yunsheng, a 1-star refiner, can't see it. Just because there is no magic gear, he arbitrarily mistook pearls for fish, and he still blames others here.
The stall owner in the stall is a thin young man who looks eighteen or nineteen years old. He has already argued with them with a red face: "Don't talk nonsense. I took part in a relic exploration at the risk of my life. I got it from an ancient king's relic with a history of hundreds of years. It is the armor that the king's adult used. How could it not be a good thing!"
He can't compete with so many people on his own. As soon as he spoke, a large piece of saliva swept over him again. "You're a dead liar. You really brag and don't make a draft, Mr.
Wang Daren? Your Majesty has cultivated King spirit of war, who is completely immune to physical attacks. Do you still need to use this shield? " "What's wrong with you risking your life? Things are rotten or rotten
. Even if you die in it, you can't raise the value of this broken shield by one point!"
"Even if you got it from the ruins of the king, I'm afraid it was brought in by some stupid adventurer who didn't know how to live or die and then left it there because it was too heavy and useless. You still picked it up as a treasure, and it was so stupid!"
"I ... I really didn't tell a lie! I can swear ... "The young man was so anxious that his eyes were red, and he only felt a twinge of grievances in his heart. Is it easy for adventurers these days? He was the first to rush into a relic of a king, and grabbed this shield. He thought it was a treasure and carefully hid it, intending to sell it for a good price. Unexpectedly, it was a piece of garbage, and it was blocked by these local tyrants.
"Well, you don't have to swear. Take your broken shield and go. Liars like you are not welcome in the black market of Qingyang City!" Zuo Yunsheng snorted faintly, but he didn't really have the mind to lower his status. This young man is just a nobody who just entered the God Emperor level, and it's not worth haggling over.
"I'm not a liar, and it's not a broken shield ..." The young man muttered angrily. What anyone has worked hard for, even if it's not a treasure, has a special meaning. Now it's regarded as garbage, and no matter how well cultivated it is, it will make him angry.
Who knows that he hasn't stepped out a few steps, but suddenly he heard a louder cry from behind, "Wait, you can't leave!" , suddenly scared out of her wits, the adults have let him go, is there anyone else? God, don't play with me like this!
The young man turned his head trembling, and then he saw a handsome red shadow rushing in front of him. The handsome young man in red looked very anxious, grabbed the big shield behind him
and then shouted, "You can't leave! Who will sell me this shield when you leave? "
Aofeng had just observed the stall of Da Dun, and Zuo Yunsheng had rushed to catch people. Before she recovered from the shock, the young man packed his bags and walked. Fortunately, she reacted quickly and stopped people in time. Otherwise, where could he find out when he entered the vast sea of people?
"Er ..." Hearing her words, the young man froze for a moment.
it's him, and people who have been watching the play around are collectively stunned on the spot. It turned out that the swindler was driven away, and the matter should be settled, but no one expected that arrogance would come out at this time.
Zuo Yunsheng's face suddenly sank, and his deep displeasure showed on his face. As soon as he drove people away, he was arrogant and stopped them, and he wanted to buy this shield that he had already judged as "garbage". Isn't this a slap in the face in public?
But Aofeng can't take care of his mood now. Her mind is focused on this shield made of legendary treasure mine.
I picked up the big shield in my hand and put a wisp of soul force into it to test it. Aofeng was even more shocked to find that his soul force was bounced back in an instant. This huge shield can actually defend against soul attacks!
No wonder the young man said that he got it from the tomb of a powerful king. I'm afraid this big shield is really the armor used by that king that year!
Soul attack is the most commonly used physical immunity combat for the king-level strong. In the battle for the king-level upward, the ordinary armor against physical attack is useless at all, but an armor that can defend against soul attack is of extraordinary significance. Once it is spread, it will attract countless kings and strong people to compete, which is priceless!
"I found the treasure!" Aofeng's heart burst with joy, and his face showed a happy smile, and his expression on the young man became more and more gentle: "I said, this little brother, don't stare, I'll take your big shield, you make a price!"
"ah? ..... ah! ..... "The young man is still in a daze, and he only sends out a few syllables of unknown meaning when he hears the arrogant wind. This sudden change really makes him a little unable to reflect, isn't it obvious that he will be thrown out? Why does anyone want their own goods again?
Look at his look, Aofeng knows that he is scared silly. Now the situation is that he has come to his senses, and it is impossible to sell it at any high price. She doesn't like to take advantage of others for nothing. After all, it was obtained by others at the risk of their lives.
shook his head helplessly, and Aofeng asked again, "How much did you just plan to sell it to Zuo Yunsheng?"
"Ten Walsi crystal centers." This time the young man answered quickly.
Like the northern territory, the Qin Dynasty and the mainland of the gods generally use Walsi as the currency, but valuables are generally exchanged with Walsi crystal center, and many items are priceless. Walsi can't
bear such value, but there is an exchange between Walsi crystal center and Walsi. Generally, one Walsi crystal center is exchanged for 1 million Walsi, and there is still some difference in exchange for Walsi crystal center. < p Ten Walsi crystal centers are at least 1 million Walsi. Now it's really a big mouth for lions. No wonder Zuo Yunsheng is angry with them.
However, compared with the legendary Treasure Mine King Shield, which can defend against soul attacks, this price is still very cheap. In the land of gods, people who know the goods can sell this thing at the price of hundreds
of Walsi crystal cores, and Aofeng naturally doesn't talk nonsense. He turned to Jin Ya and said, "Miss Jin Ya, please help me pay in advance, and deduct it from my reward for domesticating Warcraft later."
In fact, Aofeng has more than 1 million waltzes in her space ring, which was left over from the auction in Bailimen. But at this time, she is a lost practitioner who just came out of the mountain,
This money cannot be directly taken out. She didn't train animals for the Galand tribe for nothing. Chief Jintian gave her a lot of money, which was much less than that of the animal trainers outside, but there was also a large sum of money. Previously, I used this money to buy many refining materials, and the rest just bought this big shield.
"Er ... Brother Yun Feng, do you really want to buy this shield?" Jin Ya zheng, startled, she also is a bit unbelievable, Zuo Yunsheng as a ten-star refiner judge this shield is not a magic device, there should be no mistake, she also want to buy this shit, are you crazy? Aofeng smiled softly: "Miss Jin Ya, don't worry, I'm not kidding, just pay the bill."
Some unknown so scratched their heads and took a helpless look at Aofeng. Jin Ya casually took out the Walsi crystal heart he was carrying from the space ring and was about to pay the bill, but suddenly a tall figure rushed over from the side! The man pulled Jin Ya aside, met the arrogant wind who was holding the shield, and let out a thunderous roar: "That's enough! Damn hillbilly, you are deliberately giving me a hard time, aren't you? Is it fun to embarrass our Galand tribe? No one is allowed to buy this liar's shield. He must get out of here today! "
Aofeng looked at this guy who appeared inexplicably, and it was Zuo Yunsheng. He raised his eyebrows in public and said angrily, "You're the one who's full. What's it to you if I buy my things? It's not spending your money, what do you care? "
"why can't I care? You are clearly targeting me! " Zuo Yunsheng's handsome face has been distorted, full of anger, and his eyes are staring at Aofeng: "I chased this liar, but you called him back. What is this?" The swindler's things are obviously fakes, but you insist on buying them at the original price. What does this mean? Since you can do it, why deny it? "
"Zuo Yun is born under the crown, can you stop being so naive! I'm looking for trouble and spending 1 million watts to fight you? Do you think everyone in the world is as boring as you? " Aofeng is really going to be angry with him. From beginning to end, she never thought about him. At most, she lamented him in her heart. I really don't know how this person can be so romantic! "Then what do you think?" Zuo Yunsheng obviously didn't believe it, stared at her mercilessly, and continued to sneer: "Show off your wealth, let others know that our Galand tribe's magical practitioner is an ignorant hillbilly, and even a liar's garbage is stupid enough to buy it with 1 million watts, showing your unique vision of a countryman who just came out of the mountains?"
"You'd better not be too confident. How do you know this big shield must be rubbish? How do you know that my unique vision as a' countryman' is poor? "
The arrogant voice also cooled down, and a dangerous light flashed in her eyes. She smiled sarcastically and stepped forward coldly, and an imposing momentum rose from her in vain.
"Besides, how do you know that that idiot without vision and insight is not yourself?" No matter who you are, you won't like a fly who is always chanting humiliating "hillbilly" in his ear, even if it's once or twice. Just because she doesn't want to argue with him doesn't mean she will always be patient!
once she is annoyed, the consequences will be very serious!
Chapter 9, Section 2 Eyes
The young man in red narrowed his long and narrow eyes coldly, and his eyes became as sharp as a sword. When he saw the sharp edge suddenly, Zuo Yunsheng was in a panic. He was overwhelmed by this sharp momentum and unconsciously stepped back!
"damn it!" Step out, Zuo Yunsheng woke up with a start, and his face suddenly turned red like a drop of blood! He can't imagine how proud wind can have such a terrible imposing manner. When she is angry, she is like a king who is high above. No one can infringe on her majesty. This temperament has nothing to do with strength. Even a strong person who is a few orders higher than her will be influenced by her! Even he, the first warrior of Galand tribe, is no exception!
However, after waking up, there will be more embarrassment and anger. The man almost pushes forward with a bullfighting sprint, pointing to the arrogant nose and growling again: "Hillbilly, you have balls!"
"I have seed. It's not your turn to care!" Proud smile, half a step at the foot, completely ignoring the potential pressure of the semi-king-level strong who also rises from the other body.
She has never lost to anyone in imposing manner. Even Qin Shuo, who was so much stronger than her in character and extremely strong, never forced her to retreat. Who is this Zuo Yunsheng? How can she be afraid?
for a while, the tension was tense.
The two famous people of Galand tribe had a heated confrontation on this black market. Thousands of people died behind Aofeng, Yin Fu and the teams behind Yinxiao and Zuo Yunsheng all looked alert, and their hands touched the handle and arrow, almost posing for war.
"Hey, what are you two doing, showing people a joke?" Jin Ya, a beautiful woman with a wrinkly eyebrows, came up crossly and gave Zuo Yunsheng a cold stare. She said, "Zuo Yunsheng is under the crown, not that I'm talking about you. You have too many things. Yun Feng bought her things without stealing or robbing, even if she bought fakes, it's entirely her own business. What right do you have to care what others do? It's also unreasonable for you to let everyone comment on this matter. If you start again, my father will not be able to keep you! "
Although Jin Ya is here to mediate, the tone of the virgin fruit is obviously partial to Aofeng, and he is applauding Aofeng's elegant demeanor at this time. Although this boy is very capable of causing trouble, he will feel quite comfortable every time he sees her making trouble! Therefore, Miss Jin Ya actually hopes that Uncle Aofeng can spray fire twice more ...
On hearing the tone of Jin Ya, Zuo Yunsheng's anger has soared. The woman he likes is now speaking for other men. Can he swallow this bird gas?
However, due to the clan agreement and the duke's concern for Aofeng, it's really hard to confront her in public. If you want to pull this game back, you can only use other methods.
Zuo Yunsheng's eyes kept flashing, and he inadvertently fell on the big shield held by Aofeng. Suddenly, his heart moved and he snorted sullenly: "Jin Ya's little patriarch is at ease, and the clan contract is as heavy as a mountain. Of course, I won't hurt people unappreciatively, but it's hard to say whether she deliberately finds fault, and she just said that I am an idiot without vision and insight. I hope Yun Feng can give it to me.
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