Humorous and ambiguous short sentences

1. Humorous and ambiguous love words 1. I hope you can do CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can stop breathing. 2. I'm having a bad day. Seeing beautiful girls smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? 3. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in your arms, hold it in your hands, look it in your eyes and remember it in your heart! 4. Sit opposite me when eating, and your drooping eyebrows are the most important. 5. It is said that only by looking back 5 times in the previous life can I get the passing of this life. If this is the case, I would rather look back 1 times and 1, times to get the eternity with you in this life! 6, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face. 7. Every careless word you say has blossomed in my heart. 8. I am a person who is not good at words, but I always want to talk nonsense with you. 9. I feel like a water spinach every day when I'm not around you. 1. Recently, my teeth hurt, because I often miss you at night, which is too sweet and will cause tooth decay. 2. Funny and provocative love stories 1. Give you a life suggestion "I suggest you stay with me" 2. My time is divided into two parts, one is with you, and the other is thinking about you. 3. I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile. 4. My life is unremarkable, but when I met you, my heart was full of waves. 5. My whole life, only with you, is not a waste. 6. I want to go to many places when I am alone. When I am alone, I just want to stay where I have you. 7. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear, "It's doomed." 8. My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 9. You remind me of brilliance, hope, and the beauty of the world. 1. May I call you you? In this way, I can take you to heart. Humorous and ambiguous short sentences 2 1. You just like me when you receive this message, and you secretly love me when you delete it. If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't return, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, it will be mine for the rest of your life! 2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you. 3. You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I am so tortured by you that I see stars! 4. Before I met you, my heart was like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it is like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and surging waves! 5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship only after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! When we meet, it's difficult to say goodbye, but it's hard to forget when we love each other, and it's too late to regret when we look back! 6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness! 8. Honey, your legs must be very sore, right? Because you've been running in my head all day! 9. If you shed tears, it is always my face that is wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries! 1. Before eating peanuts, a monkey should put it in his ass before taking it out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out. The monkey was scared. Now it must be measured before eating. 11. The sea is not dry and the stone is not rotten. My love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them. 12. If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a lazy bug and chew you! 13. You won't know what luck is until you meet me. Embrace you, understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, there is no hate in this life! 14. Sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the peak of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, covering your body deep in the soil; What do you say? 15. There is a touch that can make people burst into tears, an excitement that can make people scream in the sky, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me! 16. It's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You quietly live in my castle of the soul! We have each other to rely on! 17. It turns out that being able to endure hardships for the people you love is actually a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness. 18. You are a positive number. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple. 19. Without you, the color is single. Without you, the food is tasteless. Without you, I am hollow! 2. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with wings. I hope you will remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you! 21, husband, your legs must be very sore! Because you've been running in my head all day! 22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, which makes my hands ache after watching it several times. 23. If you were wheat in the field, I would like to be cabbage in the field next to you. The heavy snow is like a quilt, and I will sleep next to you. 24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is a sunny day; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day. 25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade in the hot sun. 26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my best hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life! 27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I've been proud for more than ten years, and I'm afraid when I see you. I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. 29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless! 3. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is silly, the ears are lucky, and the steps are funny. It is most suitable for you to watch the exhibition. Humorous and ambiguous short sentences 3 1. I may not be a good lover for you, but for me, you are the most beautiful in the world. You may not love me, but you can't stop me from loving you. 2. The sunshine in spring makes love sprout, the rain and dew in summer make love thrive, the white clouds in autumn make love have wings, and the ice and snow in winter make love die. I don't know who else I want except you. 3. I'll walk as long as I can with you, without complaining or frowning. 4. It's a lot of twists and turns for us to develop to this day, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever! 5, love is a poison, so you can't extricate yourself if you get stuck in it. Love can make you blind and can't see each other's shortcomings. Love is a curse, so you can dedicate your life to the person you like. 6. I hope the last thing I see before going to bed is you. I can't live without you! 8. Falling in love and getting married are really two different things. If you can get married after falling in love with someone you love very much, it is a very happy thing. But often the person you love may not be your husband. 9. If you are the sun, I am willing to be the earth, and I can revolve around you every day. If I am the moon, how about being a star if I think you can revolve around me every day? No matter what happens in the future and what you become, you are still my favorite person. 11. I am the wind chime in front of your window, which has messed up my life's worries; I am a pawn in your hand, which has influenced the early feelings; No regrets, as long as I can depend on you, I am willing to be good or bad. 12. I am your life, and death is your ghost. I will follow you in this life. 13. Sometimes, love needs an anchor, give it a downward force and let it settle down, so that it will not be happy without direction and happy to be destroyed. This anchor is responsibility. 14. When a man really loves a woman, he will protect her unconditionally and never allow others to comment on her or speak ill of her on any occasion. 15. I hope that after 5 years, the old man who is with me will still be you. You are still willing to hold me in your arms, just like now, and you don't dislike it. 16, I'm sorry, follow me to suffer! 17, you, make me abnormal; You fascinate my sight; You make me inexplicably sad and happy; You, let my world spin; You, let my thoughts spread; You, be my future partner. Would you like to? 18. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person. 19. Loving someone is a simple matter. It's like filling a glass with a glass of water and drinking it coolly. Your body needs it and feels healthy and happy. So that it is a good habit. So I am willing to repeat it day and night. 2. You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs. 21. You're fine like this. You don't need to change anything for me. 22. You are my air, the love between my breaths, and the love between my breaths. You are my bright moon, my thoughts when I look up and my thoughts when I look down. Finally, you are still my antidote. I am deeply saddened and heartbroken, just waiting for you to redeem me. Without you, I will only die! 23. In the dark, the stars are my eyes staring at you. The bright moon is the expression of my missing you. That romantic breeze is my dream to accompany you. That flickering light is my wish for you: good night! 24. It's really interesting to be with you. 25. Gently, a spring breeze brushed the cheek, causing a ripple. Long, brings your breath, in memory, sweet. Honey, don't be too tired. Come and have a rest. 27. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. Even if 212 comes, I won't be afraid, because you arrived before it. I want to exchange a ticket to your world for a ticket to Noah's Ark in 212. Because the umbrella of our love will last for a long time, until it lasts forever. 29. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time. 3, the love story between couples 31, I am in a daze, because my heart was stolen by you; In this romantic festival, I just want to say I love you! I feel so happy in your arms. No matter where you are, no matter why you are busy, I will wait here. Wife, are you still angry? What? I'm not angry. You're the best! 35. I love you all over the world. In early summer, it became dawn; In the petals, it became a dew drop; At night, it becomes a star rain; In the book, it became a poem; In my heart, it became sweet; Rose Valentine's Day, I don't know how to say I love you! 36, baby, without you: I don't know what real love is! 37. A girl is a man's rib. I will cherish it without you. Girl, a drop of mountain spring, I miss you. Girl, it's a bench. Love you and let me live. Rose Valentine's Day, just want to hold your hand and be together forever. Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a ship that has lost its course.