Boy humor jokes

A collection of must-have humorous jokes for boys

1. I went to a friend’s house to play and knocked on his door. He never opened the door for me. I thought he was not at home, so I left the next day. Seeing him listless,

I asked him what he was doing last night! Then he said to me mysteriously: My house seemed to be haunted last night, and someone kept knocking on the door. But I couldn’t see anyone through the peephole, so I was so scared that I didn’t sleep all night!

I was so anxious that I jumped up and slapped him!!

2. Xiao Wang’s He lives only six bus stops away from the company, and he likes to walk to and from get off work.

One day, he discovered a good way to surf the Internet on his mobile phone on the road: spend a weekend and connect to the WIFI in all restaurants and shopping malls along the way to and from get off work, so he no longer has to worry about mobile phone data problems. .

He was so resourceful that he was hit by a car and sent to the hospital. . .

3. I went to the public toilet today and realized that I didn’t bring any paper after pooping. I touched my pockets and found that yesterday’s salary was all there, so I wiped my butt with RMB, which cost more than a thousand yuan. I rinsed the money in water and deposited it in the bank.

4. My deskmate is a 120-year-old funny guy. One time when I was walking in the corridor, it was very dark, and this guy suddenly said: I can use P to turn on the lights!

I didn’t believe it, so I waited to see the human body’s special functions.

After waiting for 1 minute, I asked: "You should let it go?"

This time B:? Wait until next time, I have to. . . Go to the toilet. . . ?

5. I found out that the table next to me at a breakfast restaurant was a neighbor in the community. I didn’t have enough money so I had to eat slowly. I was going to wait for him to finish the meal or pay for me first. After two hours, he couldn’t bear it. He came over and said to me: "Why don't we give it to each other? I don't have enough money." ?

6. I went to meet a client with my boss. The boss was driving his car. When he turned a corner, a dog suddenly rushed out. He was about to hit him. The boss suddenly stopped and unexpectedly stopped the dog. ?

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I was so happy that I said: Haha, look, dogs can also brake. . . .

As a result, I said goodbye to the company today

7. A friend from the city went to my hometown to play. When he saw the sheep dung and eggs on the roadside, he said with emotion: "You are in the countryside?" People are really wasteful. Isn’t this peanut skin just black and scattered everywhere!?

I laughed and said, “That’s because it was accidentally burnt when frying!”

8. Both the mobile phone and the charger love each other deeply and they have never been separated.

Once, the owner went on a business trip and only brought his mobile phone and forgot the charger. When he came back,

When the mobile phone saw the charger, he burst into tears: "I'm sorry, dear, in my case." During the time I was away from you, there was a time when I was out of power. . . I was charged by another. . . That's it. . . ?

9. I just asked a colleague: What is the difference between the films played by Sister Feng and Teacher Cang?

Unexpectedly, colleague B replied: I vomited after watching one. , one I saw my brother vomited?.

10. A good joke is like a sexy girl’s hot skirt, the shorter the better. . .

11. I met the boss when I came out of the bathroom. When the boss saw me, he said: Why are you so hurried to work and don’t even wear underwear?

I quickly asked him how he knew. I'm not wearing underwear.

The boss looked at my crotch: You should zip up the zipper!

12. Today, my boss called me into the office: Why are you so wretched, peeking at women? Toilet?

I quickly denied it: I didn’t!

He turned the computer screen over and faced the surveillance video of the boss in the women’s restroom. I had nothing to say.

13. I felt anxious when I was out shopping, so I went to the public toilet. Damn it, I forgot to bring paper. I had an idea, knocked on the toilet next to me, and said: "Brother next door." Son, can you give me some paper? I forgot to bring it. ?

After waiting for ten seconds, I only heard the embarrassed voice of a girl: "Brother, did you enter the wrong toilet, or did I enter the wrong one?" . . . ?

14. My girlfriend complained that her boyfriend had a small belly. My best friend comforted her and said: "The small belly can be tolerated, as long as the chicken is long." ?

15. My cousin came to my house to play. She saw a cucumber in my room and asked me if I could eat it. One glance.

I don’t understand, who eats cucumbers without washing them.

16. Yesterday, I was cleaning the house and mopping the floor. My wife called me: Come over and wipe the railings. You have been practicing your skills for many years and finally have a chance to show off your skills!

Me . . . .

17. Bro, you sent me a video of you having sex with that girl and I watched it. ?

?Didn’t you say you don’t have WIFI there?

?I looked at it using traffic, and the total usage was 651KB. ?;