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Complete works of two-part allegorical sayings, is one of them yours?
Lights and drums.-I don't want to (Silence).
Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.
Chatting at the salt shop-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).
The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).
The freighter is out of the sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).
Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).
Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).
Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.
Set off firecrackers in the well-everything happens for a reason. (with a round sound).
An old hen has an empty nest-it's not easy. (No eggs).
Eat ginseng-spare. (added).
Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).
Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).
Lead a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)
Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.
Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)
Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).
Sleeping in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit
The Tang Priest's Book-Serious. A true sutra
Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).
The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).
The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.
There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.
Seven Immortals River, the birthday girl-there is no road. No deer.
Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard that for a long time. (nine articles).
Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).
Braids in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).
The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal).
The rice cooker is smoking-it's a muddle. The rice is burnt.
Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).
Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).
The dragon god was moved.-awesome. (out of the sea)
Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).
Buried in an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.
The tortoise solved the problem-rules. (turtle lifts).
Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).
Raw peanuts-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.
Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (install wind).
Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).
The old lady went to the henhouse.-idiot. (running eggs).
The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).
Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).
My nephew plays lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).
The rain hit Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).
Half cotton.-no way. (bullet-free)
Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).
A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).
Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.
December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.
A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.
The toilet is still stone, which caused public anger. (causing male feces).
Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.
Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.
Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).
Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).
The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).
A scholar lost his towel bag. (Bao Shu).
The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.
It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).
The blunt knife broke the bamboo. (it won't ring).
Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you. What a big duster.
Interesting homophonic fable joke
Interesting homophonic fable joke
1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.
2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.
3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it
4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming
5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)
6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness
7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?
8. Couples on stage-nominally
9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.
10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.
1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?
12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten
13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet
14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)
15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.
16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas
17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)
18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.
19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words
20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)
2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite
22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain
23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.
24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.
25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors
26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).
27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)
28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity
29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.
30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).
3 1, Huozi drinks rice soup-shameless (indecent)
32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids
33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.
34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.
35. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity
36. Singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.
37, the tortoise's ass-(tortoise) rules
38. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day
39. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.
40. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman
4 1, the bald man turns around (picks) the flower arrangement on the skin.
42. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).
43, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)
44, dog legs into the village-neighbors.
45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.
46, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company
47, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.
48. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.
49, two generations of widows-no kung fu
50, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)
5 1, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy
52. Broom hanging on the ass-Hao Wei (tail) is big.
53. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.
54. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.
55. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.
56. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.
57. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.
58, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.
59. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.
60. Play the lute to a cow-in vain
6 1, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.
62. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.
63, a thousand miles to build a long shed-no banquet will come to an end.
64, nephew looking for grandma's house-save (uncle)
65. Hua Dan on the stage-picturesque.
66. Wu Dalang caught him-beyond his power; Anti kill
67. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.
68. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people
69. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.
70. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out
7 1. Paddle paste on the face-taut
72, low plate and-the deeper the plate.
73. Two more hits-that's right.
74, Wang Xifeng housekeeper-disaster.
75, fingernail palm on the knee-too far from the point (hoof)
76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.
77, pig eight quit to brag-big mouth brag
78, kaleidoscope-ever-changing
79. Chicks fight-bicker; Douzui
80, three dollars to buy a riding boast (cross)
8 1, Rats in the Library-Eating Books
82. The knives and guns on the stage are fake.
83. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.
84. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight
85, Wu Dalang in the world-no one can guarantee.
86. A Jin Baihe fell into the sea-a day without a head.
87, enemies meet-particularly jealous
88. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.
89. The blind man heard the dog barking-there was a door.
90, grinding the mound-solid (stone) heart.
9 1, seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-bold
92, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.
93, the spoon on the throat-Tao (Tao) gas.
May 6, 1994 Ai-out of date
95, lame ass-crooked ways
96, pig eight quit to marry a wife-wishful thinking
In 1997, San Qian bought a donkey with money-Boasting Ride.
98. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.
99. The land is called the God of the City God-God is almost (called) its God.
100, bald head and hat-first place; Shouyiming
The most interesting homophonic xiehouyu
The most interesting homophonic xiehouyu
1, Li Kui jy brandished an axe-threatening people with force.
2. A two-headed snake bites both sides
3, sleep in the coffin and reach out-die for money.
4. Zhang Fei asked Li Kui jy-black to hack.
5, the bees in spring-restless
6. The monk changed his bald head-the same.
7. Cannons shoot birds in the forest-dispersed in a hubbub (boom)
8, pig eight quit licking pig's trotters-forgot his name; mutilate oneself
9, the second small shoulder beam-top this.
10, the couple quarreled-it often happens; It doesn't matter.
1 1, Sanmao rubbing rope-so thin.
12, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.
13, dumb donkey saw-it hurts.
14, ox horn versus water chestnut-a pair of traitors
15, young monk chanting-unintentional mouth.
16, blind people climb mountains-I don't know the height.
17, Pig Bajie 36 changed-not nice.
18, Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from the straw boat-he couldn't pay it back if he borrowed it.
19, upstairs in los ice-can only stand aside.
20, the whirlwind of winter-can't be a climate.
2 1, library property-all lost (books)
22. There is no tiger in the mountain-the monkey is the king.
23. The tip of the oil mill-specially made.
24, the Tang Priest's mind-compassion
25, playing with a dragon's tail-old and backward
26, peanuts in the pot-acquaintances (benevolence)
27, answer the phone on horseback-strange smell (riding)
28. Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it is tasteless to eat, but it is a pity to abandon it.
29. Wang Xifeng plays politics-cleverness is mistaken by cleverness.
30, deaf ears-decoration
3 1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.
32. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?
33, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.
34. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight
35, the top beam bone takes the true soul-scary.
36. Fart in bed-take it all away; Can write (smell) and type (cover)
37, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon-demons and monsters.
38, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.
39. Cicada hidden in a hat-first place (Ming)
40, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Eight
4 1, weasels line up-all the way to Sao goods.
42, Pig Bajie wears glasses-loaded with sven; Poor elegance
43. Willow in spring-especially near (green)
Wu Dalang is a magistrate of a county-his background is not high.
45. The toad in autumn-the call of a few days.
46, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.
47. Eyes that grow on the top of your head-neither humble nor supercilious; Act as if there is no one else nearby-think highly of yourself and ignore others.
48, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.
49, Xu Shu into Cao Cao-without saying a word
50, bamboo bow-a kind of strength
5 1, crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi haha
The widow threw the urinal-she has nothing to worry about.
53. Song Wu goes to the store-this family doesn't know this family.
54. Killing rabbits in snowy days-running away for nothing.
55, baldy when the emperor-don't Wang Fa (hair).
56, Li Kui jy ruling-the strong is right.
57. Grasshoppers in autumn-a few days; Jump for a few days.
58, dumb donkey saw-it hurts.
59, horse face stickers-effective
60. Rot three in one nostril-leave a vent.
6 1, Guan Yunchang curettage to cure poison-as if nothing had happened.
62. Signs at intersections-as we all know.
63. Huang Zhong's Challenge-Refusing to Be Old
64. Meet relatives halfway-meet and hate each other late.
65. The blind know that the needle is not in the eye.
Don't rest in May, July and June-a good player.
67. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.
68. Snakes eat straw-straight neck
69. The dwarf wants to ascend to heaven-I don't know a small place; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream
70. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.
7 1, foot-binding of Pan Jinlian-smelly goods; Dirty goods
72. Mice and cats sleep together.
73. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.
74, baldy when the emperor-don't Wang Fa (hair)
75. Broad beans bloom-black heart
76. Boil the ball in the paste pot-you are still angry when you call yourself an asshole.
77. Made by an iron rooster-penniless
78. jiaozi was skinned-revealing the stuffing.
79, the dumb see mother-have nothing to say.
80, cut the mountain flat-many a mickle makes a mickle.
8 1, Guan Gong went to a meeting-cut to the chase.
82. Zhang Fei throws a chicken feather-it is difficult to make it strong.
83. Looking for hoof prints under heavy snow-rare
84. Lu Bu watched the story of Dixin's obsession.
85. Bananas after autumn-a string of them
86. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
87, drink tofu brain and take toothpicks-in fact, all useless things.
88, Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better.
89. Jia Baoyu became a monk-he who sees through the world of mortals
90. Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)
9 1, tripterygium wilfordii anger-extraordinary; (of sounds) very loud.
92, the dream wife-want to be eccentric.
93. The hammer hits the rubber-silently.
94. Ask Lin Daiyu to wield an axe-no one can do it.
95. Huang Zhong makes friends-the old man is not old.
96, the couple quarrel-don't convince yourself.
97, pig eight quit into the slaughterhouse-contribute yourself.
98. Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano-mystifying.
99. A tiger bites a brown shark-once is enough.
100, sesame blossoms are increasing.
Interesting homophonic xiehouyu sharing.
Interesting homophonic allegorical saying:
1. The old woman goes to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)
2. A blind man enters a cigarette shop-Hyundai (touching the light)
3.bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)
4. Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)
The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)
6. Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law).
7. My nephew plays with lanterns as usual (according to my uncle)
8. Rain hits plum trees-bad luck (plum falls).
9. Half a ton of cotton-no talking (no bullets)
10. Bald men holding umbrellas-lawlessness
1 1. Dwarf transition-peace of mind (submerged heart)
12. Madian buys pigs-not like this (not the market).
13. December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)
14. A father kowtowed to his son-how dare you (how dare you).
15. Stone residues in public toilets-causing public outrage (causing public excreta)
16. Put on a fur coat-pretend (pretend to be a sheep)
17. Confucius moved-lost all (all books)
18. Pregnant women take the single-plank bridge-taking risks.
19. Grandma's dead son-no help (no uncle)
20. My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)
2 1. Scholar towel-guarantee (Bao Shu)
22. The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this (but look at this turn).
23. It is not surprising that the needle is still picking towels (not flags).
24. Hit the bamboo with a blunt knife-you can't get through.
25. How dare you tie a chicken feather (such a big duster) to a telephone pole.
26. Bite melon seeds and knock bugs-everyone has it (everyone has it).
27. Light grass and drums-I don't want to (silent)
28. Rush's crutch-can't be the Lord (can't be a crutch)
29. Chatting in the salt shop-nothing to do (nothing to do with salt).
Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws.
3 1. Blow the horn through the window-fame is abroad (singing is outside)
32. The dragon prince moved-left the sea.
33. Laojiu's brother-honesty (old ten).
34. Bury in an empty coffin-supercilious (no one in the Woods)
35. Wang Bazhong's interpretation of meta-rules
36. Wear gloves in June-conservative (hand protection)
37. Raw peanuts must be noisy (fried).
38. The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-it's true.
39. What girl marries Zheng Jialai-just right (Zheng Heshi)
40. Monastery-Temple (Miao)
4 1. Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother (bitter river)?
42. Blind people wear glasses-pretend to be smart.
43. Dreams become butterflies-daydreams (flying dreams)
44. Monkeys learn to walk-fake (fake orangutans)
45. Hardcover Maotai-Long Time (Good Wine)
46. Spider trawl-selfish (self-piercing).
47. The blind lead the blind-busy is busy (the blind are blind).
48. Long live a nosebleed-Zheng Hong (I am red).
49. What's next?-Get to the bottom (tattoo to the bottom)
50. Walk in the watermelon field-meet the source on both sides (meet the circle on both sides).
5 1. Take off old shoes and put on new shoes-turn over a new page (turn over a new page).
52. sacks and straw bags-worse from generation to generation (worse from bag to bag).
53. I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl.
54. Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions (deliberately not measuring).
55. A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence (only one saw).
56. The fire in the brick kiln-rumor (kiln smoke)
57. There is no oil in the lamp-waste heart.
58. Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around (ghost marriage).
59. The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead (loading excrement).
60. Sticking to the nest and mixing with Huang Lian-suffering year after year (one stick and one stick).
6 1. Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for pills.
62. Frogs dive well-don't understand (poof-poof)
63. Riding a horse in an opera-not (walking)
64. Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-a word comes first (salt comes first).
65. Eat jiaozi without stuffing-naughty (picking the skin).
66. From Henan to Hunan-it is even more difficult (South Canada).
67. Carry a stone with a lantern-do (copy)
68. The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful.
69. Farmland whipping-bragging (urging cattle)
70. Children's Backbone-Little People (Little People's Back)
7 1. aviation somersault-inverted test flight (inverted test flight)
72. The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)
73. The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing (no temple).
74. Cargo ships go out to sea-amateur (foreign airlines).
75. Burning flagpole-long sigh (long charcoal)
76. Weasel in a chicken coop-speculation (stealing chickens)
77. Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.
78. There are firecrackers in the well-there is a sound for every reason.
79. The old hen has an empty nest-not simple (no eggs).
80. Eat ginseng-spare (later supplement)
8 1. Pi Di's mother-Queen Pi (Queen Pi)
82. Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man (old stone man)
83. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself.
84. Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)
85. Talk to fans-crazy talk (gossip)
86. Twelve taels of silver-definitely (one ingot)
87. Sleeping with the toilet-not far from death (not far from shit)
88. The Tang Priest's Book-Serious (True Classics)
89. Eating a small bowl depends on the weather.
90. The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.
9 1. There is a chicken feather in the turtle's belly-anxious to return (turtle's heart is like an arrow).
92. There is a hole behind the temple-Miao (Diantong).
93. Shouxing Qixian River-no road (no deer).
94. Put twice 18 yuan-I have heard about it for a long time (nine articles).
95. Girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes-naturally (self-dyeing)
96. Braid your back-breaking the law and discipline (untidy hair)
97. Unfortunately, the stove turned over (coal dumped).
98. The rice cooker is smoking (the rice is burnt).
Interesting homophonic allegorical saying:
1. Open the door for disgusting fucking-disgusting.
2. Lighting on the plane-Great.
3. Sitting naked on the bench-methodical.
4. The Jade Emperor farted-with air.
There are more men than women-less men and more men.
6. Open a prostitute's home-welcome to contribute (engage in)
7. Ten naked men watch five women take a bath-colorful.
8. The standard bust of prostitutes-The Sphinx (lost)
9. The old couple went to bed-just say it.
10. Women wear bras-keep mistresses.
1 1. Grenade bombing toilet-arouse public anger (feces)
12. Asshole's ass-this is the rule (turtle)
13. immortal fart-extraordinary
14. The prostitute's house is full-orderly.
15. The coffin in the coffin shop-there is no one in the coffin shop.
16. Wedding night-Kaifeng
17. There are many ways to scrape loofah with a sickle.
18. Women climb icebergs-force (b) to go to Liangshan
19. A hoe with a broken handle-not sure.
20. daffodils don't bloom-play dumb.
2 1. Carving in the Cave-Profound
22. Homosexual intercourse-Open the back door.
23. When a woman gives birth to a baby, she will scare others.
24. The most thorough beauty-beyond recognition.
25. Living together again-difficult.
26. Two o'clock.
27. The busiest airport-busy.
28. The smallest mailbox-unbelievable.
29. The crotch is on fire-of course (crotch is burning)
30. Hang a thermos bottle on a telephone pole-it's a high grade.
3 1. Turn the cemetery into a vegetable garden.
32. the dog arches the curtain-all by this mouth.
33. fart and take off your pants-it's not necessary.
34. Point a fart and blow a light-there is no hope.
35. The blind man is Lamian Noodles-nonsense.
36. Light is in the crotch-English (Yin) is bright.
37. Widows sleep-there's no one up there.
38. eunuch symposium-nonsense (chicken)
39. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor.
40. Eggs laid by turtle hybrids
4 1. Flies collect honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)
42. Put powder in the coffin-save face.
43. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
44.Axe (X) shines on people-I see through you.
45. Ice cubes fall into the vinegar jar-shabby.
46. Hang the key on your chest-Happy.
47. Air delivery-high school students.
48. Xiao San returned to her parents' house-in vain (in public).
49. Making love on the plane-an empty clock
50. Women have been divorced many times-all previous achievements (public achievements) have been abandoned.
5 1, the egg hits the stone-overreaching.
52, Jiang Taigong fishing-willing to take the bait.
53. Step on the watermelon skin-where to slide.
54, fifteen buckets to draw water-seven up and eight down.
55, the mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas.
56. Stay green-don't be afraid of running out of firewood.
57. Look at people under the door-look down on people.
58. The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.
59. water under the bridge.
60. Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.
6 1, send goose feathers thousands of miles away-light gifts and heavy feelings.
62, meat buns hit the dog-there is no return.
63. There is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is king.
64. Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows it.
65. My nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (uncle)
66. It is determined by the weight the tortoise eats.
67, crooked mouth telling stories-oblique (evil) theory
68. Onion mixed with tofu-clear and white.
69. Young monks chant Buddhist scriptures.
70. Huang Gai played by Zhou Yu-consensual.
7 1, driving ducks to the shelves-thankless.
72. Blow fire with a rolling pin-I know nothing about it.
73. Blind people wear glasses-decoration.
74. A monkey catches the moon-a busy day.
75. The scholar met a soldier-he couldn't explain it clearly.
76. Two heads are better than one.
77. Young monks recite scriptures.
78. Monks teach monks to be tolerant of others.
79. Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness.
80. The deaf see the dumb-don't care.
8 1, rivets on copper sheet-one is one and the other is two.
82. Carry a bamboo pole in the alley-go straight.
83. Bitter blisters Huanglian-bitter in bitterness.
84. I untie the cable and you push the boat-accommodate them.
85. Put the onion in the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant.
86. Only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.
87. Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-not alone inside and outside.
88. Flying a kite is disconnected-it's hopeless.
89. The storm in the pond-a big event.
90. Speak without lights-speak slang.
9 1, sailing against the current-hard support
92. The Eight Immortals showed their magical powers when crossing the sea.
93. Japanese people wear tall hats-pretend to be big.
94. Begging for rain at the Temple of Fire-Wrong door.
95. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.
96. The old lady eats jiaozi-swallows it.
97. Rainstorm in the sun-false feeling (sunny day)
98. Sell dog meat by hanging sheep's head-insincere.
99. Cross the river with a beard-too modest.
100, singing without reading the song book-outrageous.
10 1, watch the sunrise from the top of Mount Tai-as far as you can see.
102, chopping wood with lanterns-chopping.
103, carrying lanterns down the mine-treading on thin ice.
104, jump on the stage to join in the fun-take part in accidental amusement.
105, push the car up the steps-a hurdle and a hurdle.
106, a big girl in a sedan chair-the first time.
107, borrowed a dime-not less than a penny.
108, rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.
109, playing the trumpet by the window-famous.
1 10, crab crossing the street-bullying.
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- What if a girlfriend hates her ex? How can they live in peace?
- Provide some jokes that can't be colder. Ask god for help
- Chejia classical Chinese translation
- How many military talents does Zhuge Liang have?
- Dream of the omen of mahogany fragrance
- 300-word celebrity stories (15 or more)
- Joke king 100 jokes
- Use eight sentences in English to describe the process of Wu Song’s fight against the tiger.