Jokes about musical instruments.

On a cold winter day, music lovers decided to learn to play some real musical instruments.

When he arrived at silver moon store, he said to the clerk, "I want to buy a red trumpet and accordion against the wall."

The clerk looked at him strangely and replied, "well, you can buy that fire extinguisher, but you have to keep the heater."

An ancient musical instrument.

In music class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What is the oldest musical instrument in the world?"

Xiaoming: "It's an accordion."

The teacher asked inexplicably, "Why the accordion?"

Xiao Ming: "Don't you see all the wrinkles on it?"

Humorous boasting musical instrument

1, Drum: Everyone knows that I wear a thin cowhide, but I never brag. My greatest advantage is that I can bear it.

Knock, and it doesn't ring. It's absolutely amazing.

2. Flute: Everyone knows that I have a big heart, but my heart is not bad. Although my reputation is blown out, it is not at all.

Affect my position on the stage.

3, Hulusi: First of all, I am not a vegetable, unlike shredded potatoes and three silk heads. Although I look like a gourd, I am a gourd.

I never sell medicine, I play art!

4. Guzheng: It is no exaggeration to say that I am an old-timer in the field of musical instruments. Although I usually like to "put on airs", it's not all.

It's work.

5. Violin: I have a high position. I have to step on my master's shoulder, which is closest to my head, but I never do.

I'm always popular, because I'm arrogant and I cooperate well with the top management.

6. Accordion: My flexible personality is the reason why I am loved. My greatest happiness is being hugged.

I am the first in the musical instrument family. I am really happy, so I cherish every opportunity to perform and strive to be the most beautiful.

Our music is dedicated to people, and my slogan is: carry the style to the end.

7. Guitar: I didn't expect to win many fans from four thin steel wires, and I was also very interested in the working environment.

Never picky, at home, in the suburbs, on the stage, in the street, at the seaside, I can adapt. My favorite catchphrase is: "

Play well, play well, and the taste of playing is croaking. "

8. Harmonica: Although I am very young, I am a big family. Dozens of people live together, although

However, everyone is square, but they all work hard, have their own strengths and have their own counterparts.

People sing when they kiss. What is this? This is love and happiness.

9. Piano: I am a veritable musical instrument boss. My personality is steady, generous, noble, elegant and popular.

Many classic songs in the world are carefully composed by me and famous teachers. I am good at revealing my heart songs and playing with everyone.

But I hate to play the lute to a cow and talk nonsense. This is disrespectful to me and a waste of art..