Just kidding.

: There is a family named Pan, and the elders in the family died.

At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary says this:

Filial piety: Pangenko

Filial piety: Chi family

Filial piety granddaughter: Pan Liangci

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi

But this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he called the roll according to the obituary, he missed anything that literally had three dots or left radicals.

So I read it to him, like this:

Filial piety:

Hearing this, the filial piety man was surprised, but he was afraid to ask, so he turned a somersault.

Then he said: filial piety,

Filial piety daughter-in-law listens: I also want to turn?

So she also turned a somersault.

Once again: filial piety to granddaughter,

Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thought that her parents had turned over, so I turned over! So I turned two somersaults.

At this point, Sun Xiao thought: Mom and Dad turned it over once and my sister turned it over twice, so how many times should I turn it over? I'm nervous when I think about it What should I do?

I saw the old gentleman tearing his throat and reading aloud: filial piety. . & lt Turn over. Here you are. . Go to hell. . & gt