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Luo Yonghao's classic quotations

Luo Yonghao's classic quotations.

Luo Yonghao's Classic Quotations Selected Edition 1) It doesn't matter whether you lean left or right, what matters is being defeated!

2) My grandmother was born in Guangxu, so she married a fart.

3) So tough! It's too difficult!

4) If I meet him, I will waste him!

5) Sorry, I'm a little excited.

6) According to Ni Jie's idea, what should be chosen for this question?

7) What about Lao Luo? I don't know. Don't ask. It's gone anyway.

8) I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water and she thought it was saliva.

9) I walked around thinking hard about the fate of China.

10) A real tough guy who dares to face the bleak life.

1 1) Don't do this, or they will think you are very lively.

You really make me angry ... Ah ... Please.

13) At this moment, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote down my will.

14) I walked around thinking hard about the fate of China!

15) Another characteristic of a macho man is that he hides when he cries.

16) Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

17) I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but in her opinion it was a mouthful of saliva.

18) Why? It's simple, because you are a water turtle and have never seen the world.

19) I'm definitely not pear shape, I'm a standard barrel figure!

20) The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

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2) Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live!

3) Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

4) If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.

5) I said: don't say that, I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

6) This is the first time that 13-year-old Luo Yonghao witnessed a live black man at close range!

7) Only people with cleanliness can turn guarding equality and justice into their own instinct.

8) Young Luo Yonghao witnessed a live black man at close range for the first time in his life!

9) When buying medicine and paying for it, my dad secretly rejoiced: * * *, this is my son.

10) After listening to my class, you came up and asked me which reference book to buy, which was a great insult to me.

11) "ets is a pathological problem, and we will do it with abnormal ideas."

12) "What is GRE? It is to let China people experience the stupid exams of Americans. "

13) Some birds came into the world to do what they should do, not to avoid bullets.

14) Look up, McDonald's! Oh, that's not a toilet. Keep running. Then you deserve to pee your pants.

15) You should at least know that you are wrong to use piracy, because you are poor, which means that you can still be saved.

16) You are a man with normal physiology, but in front of a circle of impotence, you are still a macho man.

17) What is a pear shape? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel figure!

18) Many times, people with ideals can persist, not necessarily by being strong, but by thinking clearly.

19) I hope that in the future, people who abandon me will always believe that their choices are correct.

20) If% of the people in China are gay, the population problem will be solved.

Under the leadership of a madman, the whole country went crazy. Politics is much more terrible than war.

2) As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

3) At this time, you found a considerate third option and shouted "Ah! Ni Ping! "

4) A truly strong and healthy person will not lose confidence in human nature even if he is betrayed by his friends, misunderstood by his relatives and abandoned by his lover.

5) Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

6) When the students ask Lao Yu questions, Lao Yu will tell him a short story about his own struggle, so that the students are moved to forget the question just now.

7) I am a ninth-rate poet, not comparable to EmilyDickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.

8) If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

9) "Always young, always in tears." I hope you can read this sentence again when you are trying to give up something you know is right.

10) Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: "there used to be a cherry tree in our house ... you all laughed!" I won't talk if you laugh. "

1 1) I didn't recite a word in the June exam. What are you doing here? You see, you don't remember all the words. If you come up again and ask how to arrange the time, I can only tell you the "reasonable" arrangement.

12) A real macho man dares to face the bleak life. Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry. I envy you for meeting such a powerful teacher!

13) finally, there is no way to "tableware must be sterilized by heating" in the Food Hygiene Law.

14) "Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense!" I almost fell off the platform.

15) This is not good for girls. Noisy can be noisy, but it doesn't have to be! What's the point of tattling?

16) This problem has been solved since the appearance of Lao Luo. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome!

17) From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo. (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals) ...

18) "Soft muscles and pear shape" ... What does "pear shape" mean? Hey, what are you looking at me for?

19) This issue is the most controversial in the history of New Oriental, but the arrival of Teacher Luo ... I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

20) Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are. .

2 1) I don't think your relationship is broken ... (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken ...

22) If a coal boss is despised for driving a Mercedes-Benz, according to his wisdom, he will only go back for a Rolls-Royce.

Why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem ... Of course, I'm heterosexual.

24) Before the Japanese militarists invaded China, he brought those simple rural teenagers to the army and brainwashed him with militaristic education, which was a brutal process.

25) When the present situation of life suddenly becomes better or worse, people will feel extremely happy or uncomfortable in a short time, but it can also be adjusted quickly.

26) Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say that bitch is watching, hey … there are pigs, cats, ducks and fish?

27) When we fight for our beliefs and ideals, we should know that we are fighting for the ideas and principles we believe in, not for those who think we don't need them. With this, we can calmly face any so-called "bite the hand that feeds you".

28) At that time, the sky was blue and the sun was shining; The river that gently touches the calf is crystal clear; There is an indescribable good smell in the air; The washed clothes swayed slightly in the wind on the branches by the river, and a dozen lazy women lay comfortably on the stone beach. The so-called "quiet years" should be like this.

29) There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn't matter if there are two girls at ordinary times, but if there are two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough. ...

I think I finally believe in science because of some accidental factors. One of the reasons why I am not serious is that I am an impatient person. I'm fed up with ghosts who always refuse to show up generously. I am very angry.

3 1) This happened one year: Ni Ping said with a fake spring breeze, "Today's party highlights the theme of the party." That's right. Make people blush! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! She took the GRE, and if she didn't take the GRE, she basically failed in vocabulary!

32) I live a very healthy and optimistic life, full of anger, at the same time, my heart is full of peace and joy, both rational and passionate, and I keep it very well. Sometimes I am surprised at how I did it. I would be surprised myself.

33) Dementia mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a very deep level and is in a high state every day. And do whatever you want: you are a fool, what are you afraid of! ? You can gain weight in vain and always be in a state of fresh air.

34) Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is waiting in line for a divorce by car, so if you slow down, the people behind you won't say, "Hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? ! "After Lao Yu went, his eyes lit up:" It's so convenient! How convenient! " .

35) We in China are a little too confident about using pirated products, which is wrong. We in China personally destroyed our national software industry and audio-visual book market. Of course it has something to do with the law. Ordinary people can't be expected to be conscious, but they have to rely on legal sanctions.

36) This question was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

37) Politics means that there are no contradictions, and contradictions are created; Then solve the contradiction. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in the math textbook of Palestinian primary schools: 7 Israeli prisoners of war were captured, 5 were killed, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred in mathematics.

38) Every life that comes into this world is destined to change this world. You have no choice. If you are a good person, the world will be a little better because of you. If you are a disgusting person, the world will become a little disgusting because of you.

39) I hope that those China people who like to teach young people the truth of "shooting birds in the head with guns" and feel very mature will one day understand the fact that some birds come into this world to do what they should do, not to hide guns.

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