Copycat super classic funny quotes: Lie down wherever you fall.

1. I came quietly and left quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive

2. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One has big curly hair and the other has small curly hair

3. Why are my eyes always filled with tears? Because I pretend to be serious.

4. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

5. When will the bright moon come? Look up and see for yourself

6. When we are together for a long time, we will separate, and when we are apart for a long time, we will be together; when we drink, we will go crazy, and when we drink, we will drink.

7. You Is there anything you're unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy

8. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly had the style of the Brazilian team.

9. The Eight Immortals cross the sea, each looking for their mother. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, please fasten your seat belt

10. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement

11. Men who go to bars are looking for It's exciting, and women are mostly stimulated

12. Don't blame the dog for following you if you have a bun

13. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China , everything suddenly became clear

14. A hero does not ask about the way out, and a gangster does not care about age

15. Raise two fingers and say to the students: Classmates, the key to learning mathematics well is Just three words! ! Do more exercises

16. If you make trouble unreasonably, you must have a reason!

17. Happiness is a comparative level. You must have something at the bottom to feel it.

18. One sentence is better than two. I will give it to you.

19. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is: the latter has the right to comment on the former.

20. When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

21. When I close my eyes, I see my future

22. When I see an uneven road, I roar, then I continue to move forward.

23. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

24. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation.

25. The sea is vast and fish can leap, and the broken drum can be beaten by others.

26. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

27. Smoking is disobedient, so we smoke.

28. It is better to live a beautiful life than to look beautiful!

29. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

30. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not be able to find me. It was useless. People like me were like fireflies in the dark night no matter where they were. They were bright and outstanding.

31. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt!

32. The iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster!

33. Before you even had a chance to get involved, you were plucked out.

34. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

35. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

36. Lie down wherever you fall.

37. I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me!

38. The most contradictory thing between lovers is that they fantasize about each other's future, but miss each other's past.

39. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

40. Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us no time to feel empty.

41. Life is like breathing, exhaling is to take out a breath, and inhaling is to get a breath.

42. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

43. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

44. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty made me pass the test.

45. Play with your life: You can only play when you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

46. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

47. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste?

48. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who guides him; how successful a person is depends on who he accompanies.

49. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

50. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

51. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

52. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

53. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

54. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

55. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

56. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

57. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, it becomes a layoff!

58. If you fall down, get up and cry again.

59. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

60. Never mention it not because you forget, but because you remember.

61. Let the future come and let the past pass.

62. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

63. White lie: It is to find a good excuse for one's deception.

64. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

65. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

66. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

67. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at closed doors and turn a blind eye to open doors.

68. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

69. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

70. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly and then withdraw again and again!

71. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the time when you persist in dreaming. Funny Quotes: Wherever you fall, just lie down

1. I will live in the future If my son’s name is “So Handsome,” then when people see me, they will say, “What a handsome dad.”

2. For work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter. For love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.

3. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

4. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

5. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall!

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

7. Senior brother, do you know? The second senior brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.

8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales...

9. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and people will The most humble is invincible.

10. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough after using it.

11. Friends around me, please become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well.

12. A female classmate was too dark, and her boyfriend was too fair. One day in the dormitory, the venomous diva suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras."

13. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

14. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

15. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

16. God said, let there be light, but I said I was against it, and from then on there was darkness in the world.

17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished my words.

18. To be a human being, you must be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C.

19. My big name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata...

20. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will surely die; if a person has no shame, the world Invincible.

21. The farmer’s three punches hurt a little.

22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, I was loved by everyone, but now I am loved by everyone.

23. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

25. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street.

26. As long as you work hard, you should also poop seriously.

27. Who among the Chinese is the fastest? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because it is said that Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived.

28. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

29. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon."

30. Lovers eventually become family members. (Classic quotations)

31. Spring is here, and a group of geese are flying north, sometimes forming a B-shape, and sometimes a T-shape.

32. Wherever you fall, just lie down.

33. When problems arise, find the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

34. Donkeys are always thinking too much.

35. The highest level of buffet eating: support the wall to enter and support the wall to exit.

36. Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised me for having an idol on the left side of my nostril.

37. If I don’t have money or power, if I don’t treat you well, can you follow me?

38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

39. Go to Google and Baidu.

40. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, another woman will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!

41. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...

42. Grandfathers are all descendants...

43. God, Have you let summer and winter live together? ! What a hell of a weather!

44. Big birds can be found in any forest!

45. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

46. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...

47. It’s up to you!

48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

49. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if something happens.

50. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes. Brother, lie down wherever you fall.

1. I believe that with the moon as proof, our love will last forever. I will not leave you just like the moon will not leave the earth.

2. It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is a hedgehog - because hedgehogs can never get too close.

3. I love you so beautifully that time knows it*

4. When cooking, a crab pokes out of the pot lid and says to you, I am hot! The answer is, if you want to be popular, just endure it.

5. Time forces us to grow up

6. When I was a child, I had a dream to become a handsome man when I grow up. Now I have realized it.

7. Keep your mouth shut if you don’t like hearing or having opinions.

8. I spend Qingming Festival every day but I still think it’s Valentine’s Day.

9. If you don’t love me, then kick me away. Because I can’t bear to leave you

10. A man doesn’t have to be handsome or rich, but he must be coquettish.

11. Why don’t we admit that we are not that strong, nor do we want to That way we are invulnerable and we just want to be hugged warmly.

12. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

13. Only when you have been drunk can you realize how stupid you are, and only when you have been in love can you understand what a fool is -

14. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me long ago

15. Mathematics is not good So what, there’s no need to buy briefs*

16. After sleeping, talking, crying, laughing, and making trouble, I finally learned to be quiet. . .

17. Otherwise, others will not be able to figure out who is the fool.

18. Love cannot be divided, hate can not be trusted too easily.

19. When I got up early in the morning, my girlfriend looked at me with disdain: Did you dream last night? Me: It seems that I dreamed about fighting the Japanese. Girlfriend: Did I dream about fighting the Japanese? Me: Yes, it seems so. How did you know? I seem to have killed a few Japanese in my dream. Girlfriend: Kill your ass! You screamed "Taijun Taijun" in my ear all night long! Me: Damn it/suanming/

20. Age no longer allows us to act recklessly.

21. Rich people buy six generations of apples, while poor people buy six bags of apples.

22. I have completely lost in love. I talk about feelings with you, and you play games with me. In the end, I was the only one who got hurt

23. Don’t pretend to be Superman in front of me because your underwear doesn’t look good.

24. If you don’t study, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry. If you don’t study, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.

25. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell a story

26. When walking on the street, I like to pretend to look at the products in the glass display window of the store, but I am actually looking in the mirror.

27. I always liked her broad-mindedness in the past, but in fact it was nothing more than an airport!

28. I have not been in the world for a long time, but there is always my legacy in the world

29. Today’s college students are so unqualified! I came here to copy a piece of wool, but I actually used shearing!

30. Children’s Day is tomorrow, I wish my little baby a happy holiday! May your baby grow up healthily and happily!

31. Do you suddenly think of someone or something, and then start laughing. .

32. Destiny is like rape, if you can’t resist it, learn to enjoy it, haha ??

33. Are you drinking water, water, or water? Take your pick!

34. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one took me seriously.

35. You old man is confused and the other one is as stupid as a cotton crotch

36. I think you look familiar. It turns out that you are a combination of Sister Feng and Jack Ma.

37. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

38. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry. Inspirational sayings: Where your time is, there will be your achievements

1. Life cannot be smooth sailing, nor can the river of life never have waves. The long journey of life is like sailing against the current. The voyage of retreat is a never-ending process of one struggle after another.

2. Work hard to overcome the rapids in life: Only by trying, working hard, and persevering can you gain anything. No matter how hard you work, you will reap the rewards. Only by working hard can the flowers of success bloom. As long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle. I believe that as long as I work hard towards this ideal

3. Where your heart is, your achievements will be there. As long as you do it with your heart, no matter how big or small your achievements are, it will make you feel happy and enhance your self-confidence. .

4. New challenges allow you to stop thinking about past failures and start focusing on something positive; new goals also bring opportunities for future success, rather than keeping you stuck in your mistakes. Stand still.

5. When a person is in good times, if his mentality is not normal, he may stagnate or even fall into the abyss; when he is in adversity, if he has a good mentality, things may turn out to be bright. Therefore, having a good mentality It is the basis for our success.

6. When the ship of life sails forward, please tap into self-confidence in your journey. It will become your unbreakable faith, become your oar to ride the wind and waves, and become an eternal force in your life. motivation.

7. You can rely on others for temporary success, but permanent success must definitely rely on yourself.

8. Where your time is, there is your achievement!

9. It is better to be busy because of your dreams than to lose your dreams because of being busy!

10. The cold is not terrible, the terrible thing is the coldness of heart; the adversity is not terrible, the terrible thing is the lack of firm self-confidence.