Who can tell me a super funny joke? (Don't be bored ..)

One of my neighbors likes drinking and often gets drunk. Once, he got drunk and got into a taxi. The driver drove slowly, waiting for him to say where he was going. But after waiting for a long time, nothing happened. Looking back, he was taking off his clothes. The driver was startled, and the female driver quickly asked, Sir, what are you doing? He said, I'm home. I'm going to take off my clothes and go to bed! Don't you sleep? The driver quickly told him: This is my car, not your home. He thought for a moment and shouted, hurry up and go back to where I got on the bus! The driver asked why, and he said, I just thought I was home, and I left my shoes at the door!