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Feng Xuan guest Meng Changjun Yuan.

Changjun, Meng Ke City, Feng Xuan

Dynasty: Pre-Qin Dynasty

Author: anonymous

Original text:

Qi people and poverty can't survive, so people return, and they are willing to send food to the door. Meng Changjun said, "Where are the guests?" Yue: "No guest is good." Say, "What can guests do?" Yue: "The guest is incompetent." Meng Changjun accepted it with a smile: "Promise."

The left and right sides are also humble, and food is straw. Living for a long time, leaning against the column and playing the sword. He sang, "The shovel is back! Don't eat fish. " Tell me about it. Meng Changjun said: "It is better to be a guest at home than to eat." After living there for a while, he repeated his cymbals and sang "Long cymbals are back!" " No car. "Laugh at it and tell you from left to right. Meng Changjun said, "It's better to drive for it than to drive under the door. So he got on his bike, drew his sword and said to his friend, "Meng Changjun is a guest. "After a while, he bounced his sword again and sang," Long Shuan is back! "No home." Both sides are evil, thinking that greed is insatiable. Meng Changjun asked, "Is Feng Gong close?" Yes, "there is an old mother." Meng Changjun was fed, and he never got tired. So Feng Xuan stopped singing.

Later, I wrote a note and asked the guests at the door: "Who can learn to plan and blame the article on Xue?" Feng Xuan said, "Yes." Meng Changjun was surprised and said, "Who is this?" Left and right said, "It's the return of Godfather Changchuan." Meng Changjun said with a smile: "Hakka is capable, but I have never seen it." Please have a look. Xie said, "I'm tired of writing. I'm in a hurry, but I'm stupid and immersed in state affairs, so I'm offended." Mr. Wang is not ashamed, but blames Xue. " Feng Xuan said, "I hope so." So he got into the car and put it on, holding the voucher contract and saying, "What is the market opposition responsibility?" Meng Changjun said, "Look at what my family lacks."

Drive away knowledge, let officials call everyone a compensator, and learn to close coupons. Vouchers are constantly repeated, improved and revised, and the responsibility is given to the people. Burn coupons. Long live the people

Come all the way. See you in the morning. Meng Changjun blamed him for being ill, but he could see it from his clothes and said, "Do you accept it after you finish the task? What's wrong! " Say, "It's over." "What is the market?" Feng Xuan said; "Your' see what's in my house'. I stole the map, the treasure was accumulated in your palace, the dogs and horses were outside the stable, and the beauty was full. What is lacking in your family is just! The meaning of stealing the city. " Meng Changjun said, "What about the city?" He said: "Today, you only have a little knowledge. You don't love your son and his people, so you are very good. I stole your life and gave it to the responsible person. Because I burned my coupon, people called it long live. I am a minister, so I am a city. " Meng Changjun was unhappy and said, "No, sir, stop!"

In his later years, the King of Qi summoned him, saying, "I dare not take the minister of the former king as my minister." It is said that in Xue's hometown, less than a hundred miles away, the people help the old and the young, and welcome them to the road. Meng Changjun mentioned Feng Xuan: "What your husband did is what you saw today."

Feng Xuan said: "The sly rabbit has three caves, so it is necessary to avoid its dead ears; Today you have a cave, and you lie without a high pillow. Please dig two holes for you. " Meng Changjun gave 50 chariots and 500 Jin of gold, and went west to Liang, saying, "Let his ministers go to the princes, and the princes will meet them first, and they will be rich and strong." So Liang Wang took the upper position, taking Lao Xiang as the upper general, and sent messengers to hire Meng Changjun. Feng Xuan, the pioneer, warned Meng Changjun: "A thousand dollars, heavy coins; A hundred times, it is also obvious. I heard it. " Liang did the lesser of the three evils, but stuck to his words.

Hearing this, the King of Qi and his subjects were very afraid. They sent a teacher, with a thousand pounds of gold, two chariots, a sword and a seal, to thank Meng Changjun, saying, "I'm unlucky, enshrined in the ancestral temple and addicted to flattery, so I'm guilty of you. I am not enough; May you care about the ancestral temple of the late king, and you will oppose national reunification! " The admonition said, "You can use the king's weapon to build a shrine in Xue first." When the temple was built, he reported to Meng Changjun: "The three caves have been built, so sit back and relax."

Meng Changjun for decades, there is no disaster of optical fiber interface, which is also Feng Xuan's plan.

The guest is selected from Qi Ce, the Warring States Policy, and describes various political and diplomatic activities (burning coupons, seeking a reunion, and establishing a ancestral temple in Xue) to consolidate the political position, showing his political insight and outstanding talent-being good at using contradictions to solve contradictions. It also reflects the contradictions within the ruling group of Qi and between the vassal states of Qi and Wei.

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