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Jokes about driving school graduation.

Reasonable, some people really don't have the talent to drive. I met a buddy when I was wandering outside. He belongs to this kind of person who has no talent for driving. At that time, when I took the driver's license test, I passed all the subjects at once. When this guy took the exam, he got three exams in subject 2 and two exams in subject 3. In fact, the driving test itself is not difficult, so I barely passed. He didn't practice driving much because of his busy work.

By the time he touched the car for the first time, it had been nearly two years since the exam. As a result, this guy drove a manual car from Zhengzhou to Xingyang, which was nearly 60 kilometers. We all breathed a sigh of relief at the news that he arrived safely. But it didn't work. When I drove my car back, my buddy who borrowed his car was furious. Later, when I asked, I learned that this buddy was in third gear and ran back and forth. I wonder if the gearbox of this car is safe.

I grew up near the bus stop, so many of my playmates' parents are bus drivers or truck drivers. In the past, when people traveled, they still relied on buses in most cases. And these drivers are really serious old drivers. Later, when I grew up, I drank and chatted with my parents. These old drivers always advise us to drive with a sense of car and probably know what state our car is in. Where are the four tires? Maybe I didn't understand it at that time, but with the increase of driving time, I found that the so-called feeling is actually talent plus long-term driving experience and muscle memory.

It's like a soldier's first reaction after waking up in his sleep is to lie down and prepare for battle with a gun. In college, there were veterans in the dormitory, and we often fooled him with whistles. The wind suddenly blew in the middle of the night, so the brother got dressed and got out of bed at once, and then inexplicably took a look at his casual clothes. Then he chased us and beat us. So the talent of driving is important, but the later experience is more important. Just like snipers are fed by bullets, old drivers are burned by boxes of gasoline.