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Talking about insomnia on rainy nights
I fell asleep at eleven o'clock and was awakened by the rain. It suddenly occurred to me that my receipt was still on the way. Can it arrive on the last day? Suddenly I remembered the monkey and Lao Liu. Suddenly thought of opening a shop selling flowers and plants in the supermarket, Liu looked contemptuous. I talked to my former boss and he said, don't embarrass me. But I like flowers and plants. I like dogs too, but I can't get a license to open a pet shop.
The heavy rain in these two days always comes at midnight. The first rain rushes to the blade like tears, but soon, I don't know if the wind has joined in. The sound of the rain is like sobs. Insomniacs empty themselves, thinking that the rain must be looking for scattered souls, but someone is wandering in the rain with an umbrella.
I went to bed very late last night. I finally fell asleep, and I could still hear the dripping rain. I thought it was a dream. Who knows, the sound of rain is so real, I woke up and found it was really a rainstorm. Continue to sleep, but it is such a heavy rain that I woke up alive several times and continued to lose sleep for a while. Really depressed enough!
It is raining like a waterfall outside the window. The whole world is immersed in a haze. Perhaps because of the night, even the air seems particularly sad. The loneliness of human beings may be more because at a certain moment, you find yourself different from others.
Keep a low profile to keep people awake. On the eve of the storm, it was so calm that there was no announcement. How about tomorrow?
My bosom friend said a word to me: Don't worry too much! I don't understand. Isn't it time? But in a few sleepless nights, I realized that in rainy days, letting someone who doesn't know you well get on your car to take shelter from the rain will make anyone feel wary and prepared, and all I can do is to get off the bus myself to make you feel at ease.
I just stood there, not knowing what I should think, as if the wind had blown me too far. My head is blank, very relaxed, but also very tired, but it is difficult to fall asleep. I lost sleep again after half a month. Bored, I get up and watch TV. I found it was half past three and the rain outside the window had stopped. I should go to bed.
Excuse me, is anyone awake? Say good night to each other and go to bed, okay?
It's another night of heavy rain, another sleepless night, and my uncle's thoughts are confused.
Talking about New Year's Eve
1. On New Year's Eve, I also asked the children to set off two boxes of firecrackers. This is dispensable, but it's a custom, Liao Fuer!
2. On New Year's Eve, jiaozi is fragrant and reunited. It will be a happy and sweet year, with beautiful fireworks and happy songs spreading everywhere. Happy New Year's Eve.
3. It's New Year's Eve. Long Yun covers her head, sends messages early, and wishes are around. People laugh, have a happy Tao Tao and live a better life step by step. I wish the Year of the Loong Dragon head up, good luck and endless happiness.
4. New Year's Eve, family reunion, really lively; Tell you, safety and health are the most important; Remind you to laugh loudly in your happy heart; Greetings, friendship lasts forever; I wish you happiness, health and good luck. Happy New Year's Eve!
5. New Year's Eve is coming again. Send a message to you, pack up the harvest of the whole year, throw away the confusion of life, and sit on TV with joy to welcome the New Year!
6. I think, this Spring Festival, I will still put on new clothes and wait in front of the peach blossom, set off a bunch of firecrackers on the eve of the Spring Festival, and deliberately put some envelopes in my pocket. At the same time, I will also see the familiar mountains and rivers that will never grow old. However, no grandma told me to eat oranges anymore, and no one gave me lucky money.
7. The Spring Festival in the Year of the Loong is coming. Bless the people around you: pat the faucet, the money is always there; Smoothing the dragon beard, good luck follows; Play Longlin, happy and stable; Touch the dragon's tail and health will follow! Spring Li 2
8. On New Year's Eve, pouring a glass of wine will make you happy forever, eating a jiaozi will make you lucky, biting a fish will make you one more year, and sending you a message with a blessing. May pigs get drunk when drinking, prick their mouths when eating fish, and burn their mouths when jiaozi eats fish. Happy New Year's Eve, pig.
9. I'm looking forward to the Spring Festival. My hometown is the most beautiful during the Spring Festival. Streets and alleys are decorated with lights and colorful decorations, and people are laughing and laughing. Especially on New Year's Eve, colorful fireworks bloom in the night sky in various forms, such as dancing with silver snakes, and letting a hundred flowers blossom in the open field. They decorated the streets beautifully, and the whole city was really full of flowers and nights.
10, one color is red, which brings happiness, another flower is fireworks, which brings brilliant flowers, and one text is SMS, which brings blessings. I wish you peace in the new year.
1 1, it's New Year's Eve again, and my best wishes will not be interrupted. I use frying, boiling, stewing and steaming to make jiaozi, who is bulging, feel happy for you. I use red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple to make gorgeous fireworks bloom. I hope to give them to you. I collect feathers with my palace horns and play a happy melody with my true feelings to accompany you. On New Year's Eve, I wish you happiness forever.
12, New Year's Eve reunion, New Year's Eve firecrackers. A table of golden pots and jade bowls, surrounded by the whole family, old and young. Children and grandchildren are full of popularity and have a long life. The complete jiaozi is tempting and greedy, and Fu Lushou is beautiful. Good luck on New Year's Eve!
13, on New Year's Eve, her son and grandson came to her side, and her wrinkles spread out, just like the petals of a blooming chrysanthemum, and every wrinkle was filled with a smile.
14, eagerly listening to the New Year bell, as if the footsteps of spring are coming lightly to us, into our beautiful life and into the other side of our ideal; It seems to be changing and depicting the blueprint of the motherland with unprecedented courage, so that we can feel the changes in the rejuvenated countryside in our dreams.
15, Spring Festival is a traditional festival for people of all ethnic groups in China. /kloc-More than 0/00 years ago, Bai, a folk artist, wrote in his songbook: In the first month, every family celebrates the New Year, and on the Lantern Festival, the lights are bright, the moon is full, the flower gift boxes are everywhere, and firecrackers are everywhere, making people wander the streets. This is a vivid picture of the Spring Festival at the beginning of the year in history.
16, celebrating the Spring Festival let me know all kinds of customs during the Spring Festival, realize the family affection between people, and realize the pure friendship between friends. Although my pocket is full of red envelopes and looks rich, I have made plans for the future. Do you want to know?
17, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, fairies came down for nine days. I heard that on New Year's Eve today, I will dance for you, say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year with laughter and firecrackers. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea, the same money and all the best!
18, the lights are bright and jubilant, the stars are flashing and firecrackers are ringing. Red lanterns reflect good luck, and couplets are full of happiness. It runs in family banquets and reunion dinners. My parents like to smile brightly, and when they are drunk, they will sing a duet. May all parents live a long and healthy life on New Year's Eve!
19, a cheerful atmosphere is blending. In our hearts, the border guards who defend the frontier of the motherland are solid and safe in this world of ice and snow. Let's drink to their efforts and dedication!
20, firecrackers accelerated the pace of going home, Spring Festival couplets condensed happy wishes, smiling faces revealed happy reunion, and jiaozi was wrapped in happiness. New Year's Eve, walking happily, bathed in the festive atmosphere.
2 1, New Year's Eve is a traditional big festival for the whole family to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new. The family began to clean up the old dust and sundries and were busy posting couplets to the door gods of the Spring Festival. Sunset stars can set off firecrackers in unison, bid farewell to the old year and send messages to celebrate the New Year. I wish you happiness and family happiness!
22. The bell of the New Year has rung, and the horn of war has sounded from cities to rural areas, from factories to schools, and from all directions of the motherland. They planted the hope of a bumper harvest in the snow with enthusiasm.
23. Today is New Year's Eve. I am very happy and happy. Jiaozi is the most mellow and the wine is more fragrant. Countless delicacies make a happy family. Raise your glasses and watch together. Laughing happily, chatting till dawn. Happy New Year's Eve!
24. After beginning of spring, the annual Spring Festival will follow. The closer to the Spring Festival, the more firecrackers will ring, melt into people's hearts, tick by tick and fly all over the sky. At this time, I was intoxicated, and my heart drifted to my picturesque hometown, remembering the Spring Festival there.
25. Thousands of lights are shining with happiness, the fragrance of mellow wine is full of wealth and happiness, the boat of reunion is rippling with laughter, and the crystal jiaozi expresses people's good wishes. May you have a happy New Year's Eve and stay with your parents until dawn!
26. New Year's Day is coming, and good luck is rolling forward; Firecrackers are overwhelming, and happiness and joy are constantly repeated; Send a blessing message to the front, wishing you all the best. Friend, I wish you a happy New Year's Day and have a good laugh!
27. How was last night today? Looking forward to Tanabata day and night. The Qixi ceremony is better than the New Year's Eve, and I can't leave in this evening. Blessing is in the morning and evening. I wish you a happy mood, love is sweeter than yesterday, and Tanabata will never stop!
28. New Year's Eve sends you five reunions: May the old people hope that their children and grandchildren will return safely; May a woman look forward to her lover's return and be round and round; I hope my career will come back smoothly and be round and round; May love come back sweetly and satisfactorily; I hope my relatives and friends will come back on New Year's Eve.
With such parties, such relatives, such leisure and excitement, the New Year will never fade for us. I am convinced that even in my old age, I can still maintain my joy and enthusiasm for the New Year as I did when I was a child.
30. The New Year's Eve dinner is definitely a feast. Braised pork and steamed auspicious fish. Braised shrimp in oil, stir-fried ruyi dish. Stew Xin Kai Pills slowly and cook Ankang noodles. The family sat together and tasted delicious food. Happy New Year's Eve.
3 1, New Year's Eve celebration, because the reunion is wonderful; Happy new year's eve, because firecrackers are ringing; New Year's Eve is warm, because the new year is coming. New Year's Eve is beautiful because it is blessed; My friend, I wish you a happy New Year. Happiness and sweetness continue to rise, and beauty and smoothness continue to entangle!
32. When New Year's Eve arrives, I send a text message. The news broke tonight, and the god of wealth hugged you; There are also a group of rabbits, busy with you; Make you happy for a year and make you tired; Send you peace all your life and laugh with you all your life.
33. On New Year's Eve, get rid of troubles, get rid of troubles, welcome happiness and beauty. May good luck accompany you, love you with good luck, rely on you safely, cherish you with health, kiss you with happiness and hug you with happiness!
34. When New Year's Eve arrives, people laugh, hang lanterns, put up Spring Festival couplets, have fun, firecrackers sound, troubles disappear, fireworks burst, auspicious winding, reunion in jiaozi, happy packages, and deep friendship and blessings are sent. May happiness and good luck be with you. Happy the Year of the Loong!
35. On New Year's Eve, people laugh and happy people jump; Holding a dragon in hand to send a jade rabbit, I hope that the blessing will be full and the love will be fruitful; The golden dragon is wrapped in purple gas. May the house be full of gold and silver, and the fortune be auspicious in all directions. I wish you a happy new year.
36. Wave goodbye to the Year of the Rabbit. On New Year's Eve, let joy open the door of the Year of the Loong and accept the wealth of happiness; Let joy write New Year wishes, and everything goes well. Let reunion make the finishing touch for the festival, and the whole family will be happy and healthy!
On New Year's Eve, every household is full of excitement. Housewives prepare the richest and most meaningful reunion dinner in a year. The happiest time is to set off firecrackers. All night, firecrackers continued. On New Year's Eve, no one sleeps, and everyone should keep watch.
38. On New Year's Eve, firecrackers exploded, people who kowtowed to pay New Year's greetings were beaming, red lights hung high, and everyone laughed. The land of China is really lively, the family is happy and auspicious, and the stars are shining high. Looking forward to a wonderful new year!
39. Engineering bean curd residue, supervision bean curd brain, official dried bean curd, contracted bean curd skin, and labor bean curd soup. Tofu Beauty On New Year's Eve, the table tofu feast is made by skillful hands. Although not as beautiful as seafood, it is more delicious! Wish: Happy New Year's Eve and a good mood.
40. People get together and meet happily. On New Year's Eve, things are done in Japan and America. I bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year. On New Year's Eve, I came to Laifu to look for new wine. There are countless beautiful scenery, fireworks and firecrackers, and New Year's Eve is full of joy. I sincerely wish you a happy new year.
4 1, New Year's Eve: Give you a snack to make your life more colorful. Please put the pear (pressed) in the refrigerator and freeze it into frozen pear (powder). Please put it in water and boil it into steam (success). 20xx Happy New Year's Eve to you!
42, three rabbits in a litter, this year ushered in the animal year. Fireworks are shining in the night sky on New Year's Eve, and the pot turns in jiaozi. New house, new car, new clothes, red light, red couplet, red money. Happy life is not enough, by going up one flight of stairs the Jade Rabbit.
43, New Year's Eve, celebrating reunion, firecrackers are safe; Similar feelings, heart, happy for a year; Fame and fortune, everything goes well; Good wine, happy feast, happy life, smile. SMS, blessing, good wishes, endless.
When New Year's Eve comes, I will worship all the gods and pray for you. Once I worship the god of wealth, I hope your wealth will roll in and grow year by year. Second, I wish you a long and healthy life, evergreen life and unlimited vitality; Worship Fuxing Palace for three times, wishing you good luck and happiness forever.
45. On New Year's Eve, firecrackers sounded and fireworks burst into joy and reunion; The lanterns are decorated with colorful flowers, and the fire tree is full of silver flowers; Every family laughs, and friends bless thousands; On New Year's Eve, I sincerely wish you a bright future and good health. Family reunion is as sweet as honey. Happy New Year!
46. Open the beautiful calendar and I count the coming of the Spring Festival. It is a traditional festival of our Chinese nation, and I am looking forward to it, because only these days can I put down my heavy study, relax and wash away the happiest days of the year.
47. It rained in Chery on New Year's Eve. According to experts from the Meteorological Bureau, small, medium and small bills will appear all over the country on New Year's Eve. Please have a good meal and take out your strength and equipment for fishing. The person who can get the best care of the god of wealth. I wish you a happy new year, and your financial resources are rolling in!
48, the taste of the year, full of blessings. Letters full of warm homesickness, beautiful cards full of blessings, short messages full of friendship, and the dining table full of mellow family dinner are all filled with a strong New Year's atmosphere.
49. The lights on New Year's Eve will shine on you and me, and the bright New Year will blend you and me. Singing mini me, reunion wine mini me. Being with the elderly is your filial piety, and chatting and laughing together is your happiness. May you be filial on New Year's Eve and be safe and healthy every year!
50. Suddenly, fireworks flew into the sky. In a flash, they exploded and there were flowers in the sky. Some are like silver meteors, some are like colorful flowers, some are like orange coats, and some are like golden sun, which makes the earth as bright as day. Beautiful!
Talking about heavy rain
I wish a heavy rain in my mind would wash away the traces of your coming and going.
I like to watch the heavy rain alone from the first few days after I left.
I don't know when it started. I like to watch the heavy rain alone, and my heart is wet as dew.
Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, I hope to catch it again in the future.
Many times, heavy rain will be happier than sunny days.
Even if the heavy rain turns the whole world upside down, I will give you a hug. Dear, you are my eternal love.
You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
It rained heavily that day, so you went to your first love's wedding. She didn't see you, and neither did you see the rain.
Life is a downpour, fate is a riddled umbrella, and love is a patch.
I'll give you back all the heavy rain I missed in those years.
You held her tightly in your arms, but you didn't find me shivering in the rain at night.
Let the heavy rain erode what you can't take away and what you can't keep.
It's windy and rainy outside, and there are people in the house. This is how I love you. I hope red roses bloom for you every night!
Youth is like a heavy rain. It's a pity that I caught a bad cold in this rain.
Life is like a heavy rain, you can enjoy it without an umbrella!
Is there a time? You smile so warmly outside, but it's raining cats and dogs inside.
It's raining heavily, and my mind is wet.
I will never forget that smile. Like the biggest rainbow hanging in the sky after a heavy rain.
You know I will give you a hug even if the heavy rain collapses the whole city.
Even if the heavy rain overturns the city, I will give you my arms.
Talk about the mood of sleepless nights.
1, you kicked me out of your world, so can you get out of my heart?
Finally, I gave up. I grind all the pain into a blessing for you.
3. Most of the time, if you don't talk, I won't talk. In this way, when you say it, it changes, thinking about it.
4, not your heart, you won't hurt; It's not your injury. You wouldn't understand.
I choked to tell you the past days. I thought you would be moved, which is ridiculous.
6. I treat you like a life, but you treat me like a disease.
7, toothache can be pulled out, stomach pain can take medicine, do you want me to dig out my heart and throw it in my heart?
8. In fact, a person can live beautifully, laughing at himself and crying at himself.
9. If you love her, don't give her a chance to think. Because you never know how much people who miss you love you.
10, I forgot, you no longer belong to me.
1 1. I feel sorry for myself who is full of worries but no one tells me. At night, I can only rest on the pillow where my tears are mixed together, and I dare not cry.
12, he deleted me. I remember his QQ and read his information for two years.
13, sometimes, waiting for the person you love is not a kind of happiness.
14. The city is crowded, but it looks empty without you.
15. After that, I won't wait, even if you are here.
16, have you ever heard someone you like say that you like someone?
17, you left me when I couldn't live without you.
18, I will still wait, just without my original enthusiasm.
19, I tried my best to make you laugh, but I didn't expect you to fall in love with someone who made you cry.
20. The so-called stranger is the first stranger and the last one does not recognize each other.
2 1, there are more and more casual acquaintances, and old friends are getting farther and farther away.
22, slowly you will believe that nothing is unforgivable, no one will always be with you.
23. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will not accompany you when there is no light.
24. No matter how good some people are, they can only be friends.
25. I will never compromise with anyone again, even those I love deeply.
26. I am most afraid that others will ask me what's wrong. Sometimes I just want to feel a little sad for myself. I'm really afraid that tears will fall if I say it.
27. When I was a child, I played like a madman with sheets. When I grow up, I cry like a fool with a quilt.
28. If we meet by chance three years later, the first thing I want to say to you: Are you married?
29. The next summer, the classroom was full of people, but unfortunately it was no longer us.
30. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.
3 1, I gave too much laughter, so no one cared about my heart.
32. I am obviously the most familiar person, and now I feel unfamiliar every time I meet.
Reunion is like going back to the past, but I can't find the original feeling anymore.
34. The hardest thing in this world is not the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.
35. I do have a pair of generous hands that can support all my weight steadily, but those gentle hands make me have no memory at all.
36. It's windy in July and rainy in August, so I can't like you far away.
37. You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why do you cry for the same person over and over again?
38. You never read my mind, but you blame me for being fickle and difficult to understand.
39. I didn't expect the taste of parting to be so bleak. I didn't know saying goodbye was so strong.
You push everyone away, so you don't deserve anyone's care.
4 1, stop it, just because she is better than you in his heart.
42. There is an indescribable sadness. It lurks in your heart, and it hurts so much that you can't breathe.
43. One of the most painful things in the world is not being alone, but being surrounded by people, which makes you feel lonely.
44. Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a man.
45. Once a person has feelings, he will become extremely timid. He is afraid of falling in love with others. He is afraid that my the Monkey King will become someone else's great sage.
46. Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.
47. My interpersonal relationship is always so bad that I should think twice before speaking. Later, I always felt so tired that I had to keep my mouth shut.
48. Don't wait for good night, and don't ask for what he doesn't want to give.
49. A promise is just a contract that has not entered into force.
50. Later generations became more and more popular. Later, they became popular in a network. Later in reality, he still doesn't like you.
5 1. In this life, there will always be someone who can't get along with you, but you really want to get along with him.
52. No matter how tired, bitter and painful it is, it's only because you like me.
53. Only when things have changed can people know how to miss.
54. If I don't love you, why have I searched your space again and again, but I dare not answer your words?
You always say this is the last time, but you always say so.
56. Look how stubborn we are. One never looks back, and the other never stops.
57. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, and who is not who in the end.
58. I swear to leave you. I laughed, and all my tears fell away.
59. Can you look back at me? I have no strength to like others.
60. When a girl stops nagging you and speaks well, congratulations, you have lost her.
6 1, you take the overpass, I take the underpass, your happiness is well known, and my sadness has nowhere to hide.
62. After breaking up, I fell ill several times and finally became a harmless person.
63. Every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.
64. In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.
65. When you are stubborn, all you get is your self-righteous love, and finally you are not qualified to be jealous.
I hope the next time I mention her to you, you will shout at the top of your lungs: I love you.
67. The tears I shed may burst your stomach if you swallow them.
In fact, you don't have to be so cold, and I don't want to entangle.
69. The promise you made to me at the beginning will now be realized in others.
70. One day you can go to my mind, and you will see all the sorrows you have given.
7 1. Unfortunately, some important people didn't even have a photo with you until they left.
72. I also want to elope, but I miss someone.
73. I didn't know until I really gave up. I have never regretted it.
74. Not appearing and not disturbing is the last way for me to love you.
75. We all stumble and grow up in time, and then leave the original appearance bit by bit.
76. The greeting of an old lover is even more embarrassing than that of a stranger.
77. I am not afraid that the road is too far to find the end, and I am afraid that the two worlds will not draw a circle.
78. If sincerity is a kind of injury, then I choose silence. If silence is a kind of injury, then I choose to leave.
79. Earned 200 million, one with amnesia and one with memory.
80. I will always remember the feeling of liking it too much, but I dare not do it again.
8 1, I'm in a mess now. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.
82. When loneliness becomes a habit, you no longer want company.
83. Some stories have endings before they start.
84. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.
Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?
Don't say sorry to me, I don't want anything to do with you.
87. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.
88. Instead of running in the world you want to leave, I might as well turn around and leave.
89. What used to be a love story is now a joke.
90. When you get used to being alone, you get used to hugging your arm and shrinking in cold temperatures.
9 1, once I thought: loneliness is the only person left in the world. Now I think: loneliness is that I can become a world.
92. Walking in the street, listening to your songs, my heart beats with those beats, which hurts.
93. All the waters in Qian Shan are like you, but I have been passing by.
94. I attended your performance. I fell into your game, and then there was a war, and finally I didn't come back.
95. I am so romantic. Thank you for your gentle reminder, which awakened me from my fantasy.
96. If you laugh for a long time, you will be tired.
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