Three-person hilarious cross talk short sentence for 3 minutes

The funny version of Liang Zhu's sketch script Act I Location: Zhu Yingtai's home. Three chairs and a table. Characters: Yingtai mother (hereinafter referred to as Yingtai mother), Yingtai father (hereinafter referred to as Yingtai father), Ma Gongzi, housekeeper and several attendants. (Yingtai's father flew into a rage, and Yingtai's mother caught up with him) Mu Ying: Husband, husband ~ (pulls Fu Ying) Fu Ying (turns around angrily): Nothing can be said. The marriage between Yingtai and Taiwan must not be so hasty! Yingmu: But, husband, Ma Gongzi is serious, and the Ming media is marrying ... (interrupted by Yingfu) Yingfu: How many times have I told you, now is a new era of reform and opening up, and the marriage of children can no longer be arranged by parents ... (interrupted by off-site voice) Off-site voice: Ma Gongzi is engaged ~ (a housekeeper-like man rushes up with a gift list in his hand) Butler. (Open the ceremony list and read it out, and the waiter comes to the stage with a gift in his hand) A bottle of Maotai ~ a cloud of smoke ~ a set of diamond jewelry ~ a set of KFC take-out buckets ~ a home theater ~ a Cadillac on the way ~ a factory maintenance ~ an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ... Mom and Dad: Ah? Butler: Oh, wrong, wrong, it's a package tour of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ~ and West Lake Longjing, Beijing Roast Duck 18th Street, Twist, Shaanxi Paomo, Northeast Cauldron, Wang Zhi and Stinky Tofu, all of which were sent to the kitchen to enjoy this ~ ~ ~ (Mother Ying knelt down and respectfully accepted the gift list with her hands, and the housekeeper brought it over) Mother Ying: Look at this, husband, and Ma Gongzi sent it here. Look at Ma Gongzi's virtue, how it looks like a toilet ... (Ma Gongzi has appeared, standing behind Fu Ying) Ma Gongzi (takes out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat): Thank you for not saying that I look like Feng Gong. Fu Ying (turning around at the sound): You ~ Ma Gongzi (suddenly opening the folding fan): Yes, I'm ashamed of falling in love, and I'm addicted to yan zhen. A gifted scholar looks like a fairy, Yushu, Feng Ling, and a pear flower beats a begonia. People have nicknamed me Ma Decai, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom of heaven and earth, hero and chivalry. (takes out a handful of paper money and scatters it into the air, making it look like a fairy) Mu Ying (rushes to meet him): Oh, please sit down ~ (opposite the court) and make tea for the girl ~ (bends down to collect money) (a male voice outside the court: Yes, madam. ) Ma Gongzi (sits down slowly): Uncle and aunt, I don't know about the next marriage with Yingtai ... Mu Ying: Oh, of course ~ (interrupted by Fu Ying) Fu Ying: Impossible! (stands up angrily and points to Ma Gongzi) Do you know what Marxism-Leninism is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Fu Ying: Do you know what reform and opening up is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Fu Ying: Do you know what the Nasdaq index is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Fu Ying: Do you know what "who are you" is? Ma Gongzi: ... Fu Ying: Do you know who is Leslie Cheung, who is Maggie Cheung, who is Ronaldo, who is Yao Ming, who is Tom Cruise and who is Britney Branny? (turns to Mu Ying) Look at you. How can I rest assured that such an idiot who knows nothing told me to marry Yingtai? Ma Gongzi: Uncle, I ... Fu Ying (turning to Ma Gongzi): You are money! Ma Gongzi: My uncle really knows my little husband like the back of his hand. My little husband just brought a gift of 3 million this time ... British father: bah! Do you think money can buy everything? I tell you, true love is priceless! Do you think 3 million is ok ... (gradually responding to the taste) 3 million ... (whispering to Ma Gongzi) Is that 3 million mine or two people's ... Ma Gongzi: Of course, half of it is for my uncle and aunt ... Fu Ying: Absolutely not! Ma Gongzi: Then 46-40 ... Fu Ying: 37 to 40, she is three years old and I am seven years old, otherwise it is impossible! Ma Gongzi: Then do as your uncle says! (Taking out a contract) Uncle took the trouble to sign it, even if he agreed to my marriage with Yingtai ... (The contract was taken away by Ying Dad) Ying Dad: Of course, I really agreed to 10,000 (taking out a pen to sign). Hey, Ma Gongzi, is that 3 million cash or check ... Ma Gongzi: What check is 300 yuan? Yingfu: Yes, 300 yuan. What kind of check do you need ... (The pen stops and looks at Ma Gongzi in surprise) 300 yuan? Isn't it 3 million? Ma Gongzi: 3 million is the total cost of the wedding. Today, I will give you a gift from 300 yuan ... (Father throws the contract underground) Ma Gongzi (bends down to pick up the contract): Uncle, if you are too short of money, we can discuss it again ... My father: It's not the money! He can't lose that person ... Ma Gongzi: My uncle taught me that such an important issue as marriage should not be measured by money. However, my husband heard that my uncle likes traveling, so he bought a holiday villa in Hawaii the other day ... Father: Are you serious? Ma Gongzi (pulls out a bunch of keys): This is the key to the holiday villa, and the air ticket has been bought. As long as my uncle promises my marriage with Yingtai ... (The contract was snatched away by my English father) Fu Ying: You won't delay my holiday time ... (As soon as I took out my pen to sign it, I was interrupted by an off-site voice): The old lady is not good! Miss is missing! English Dad: Yingtai! Mu Ying: My Yingtai! (running off the stage) Ma Gongzi (paused): My key! (Chasing off the stage) (Dim light, end of the first act) Location of the second act: Liangshanbo Private School. Character: Zhu Yingtai, Mr. Liang Shanbo, accompanied by several scholars. Voice-over: Zhu Yingtai has been wandering around since she fled her marriage. On this day, he came to the private school where Liang Shanbo attended. Sir: Guan Guan's pigeon is on the river boat ~ (shaking his head clockwise, narcissism) Liang Shanbo (and all readers): Guan Guan's pigeon is on the river boat ~ (shaking his head counterclockwise, narcissism) Sir: Shan Bo, how many times have I told you to shake your head clockwise! Liang Shanbo: Yes, sir. Mister: My Fair Lady, Gentleman ~ Liang Shanbo (and all readers): My Fair Lady, Gentleman ~ Mister: Shanbo ~ Shake your head clockwise! (Zhu Yingtai sings "I am a bird ...") Sir: Uncle Shan, go and see who is making trouble. Liang Shanbo: Yes, sir. (Zhu Yingtai sings "Superstar" and sings nursery rhymes after meeting Liang Shanbo) Zhu Yingtai (pointing to Liang Shanbo): A toad with one mouth, two eyes and four legs ... Liang Shanbo: Ha! How dare you make trouble here! Zhu Yingtai: Here is my business card. Liang Shanbo (handing over business card): Zhu Yingtai, also known as Serena, 18 years old, whose address is unknown because she escaped from marriage. Libra, lively, worships Jolin Tsai ... Zhu Yingtai: What's your name? Liang Shanbo: My name is Liang Shanbo. Brother Zhu's singing is great, but I don't want to disturb Teacher Zhu's lecture. Please come with me to make amends to Mr. Zhu. (Pulling Zhu Yingtai off the stage) Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, the direction seems to be wrong ... Liang Shanbo: Didn't Brother Zhu hear that the earth is round? This road is just a detour. Please ask Brother Zhu to teach me some knowledge about music theory. (Continue to pull Zhu Yingtai off the stage) I hope my brother doesn't know. I am also a fan of Jolin Tsai. I don't know what new album she released recently ... (End) (Dim light, end of the second act) Location of the third act: the wild. Characters: Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai's voice-over: Zhu Yingtai followed Liang Shanbo into a private school, chatting, drinking and boxing together ... Oh, the narration was wrong, they chatted together and sang loudly. However, the so-called skynet is long and slow, but it does not leak. Zhu Yingtai's parents and Ma Gongzi finally caught Zhu Yingtai through hardships ... On this day, Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo said goodbye in the wild. There was a quarrel outside the meeting. "What do you think the narrator is?" "What a mess?" .....) Liang Shanbo: Zhu Xiong, don't be a long way, goodbye ... (lowers his head): Liang Xiong, do you have anything to say to me at this moment? Liang Shanbo: I ... (embarrassed) didn't ... Zhu Yingtai (singing sadly): Later, I finally learned how to love, but unfortunately you have already disappeared into the sea of people; Later, I finally realized with tears in my eyes that some people, once missed, are gone ... (I turned my face away and didn't want to see it again) (Liang Shanbo tried to persuade Zhu Yingtai, but Yingtai threw him off) Liang Shanbo: Yingtai, don't be sad. Look, there are words written on the wings of this butterfly. Zhu Yingtai: You lied to me. Liang Shanbo (still not looking back): Let me read it to you: I am a bird. If I love you, I can abandon my life. I'm not afraid of English and Japanese at all. I applaud on stage and off stage. Zhu Yingtai: I ... love English ... Taiwan Province ... (slowly turning to look at Liang Shanbo) Liang Shanbo: You asked me how much I love you ... The moon represents my heart (the author forgot the middle word * #% ...) Zhu Yingtai (pleasantly surprised): Brother Liang, are you serious? Liang Shanbo (kneeling down): There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: I love you! If I have to add a time limit to these three words, I hope it is-ten thousand years! (it must be said in dialect here, this line is going to rot. If you don't use dialects, the final effect will be ...) Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, stop talking (the music "Say Love You" is playing) (They danced and sang to the music only once. The last sentence "At this moment, I finally bravely say I love you" must be sung by two people pointing at each other (music stops suddenly) Zhu Yingtai: Bye-bye ~ Liang Shanbo: Senala ~ (I can't find the Japanese input method, so I understand the meaning * _ *) (Two people leave from both sides, the lights are dim, and the third act ends) The fourth act location: inside the church. Characters: Zhu Yingtai, Ma Gongzi, pastor, four waiters (the wedding March rings, and Zhu Yingtai is dragged into the church reluctantly by Ma Gongzi. Four waiters scattered scraps of paper to celebrate. When two people came to the priest, four waiters turned around at the same time, took out cleaning tools and began to clean up the scattered scraps of paper just now, and then lined up to leave) Father: Mr. Ma Decai, would you like to marry Miss Zhu Yingtai? Ma Gongzi: I do! Father: Miss Zhu Yingtai ... Zhu Yingtai: No! Father (to Ma Gongzi): What language does she speak? (Ma Gongzi shakes his head and the priest turns to Zhu Yingtai) Miss, please answer in Mandarin: Do you want to ... (Interrupted by Yingtai) Zhu Yingtai: I don't want to! (trying to get rid of Ma Gongzi's hand and run away) Ma Gongzi: Yingtai! Wait! Father: I've never seen such a couple. God bless you. Amen ~ (Cross) (The lights are dim, and the fourth act ends) Location of the fifth act: Zhu Yingtai, Liang Shanbo (ghost), English mother, English father, Ma Gongzi, pastor and several waiters. Voice-over: Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai have been bedridden since they broke up. Finally, they drove the crane to the west. On this day, Zhu Yingtai came to the grave of Liang Shanbo ...) Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang! You died miserably ~ (You jumped on the grave and cried) (The waiter caught up with you and took Yingtai away) Waiter: Miss, this grave belongs to our pastor. He presided over the wedding a few days ago, and as a result, the bride said something he didn't understand. He felt greatly humiliated and hanged himself with noodles. Your brother Liang's grave is over there ... Zhu Yingtai:&; *% # ... (rushing to another grave and crying while singing the tune of "Chinese Cabbage") Ah, life is so bitter, how can you have the heart to leave me ~ Brother Liang ~ Voice-over: At this moment, the sky suddenly thundered and a lightning split the grave. (Liang Shanbo stands up): Ah ~ Brother Liang ~ Liang Shanbo: Ying Tai ~ (They embrace each other) (At this moment, English mother, English father, Ma Gongzi, waiter & priest on the stage climb out of the grave, and everyone says their blessings together) Everyone: Congratulations, everything will be fine, and all shall be well, jack shall have Jill ~ Liang Shanbo &; Zhu Yingtai: It's nice to be with you. Come on, let's eat happy candy ... Father: I wonder what your plans are for the future. Liang Shanbo: Hmm ... (interrupted by Zhu Yingtai) Zhu Yingtai: We have made up our minds! (Liang Zhu starts to guess fists-"Two little bees fly in the flowers, fly" ... Speaking of "flying", two people pose as Titanic, and the music of Titanic starts) Voice-over: Originally, Liang Shanbo wanted to become a butterfly, but Zhu Yingtai had to become a bee, alas ~ it was all the fault of feminism ... (In the music, everyone closed the curtain and the drama began.