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Remember a game.
Finally, the first student started looking as soon as he came up. She put her hand on the blackboard, measured it and said "OK". The teacher took out a mysterious prop-schoolbag. The teacher immediately put the schoolbag on the man's head and then told him to turn around. He turned around, found a place and measured it with his hand. It's a pity that he almost lost it.
It's the second classmate's turn again. I saw him take out his pen and come without even looking for a position. As soon as he put on his schoolbag, he began to draw. After it turned twice, the result of a painting reached his ears.
The third classmate is very funny. He did everything well, but he picked up a pen and measured it. But she not only held the pen upside down, but also drew this nose. Far from her head, she only heard a burst of laughter in the classroom. Some people are laughing their heads off, and some people are about to fall. This "giggle ..." Laughter lasted for a long time before it stopped.
After the fourth student came up, he carefully observed a hole on the blackboard, and then pointed it at his nose, only one finger wide. He immediately put on his schoolbag and began to draw, only to see her looking up and down on the blackboard. Suddenly, her hand crossed the distance from the hole1mm. When he tried to find it, the students shouted the countdown "3, 2"
Through this little game, I can feel how difficult it is for blind people to write and draw. I should protect my eyes, and I also understand that the authorities are obsessed with the beholder.
I remember that there was a burst of laughter in the classroom during the second class. What makes us so happy? Hey, hey, tell you the truth, we are playing an interesting game ―― ring the bell and handing flowers.
Tang Kexin in the class first announced the rules of the game: Tang Kexin rang the bell and the students handed flowers. When the bell stops, whoever spends it will perform a program. As soon as Tang Kexin's voice fell, the students were eager to try.
The bell rang with a "ding". At the beginning of the game, the bouquet of flowers began to travel around the world in the hands of classmates. From left to right, from front to back, "flowers" filled the whole classroom. Keep your eyes on the classmates around you. At this time, Jianfang got the flowers, but she didn't give them to me immediately, but played with them in her hand. No one knows what she is thinking, but my heart is full of mixed feelings, for fear of spreading to me and making a fool of me on stage. She kept fiddling for a long time before she sent the flowers to me. "This is not good. What should I do? " My heart was pounding and I didn't dare to go on stage, so I sent the flowers to Hu Yuxuan in lightning speed. However, just as Hu Yuxuan was about to pass it on to Zhang Ziming, the bell stopped relentlessly and the flowers were not sent out, which meant that Hu Yuxuan had to perform on the stage. Hu Yuxuan was timid, but with everyone's encouragement, he sang a song for everyone and won everyone's applause.
The game continued, but time passed quickly and it was over soon. Everyone is still immersed in joy, and the happy laughter is still lingering in our minds. The mood can't be calm for a long time, and the students all spoil the teacher, hoping to continue playing a few games and enjoy themselves.
I remember a game 3, "The sun shines in the sky and flowers smile at me ..." I hummed a ditty and walked into Zhu Jun Garden. I heard a burst of laughter in the classroom. It turns out that I am going to play a game today.
The teacher came into the classroom and said with a smile, "Today is the game class." We are so excited that we are all thinking about what to play. What medicine is sold in the teacher's gourd? But none of us guessed correctly, which really puzzled Zhang Er.
"What we are playing today is to connect words into sentences." The teacher smiled and revealed the answer. "The rule is that I will send a note later, and everyone will write the content of their own group and put it in the corresponding cup." I picked up the note and didn't know what to write. I turned my pen. In an instant, I knew what to write. When I picked up the pen, I wrote it down. The classroom was quiet, and there was a rustling sound in my ear. I looked around, some people patted their heads, some people touched their chins, some people just looked at the ceiling thoughtfully ... I folded the note in half and then folded it in half. I put it in its "local" cup, and everyone threw it into their own cups when they finished writing.
The teacher wants to pick out the lucky ones and read the secrets written by everyone. At this time, everyone raised their hands super high, and someone shouted, "Choose me! Choose me! " Two lucky boys were chosen. They opened the note carefully, saw their corners of the mouth rise slightly and smiled. What they said was sorted out by the teacher: "Ten thousand years ago, Pig Eight Sisters attacked the Middle East in Nanhu, Jiaxing." A strange thing, a special person, makes people feel ridiculous Suddenly, the pot exploded in the classroom, some laughed out of breath, some couldn't stand it, some laughed badly, and some laughed until tears splashed.
Happy times are always short. I'm really looking forward to the next game class in Zhujunyuan.
I remember once in the fourth game, I won! Ha ha ha, a burst of joy. What's that noise floating outside the window? Are you telling a joke or playing a game? Let's see what we are doing.
Today, in the second class of composition class, Miss Li asked us to play a game called Gun Hunter and Bear. Although the game sounds ordinary, it is fun to play. The rules of the game are: when the referee gives the order, two students face each other and make different moves. Hands rested on her hips for hunter, hands folded for bear, hands crossed on her shoulders for hunter, and hands like guns for gun. Hunters versus bears, bears win; Gun to bear, gun wins; Guns against hunters, hunters win. If two students do the same action, it is a draw, and continue to do different actions. If the movements are different, the losing classmate will be eliminated, and the winning classmate can choose another person to continue the competition with him until the final victory.
Qian was the first to play, and the students who came up to compete with him held their heads high and looked at the other side resolutely. Money is also carefree, not nervous at all. Let's go The referee gave the order. Money hands folded, and on the other side, hands rested on her hips. The students with money won, but the students who failed were depressed and didn't look like they were going to win all of them just now. The next student to challenge came up slowly, as if unwilling to come up. This round, Qian's classmate put his hand on her hip, and that classmate made a gesture similar to a gun. The winning classmate jumped three feet high, completely without the reluctance just now.
After several rounds, the loser was eliminated and the winner was elected.
The game ended in happy laughter.
I remember a game at noon on Friday, Jiaozuo Daily organized our campus reporters to have a real CS war. Although the heat is unbearable, it is time to test the will of the "combatants". I made up my mind: as long as we persist, we can win! I'm nervous and excited because I haven't played.
The teacher divided us into groups. We are the first group, so we are lucky to be the first to play. The instructor first told us the rules of CS warfare, and then gave us equipment. I got the equipment, dressed up, loaded and ready to go! We are the red team and the attackers; The opponent is the blue team, not the defender. In World War I, some of us hid behind the grass, and some were on the ground, with guns, ready to fight at any time. Because of our inexperience, we either kill each other without seeing the enemy clearly, or kill at random without seeing the enemy correctly, and finally die together.
We lost the first battle, but we were not discouraged, so we had to find an instructor to help us "save blood." This time, I am amazing. I rushed to the top of the blue team barracks to sneak attack. I shot at each other, my head shrank and I almost hit the gun! We hid behind a tree and played against the other members of the blue team. Suddenly I felt that the bullet couldn't fit in, maybe it was dead, so I rushed to the instructor and asked him to "add life" to me. At this time, a member of the blue team took the opportunity to hit me twice, and the transmitter rang twice. Wow, I'm not dead! I ran like crazy, loading bullets while running, but my opponent chased me desperately. I hurried to our camp, and as a result, he was besieged by us and died at once! "We won! We won! " Cheers broke out.
The game ended with our cheers. Although the time was a little short, we had a good time. If there is such an opportunity, I will play real CS again!
Writing this composition is different from the past, because for this composition, Teacher Pan specially took us to play a game of "two people and three feet".
We all know the rules, not to mention Mr. Pan. Give us some time to discuss the tactics carefully first. During the discussion, I suggested that the speed gap between boys and girls is relatively large and should not be as good as the same-sex combination, so it should be a group of boys and girls. Other students also agree with me. After discussing pairs, we began to practice.
Luo and I cooperate well, but the tacit understanding between Xiang and Zhu Peibo is much worse, and the situation is full of problems. After a while, the rope was pulled open and my foot was hooked. I was really worried. Fortunately, the other couples are not bad. Finally, the game started!
" 1! 2! 1! 2!" Luo and I shouted loud slogans and rushed out together! Seeing other groups in front of us, we gradually accelerated the speed of shouting slogans and at the same time accelerated our pace. We're almost there, three meters, two meters, one meter, finally! We'll untie the rope at once and tie it to the second player. After they rushed out, Luo and I never relaxed, so we turned around and continued to cheer for our team. After only a few rounds of refueling, I found a loophole in our plan. ...
The game is over, and our group's performance is very poor, ranking second from the bottom. Teacher Pan sat us down and asked us some questions. At this time, I have been thinking about how to remedy the loophole in my mind, because I estimate that the game will not be played only once. Sure enough, Mr. Pan gave us a chance to change.
Before the game started, we quickly tied the rope and looked back at the players. Everyone looked tense and said nothing. Get ready! Run! Luo and I rushed out. Finally, we took the rope off the legs and put it on the legs of the second group. That's how I make up the loophole! This method has proved to be very effective, and our speed is much faster. Finally, I cooperated with Wang, Ye and finished the competition perfectly.
Although the first place was the third group, our group was really great and rose to the second place at once. It is unity that gives us the strength to win!
I have played many games, but my favorite game is the free throw game.
Today, my friends and I came to the basketball court. The game we are playing today is a free throw game. The rules of the game are simple: no player can cross the free throw line. Everyone has five shots, and whoever scores the most will win.
There are three of us, me, Xiao hei and Xiao Bai. Xiao Bai, I don't know him. But blackie is my friend. We both decided that we must win. Then the game began. First, I shoot, and I stand on the free throw line. In my usual way. I shot, but I couldn't feel it. As a result, I threw five balls and only hit three. Next, my friend Xiaohei made a move. Xiaohei is left-handed. At the beginning of shooting, he stood in the middle of the service line. As a result, the first goal was missed. Then he adjusted his position and moved it a little to the left, so it was very comfortable to shoot. As a result, the last four balls were fine. I applaud him happily. Finally, Xiao Bai made a free throw. As a result, Xiao Bai became a master. The first goal was scored, and it was still a hollow ball. This game seems to be played more often, and then the second one, the third one, fortunately, the fourth one was not made.
Now is the last ball, and my heart is shaking. If he scores, it's a draw. If he doesn't score, he loses. This is very important. I thought he must be under a lot of pressure, so I ran to the basket opposite him and made faces at him. I hope I can interfere with him and stop him from scoring. With a brush, he threw the ball out and the basketball drew a beautiful arc in the air. Bang bang, the basketball hit the inner frame and bounced out. The goal was missed, and we won. Blackie and I happily high-five to celebrate. The friend won, and Xiaohe said, "It's also your credit." So, we happily went to buy soda.
Free throw competition, let me learn, when the pressure is great, you must keep calm, or you will lose.
I remember that in the eighth game of a game on Tuesday morning, during the big recess, the teacher brought a small flower-shaped pen. She told us that we played parcel delivery during the big break. Suddenly, the classroom was crowded with people, and everyone was happy.
Rules of the game: The teacher uses the table in front of the podium as a drum and the small flower pen as a flower. The former classmate handed the small flower pen to the later classmate. After the drums stop, whoever breaks the small flower pen will perform a program he is good at.
The game began, and the students handed the small flower pen to the next student excitedly and nervously. I wish I could come to me earlier. Seeing the small flower pen getting closer and closer to me, suddenly, the teacher's "drums" stopped. Gump is holding the little flower pen in his hand. His introverted face was still smiling and suddenly solidified like a stone statue. The students clapped their hands to encourage him to perform on stage. Gan Zhilin hesitated and slowly stepped onto the platform. He showed us the taekwondo he had learned.
As the game continued, the students were more excited this time. As long as the small pen falls on the desk, they will quickly pick it up and throw it to the students behind. When Song was about to give it to her classmates, the teacher stopped again. Song Yizhen stood up with a big smile on her face. She seemed ready and walked confidently to the podium. She sang a beautiful song and the students praised her with one voice.
The game continues. This time it was passed on to Guo Zijian. Guo Zijian ran to the platform like a little mouse. He told us a very interesting joke. After listening to this, some students laughed, some laughed and some cried.
Finally, it was my turn. I recited an ancient poem to my classmates, and the game was over.
Time flies. In the blink of an eye, this big recess is over. This game is so fun. We are still immersed in the joy of this game. I really hope that the next big recess will come soon.
I still remember one thing that made me unforgettable in the ninth game, that is, the happy scene where we played bubble blowing games in the classroom!
The bubble blowing game has begun. First, the teacher invited Huang to appear. She picked up the bubble bottle, then quickly opened the rabbit-shaped bubble bottle cap, pulled out the bubble tube like a sword, and then blew it gently, and several "elves" flew into the air. However, before it could greet us, it was destroyed by some "assassins", some disappeared on the assassin's fingers, some disappeared on the assassin's body, and some disappeared on the assassin's hair.
Boys are certainly not to be outdone. The bubbles blown by boys are colorful: red, yellow and purple ... Big bubbles are like table tennis, while small bubbles are like corn kernels. The most interesting thing is that a big bubble runs in front and two small bubbles follow, just like a bubble captain leading two bubble soldiers to patrol the classroom to see if there are any students who are not listening carefully.
Just as I rushed to the bubble, I thought I heard the captain of the bubble say to me, "I ask you to be my assistant." I said, "All right." Then, we patrolled together, and I found Che Zhixing playing tricks. However, in the blink of an eye, I found that many palms blew me up. I just woke up. I am still me. I'm not a bubble.
Bubble blowing is really fun.
I remember today's game 10, and we have a game, which is to deliver packages.
After class, the teacher came into the classroom and said that we were playing a game called parcel delivery today. The students shouted excitedly: "Good!" The teacher raised his index finger and put it in his mouth. "shh! Other classes are still in class! "
The game has started, starting from Zhang Ruixuan. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Among them, Zhang threw out the "flower" he just got, holding his small hand tightly in his arms, and his legs didn't know how to move.
As the drums get stronger and stronger, the students become more excited. Some jumped up, some followed the "flowers" intently, and some even sang "Good luck" ... Of course, some students performed particularly badly, especially Mao Jiajun and Wang Yisheng, who just kept bouncing out, swaying and stalling.
It's close, it's close, it's almost me. Suddenly! The drums stopped! It's over! The bomb fell into my hand and blossomed. Embarrassed and polite, I stepped onto the stage, performed some Latin dances, and then stepped down. After a long time, my legs are still shaking.
Knock, knock, the drums rang again, and your hand reached out to Xu. Huyou tried to steal it and plant it for Deng Xin, but his hand slipped and he didn't catch it. It's a good thing he didn't get it, otherwise the good luck would have fallen at his house. Xu cleared his throat, recited a song "Sleeping in Jiande" and sat down.
After class, we begged the teacher to play more games. After the last one, we were still immersed in the tension and excitement of the game, thinking and talking about delivering packages.
Remember the game 1 1 "Don't move!" I only heard Guo yell. Where did this sound come from? Looking carefully, the students who turned out to be golden pens are playing poker games.
At first, the teacher said the rules of the game: give a group of boys and a group of girls a deck of playing cards. At the end of the game, it depends on which group has the highest base and which group wins. The winning team will have prizes! After listening to the teacher, a classmate at the back said, "This is too simple!" " "The teacher smiled and said to his classmates," Don't be too happy. "
We started playing cards, and we girls discussed it for a while. Some people say that we can build a triangle as the basis because the triangle has stability. Others say that cards can be placed horizontally in the shape of chrysanthemums. Finally, our women's group chose one by one to try.
The first method is to build a triangle foundation first. First, I carefully held the card with my right thumb and forefinger, but the disobedient card fell with a bang. We have tried many times, but the base is still not high. The paper fell off as soon as it was put on, which made me very angry. Next, we have to adopt the second method, that is, chrysanthemum shape. We five girls took the cards and took them together gently and slowly. The foundation has finally been laid, but the height has not been able to go up. What shall we do? I had a brainwave. I folded the playing cards, put them in a row vertically and put three cards horizontally. Then put it vertically, then horizontally, and so on, and finally put it higher and higher. "Time is up!" I cheered. The teacher looked at the results of both men and women and finally decided that the girls' group had won.
Through this activity class, I understand the importance of unity. There are many things that a person can't do alone.
I remember a game 12 On Thursday afternoon, the Chinese teacher organized us to play a game called "Do as you say".
The rules of the game are: the teacher says one action and we immediately do the opposite action. Whoever makes a mistake will be sent off. The teacher divided us into three groups, which group can persist to the end and which group will win.
The students stared at the teacher with expectant eyes, but I was very nervous and my heart was pounding. Just listen to the teacher's order: "The student extends his left hand." Most students raised their right hands, but only a few didn't respond. They raised their left hand, so they were out. The game went on and the students were in high spirits. Then, the teacher said, "Are the students happy? Smile! " There was a cry in the classroom at once. Our group, Xiao Cheng, etc. Laughing and being eliminated. Don't look at the crying in my mouth. In fact, I have been laughing in my heart, but I can't laugh. I'm out when I laugh, so I'll try to keep from crying. It was not until the teacher stopped that I breathed a sigh of relief and laughed. This time, it's a little difficult. "Left hand touching right foot", I saw the students in a hurry. Some left hands touch their left feet, some right hands touch their left legs, and some right hands touch their right legs. They don't want to end it. Only four students including me passed the exam. The teacher said the last question "Take a step to the left with your left foot". I didn't hear you clearly, and my right foot took a step forward. In the end, the first group and I were out, and the second group won.
This game is really interesting. Although I lost, I learned that no matter what I do, I should concentrate, be calm and be witty. I believe I will win next time!
I remember a game 13 It was cloudless and sunny outside in Wan Li. The playground is full of joy and laughter. It turns out that our class is playing games in full swing.
The teacher arranged for several students to borrow some hula hoops from the equipment room. What is this for? It turns out that we are going to play a game of "crossing the line of fire". Crossing the Fire Line is not a mobile game, but a sports game.
This game tests the flexibility of hands and feet and teamwork ability. The teacher asked the students to demonstrate, "First put the hula hoop on a person's head, then put one foot out of the hula hoop, and finally put the other foot out."
It's warm-up time now, and the teacher gave us two minutes to practice. Some students are already very skilled and look confident; Some students are still a little confused. The teacher divided us into four groups, "Let's go!" At the command, the playground seemed to explode, and some students complained that the game was too difficult; Some students are whispering and exchanging game secrets; Some students are anxious like ants on hot bricks. Slowly, we passed it on several times, and everyone was almost familiar with it.
This is official. There are two rounds. One round is a competition between teams, and the other is a competition between men and women. Our group has started. As soon as Peng Xingfu passed through, his chubby body sank in, and he finally put on a foot. It took a long time for the other foot to come out, and it took a whole minute to complete all the movements. Others quickly shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up!" " Zou Chenyou was as agile as a monkey and passed quickly. Others applauded: "Well done, come on!" "It's my turn at last, and my heart is pounding. "I will make a fool of yourself? I can't get through. What if I fail? "The moment I put the hula hoop on my head, I didn't dare to think about anything, and I quickly completed all the movements. In the end, our women's team won, and everyone cheered, like a rabbit that successfully ran the finish line. The boys team as a whole was depressed and stamped their feet with anger.
In the game, we get happiness and understand the importance of unity.
Remember the game 14 once. Come on, run! Could you please throw it to me? Who is playing on the playground? It turns out that the naughty boy in our class is playing with a handkerchief.
The class is divided into two groups. Our party first formed a big circle hand in hand, and then sat down in situ. I will start throwing, and whoever throws behind will come after me with a handkerchief. When I run to his (her) original seat, I can sit down and let him (her) start the next game. Anyone caught sitting in the wrong seat is out.
Running slowly at first, then picking people while speeding up. Who should I choose? Choose a boy and he may catch you; Choose a girl, but they are quick. Hey, Zheng Xiaoman is in a daze. I'd better choose her. I thought to myself, so I gently put the towel behind her. As expected, she paused for a moment, then reacted, grabbed the towel and chased me. But I've already run half a lap, and I'm sitting in her seat at once.
After that, several female students chased each other, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the boys, protested in succession, and erected civilized gestures to us. At this time, sinar was walking to the boys' section and throwing the towel to Xie Dingjun, only to see him fly up and rush forward like an arrow, breaking his previous silence. Needless to say, sinar is out.
Then, Xie Dingjun threw the towel to me again. I flew like a red-crowned crane and rushed forward with all my strength, as if the wind was blowing under my feet. But I was still not as fast as him, and I was soon defeated.
Time is flowing in the happy game, and we reluctantly disbanded, but the laughter on the playground is still echoing.
Remember a game 15 Today we played an interesting game of guessing idioms.
The worst performer is Yang Yunbo. I saw him walking onto the stage with a smile, his mouth wide open, his arms open, waving vigorously and then jumping back and forth. In this way, his performance was over, and we two monks were puzzled. I don't know what he is doing. After a while, Wei Yuxi said: Kun Peng spread his wings. Wrong. Yang Yun said proudly. I also shouted: that's Dapeng spreading its wings! It's not right either. Yang Yunbo is a little unhappy. At this time, Zhu Hanyi guessed: blockbuster! Yes, Yang Yunbo said happily. We were fooled, too. A blockbuster? Yang Yun Botha's performance was a blockbuster, so which one is human? He just pretended to be a smash hit, and people were ignored by Yang Yunbo. So Yang Yunbo's blockbuster performance is the most failure.
The funniest and most difficult thing to guess is Zhu Hanyi's. Of course, his imagination is unrestrained. At the beginning of the performance, he confidently stepped forward, turned around and put his right hand to his mouth. What is this? Drunk? I saw him put his hand over his head again, turned several times, walked to the door askew, returned to the front askew, and fell to the ground with a bang. Everyone is saying idioms. What is this? Was it a car accident? You're kidding! While I was thinking, Wei Yuxi stood up like lightning: dizzy and bloated. Zhu Hanyi got up from the ground and said, No! But it's very close! Everyone listened carefully and immediately said in unison: dizzy! Everyone guessed right.
Later, everyone performed "Learning to Be Rich with Five Cars" and "Far in the North", which was also our guess. This idiom guessing game is really fun!
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