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The joke country of World War II, there is no king's kingdom, and there is no admiral in the territorial sea.

World War II joke country, no king's kingdom, no admiral with territorial sea! There is such a country in history, whose leader is an admiral, but the whole country is a landlocked country; It pursues a monarchy, but it has no king of its own; Its biggest enemy is Romania, but it fought side by side with Romania in the war. This country is Hungary! To be exact, it should be the 2th century, Hungary under the rule of Holti! All this starts with the birth of Hungary. As we all know, Hungary originally belonged to the Austro-Hungarian Empire. After the end of World War I, the Austro-Hungarian Empire disintegrated, and Hungary gained its independent international status, and Holti was the hero who rose in this founding event! Holti was originally a member of the Austro-Hungarian navy. During the First World War, he led the Austro-Hungarian navy to win the Italian navy and was promoted to be the commander of the fleet. Later, he was promoted to admiral and commander-in-chief of Ren Haijun by the Austro-Hungarian empire because of his active suppression of the uprising. Who knows, he actually became the last commander of Ren Haijun in the Austro-Hungarian empire! The Austro-Hungarian Empire failed in World War I, and was badly divided after the defeat. The original huge empire was decomposed into second-rate countries such as Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia and Croatia. Holti, the commander-in-chief of the navy, saw that the tide was not good and left the naval fleet to run alone! Later, the civil strife in Hungary, the former commander-in-chief of the navy, organized an army to quell the civil strife in Hungary, and at the same time got the biggest piece of Hungarian power cake with a gun! After the internal stability in Hungary, Holti firmly believed that only the monarchy could save Hungary, so he sent troops to surround the Parliament and forcibly restored the monarchy. But he didn't want to be the king himself, because he thought from his heart that the king should belong to the Austro-Hungarian royal family, but until Holti stepped down, the Austro-Hungarian royal family didn't send anyone to be the king of Hungary, so the so-called Hungarian kingdom became a kingdom without a king! Hungary has no king, so Holti, who holds the gun, calls himself the Regent of Hungary. This is nothing. The biggest problem is that Holti is reluctant to give up the title of Admiral of Austria-Hungary, so that as a landlocked Hungary, the Supreme Regent is actually an admiral without a navy! After talking about the interior of Hungary, look at the exterior of Hungary. Hungary is a country that stood up on the body of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, but Romania took the opportunity to occupy the land that belonged to the Austro-Hungarian Empire after World War I, which made the relationship between Hungary and Romania extremely poor! Later, Holti led Hungary to take refuge in Germany. In order to win over the new younger brother, Germany directly divided a piece of Romanian territory to Hungary, which made Holti feel that his decision was correct and further close to Germany. However, the biggest problem has arisen. Antonescu, the supreme commander of Romania, is also a staunch supporter of Germany, which has led to a strange phenomenon in Europe. Hungary and Romania are both younger brothers of Germany, but these two countries hate each other. ? Later, netizens made up a joke that after the outbreak of World War II, Hungary, as the younger brother of Germany, followed Germany to declare war on the United States, so the Hungarian ambassador and American officials had the following dialogue: "Who is leading your country?" Hungary: Admiral Holti! "America:" "So you have a powerful navy? Hungary: No, we are landlocked! "Beauty:" "Are you kidding me? The United States: What position does General Holti hold in your country? "Hungary:" "Regent! "beauty:" "then who is your king? Hungary: We don't have a king. Beauty: Are you kidding me again? Are the Allies your enemies? Hungary: No, we have only one enemy, and that is Romania. America: So Romania is our ally? Hungary: No, Romania is our ally! Beauty: I am unable to understand your logic! Hungary: You Americans can't understand complicated Europe! "