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Seek Bozhou dialect, the more the better!
Luo Guai: It means to abort an animal and it also means to destroy it. Examples; Nutcracker, I want to hit you!
Wicker basket: A basket for holding things, made of flexible wicker.
Jeb: Things are not ideal, or they are over. Example: this matter is ~ ~ (hopeless), * * ~ ~ (dead).
Ye Xiong: I won't do it. Example: Do whatever you like, but don't do it ~ ~! !
Yes: I agree. Example: A: "Can you say that ~ ~?" B: "~ ~ ~!"
Get a bear: What would you do? I am very dissatisfied with what I have done. What have you done for such a long time? ~ ~!
Show your face: naughty? Example: How does the child behave (Ni)? ? Day: Are you free? Example: I don't want you to find someone else! ? Ke: Coins? Example: Give me a shell. I'll buy popsicles! ? Taste: Comfortable and interesting? Example: Really! ? Take your class: in your words? Example: Who doesn't want to live a good life? ? Anything: anything? Example: There is a fire, the family is burning, and everything is over. ? What thing: what thing? ? Example: You put this aside and wait for it to come? ? Pull (/) a little bit? Ex.: You are so sharp. Here! ? (Note: Please refer to the following vocabulary)? Thorn: There are two hands. Awesome? Ex.: You are really! ? Guan Tan: OK? Idle/Talk: Talk to (manage)? Example: You didn't! Watch my class! ? X: What's the fuss? Example: Why?
Show your face: naughty
Free: free.
Split: coins
It is the taste: interesting.
Study your course: in your words
Anything: anything (I'm too concerned about this to read ...)
What thing: what thing?
A little bit: a little bit
Thorn: There are two hands.
Ying Ying: Yuck.
Test tube: OK.
X: wordy
Meat: slow
Ma Hui: Right away.
Hermes: Old woman.
Sharp: stingy
Seek (life): hire.
Tired person: bored
Stir up hair: importune
Death (three sounds) Liao: coquetry
Not expensive: annoying, there is a vague meaning of not knowing yourself.
Xing (four tones): angry
Xing (1): Yes. For example, people are not so busy.
Small: narrow-minded
Rinse: clean
Li Liang: Come on.
Fairy: Beautiful.
Kite: It's tasteless.
Kim: Comfortable.
Moisturizing: comfortable
Gedi: quilt
Bed: mattress
Wild: short.
At one point (it seems that .. Mi has heard of it ..-_-!
Fool: Fool
Sincerity: honesty
Preemption: Not bad, not bad.
Put aside: Put them together
Paste reading: a meal similar to porridge. In addition to a small amount of rice, there is also a stirred batter. It is not very popular now. My mother's cooking is not as delicious as grandma's. ...
Dried rice: rice
Will live a life: frugal and unwilling to spend money.
Electric wand: fluorescent lamp
Ghost: describe children as particularly happy.
Absurdity: exaggeration, fuss. What are you yelling about a little thing?
Turn: cunning ..
Pound: dust
Yi: Pull, cock your tail.
Today: Today
Brother Ye: Yesterday.
Dangmen: living room (it doesn't feel like ... no childish)
Broom: broom
Xuan: naughty ... it should be suan (two sounds)
Bad luck: complaining
Bi Ye (Night Bear, Night Carving): Forget it.
Strange: quite, very ... almost, for example, strange.
Good, not bad .. It should be like that near Huainan. ..
Destroy: bad
Fall: coquetry = death (three sounds) Liao: coquetry
Fast: agile
What smell: what it looks like!
No white, no white.
What's the matter? Because of what? What?
Regardless of the bullet (Tan): No, don't touch the bullet.
Placement of flap: knee
One is: once.
Green mink hair: a rude swear word: your child's green mink hair is good at sailing!
Not (yes) today's class: I didn't mean to. This sentence is more difficult. Translation is not like ... it is usually omitted when it is said.
Gan Yue (three sounds): Vomiting.
After editing in the north: North
Rivers from Ye Er: Riverside.
Hong Mei Sr: Matchmaker.
Jiang: I always thought there should be this word in the dictionary. It says "body" ... but I didn't find it.
But class: isn't it?
Finally opened the base; suddenly
Ziyi? : Soap should be the kind carved in transparent soap.
Shoe pedals: slippers
ZUA: Why is it not harmonious? How about spelling it yourself? When spelling, go to this tone ..
Children like me also: I think it is equivalent to an exclamation point, and Bozhou people mostly refer to swearing. Others say that our children are coming.
Nengna: (There are many parts of speech and meanings, too numerous to mention. ) common pronouns such as when someone asks you what to do, you say, you can go there. Go to the front to buy something.
Chicken manure tide: refers to the flowing chicken manure. To be honest, I haven't heard of it. It's all direct chicken shit, and it's gone
Shit peg: refers to solid shit (solid chicken shit doesn't say chicken shit peg, isn't it strange? ) Has this person ever seen liquid stool ...?
Day: Very funny. Some usually refer to a deep degree, for example, this little girl looks like a handsome family.
Jia: refers to people, such as: what is not the family? ; I didn't mean to. For example, if I were, I would say that children are not people. ) two fingers: second, next, for example, a family throws things far away; It also refers to mood particles, which have no practical significance, such as the above example.
The term refers to a person, usually swearing. For example, short-term refers to where to run. You wait a while. Every time I hear a similar pronunciation, ...
When in doubt, this word is usually used to express doubt and expect confirmation from the other party, which is equivalent to: really? Really? For example: A: Sister Bai Da (Germany), do you know that my family has hit 1000 Jin of wheat (plum) on an acre of land? B: Then what? ? To make a long story short, hehe. Should be accurate? Posterior nasal sound
Gong Ji: sow discord.
Broad: refers to some wild plants, usually refers to plants that have no value and affect the growth of crops. Such as Artemisia, noodle tree, etc.
Insect art: refers to birds. My brother, let's go up the tree and dig up the insect art? ?
Flowers don't flow a little: it means wearing clothes of many colors, which is mostly derogatory. Look at these two children, wearing fancy clothes on the street and looking beaten.
Shaving your head: one of the most interesting Bozhou dialects, I have time to interpret it specifically. Pretending to be an expert is to fight, fight. Like shaving your head.
Landing point: 1, I don't know how to move. Such as: the pendulum was destroyed, and it was in a mess; 2. repair. You help me adjust the radio.
Mao: Modal particles are usually placed in front of rhetorical questions. Why didn't your daughter-in-law tell you to go home and sleep? ... pay attention to what others say ...
Don't put off what you can do until tomorrow: that means forgetting it. Often used to comfort and get angry. If it's destroyed, it's destroyed Buy another one. Don't finish eating, save money! Wait a minute.
Rivers of blood. Describe the seriousness of the matter. Adverbs of degree.
I will destroy you. That means disabling people. Nonsense, no matter how busy you are. Class: My class, mine. Busy? Sample: Dou: Just for a change .. I'm a girl. Are you busy for nothing?
Myth: Lost
Lao Jianji: It means very stingy.
Shit is a toilet ... the more you talk, the ruder you are. ..
Half pouting refers to young people. (male)
With Zhuoban, what is more serious?
Sparrows-crows-are always up there-just up there. The bottom drawer-only the bottom drawer-is full of tears: I can't hold it any longer. Specially used to suppress my urine and sell my eyes: inattention.
Example: Don't sell your eyes when you walk: = ... cut away from the old devil, that is, the meaning of a madman is corrected: this word refers to people, usually swearing words. For example, short-term refers to where to run. You wait a while. Even though I heard similar pronunciations ... and saw the supplement, I suddenly understood. The old devil no longer means a madman or a fool. This term is derived from suffix. Rarely used ... it's awkward to watch it alone.
There are many dialect phrases in Bozhou, which is related to our long urban culture. Bozhou has been built for more than 3,000 years, which is similar to the civilization process in China. Some historical allusions and wisecracks are very interesting.
For example:
Describe people who love face, talk about ostentation and extravagance, and burn badly; Generally speaking, "Look at the donkey you made for Zhao Deguang". This is only in modern times. During the Great Leap Forward, Zhao Deguang raised donkeys in Dayang Town People's Commune. Then the donkey shed caught fire and all the donkeys were burned to death. Later generations will be compared to people who are proud of their lives and suffer from their lives.
And the word "old hairy monkey". When we were young, we all heard the nursery rhyme "red eyes, green nose, four cat hooves, snapping when walking, eating live children". In fact, this old hairy monkey does have this person in history. In the Sui Dynasty, there was a cannibal in Bozhou. His name is Zhu Can, the father of the city. At the end of Sui Dynasty, this man rose up against Yang Di and was called "King Louluo" and "Kodak Khan". It is said that there are hundreds of thousands of troops, and he often orders his men to catch folk children to steam and eat meat. He also said, "The most beautiful food in the world can surpass human flesh. As long as there are people in the country, I don't have to worry about no rations. " Finally, Zhu Can was beheaded by Emperor Taizong and Li Shimin. Allusions come from here and have been circulated for thousands of years, which shows the cruelty of Zhu Can in those days. Flat mouth: duck
A colleague of my friend went to Beijing and asked the buyer of roast duck, "How much is this tender flat mouth?" I've been depressed for a long time and I don't know what she means by class! Ha ~ ~ ~ This is also called Bop! For example: "Your foot stepped on my horn"! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hehe, I heard such a joke from my father's friend. Rags are read in Bozhou. Someone went to Beijing to eat steamed bread in a restaurant. He called the waiter. BZ: miss ~! XJ:..？ (coming over) BZ: Touch it ... (He changed his tone because he wanted to try to speak Mandarin ...) The waiter stared at him and held back his words. He left. After a while, the soup was accidentally spilled on the table. He had to call the waiter again. BZ: miss ~! XJ: BZ: Mom (wipe) ... XJ: I'm still your grandmother ... Other forums are more funny and stick the taste of Bozhou dialect beans! Four unlike ~ not like Anhui dialect, nor like Henan dialect! You just have to look at milwaukee! People in mengcheng don't call me grandpa, but call me old mu ~ biography of Zhen Huan Ask Mengcheng's classmates when you have time. ..
What you said is really delicious. It reminds me of "when I minored" and "my class" I don't know what it was like at that time. Bozhou dialect is "very diverse", so I won't give you "continuation mink". I'll give you another mink when I'm "cleared" and "free" and everyone knows it's the Tathagata Buddha. Don't talk about "energy" and "anger".
Very clever .. Another day, the mink was changed from Xu to Ming, and the Buddha should be fuo fuo, that is, the initial sh was changed to F and the water was said to be fui, but these two were basically not mentioned. They are all used on purpose when people are joking. Wrong should mean they can't breathe.
Does Nen know that kei has a long life in the river now? I really don't lack gentleness. This kind of edge really has no long master! ! ! Ha ha. Do you know there are snakes in the river now? I really didn't lie to you. There are no snakes here. ! ! !
Isn't "Long Pig" a snake? Hehe, everyone in Bozhou knows it, and people around him also say, hehe ... There are crickets called "Bald Laozi", frogs called "Hemang" and toads called "Lai Dun" ... The branches are called "tree hips", motor tricycles are called "Little Bouncing" (two sounds), and there are also "Stacking Slips", "Yuanbao" and "Marbles" that I played when I was a child.
I don't know what to say, hehe ... and the "water skimming" we usually play ~ ~ Bozhou people call it "tile skimming" and plaid (neck) ~ ~ haha. There is also "Chicken Gazi" ~ ~ I don't seem to know much about it outside Bozhou. I don't need to explain this. ...
Which eye? Which eye? The more I can't think that I am old, the more I call myself a Buddha, the more I look at the taste of one or two, and the more I compare, I am not much older!
What? What? When it means talking, I say nothing.
I gave you Buddha (said), that day you snored (ate) noodles (under the tree), tender rot (your uncle) met the old man (died) and asked me to get you a bowl fee (water), and you choked (lived on the road)! Look, I want to live (wait) for you to come (come). You are a good grandson (bad boy) who doesn't even know this. I guess you can only hear it in the country. ..
There is also "beating the board", which means to describe the seriousness of the matter. "Monogamy" is intentional.
Yesterday, when I was cooking, I was humming a song. My brother came in and said, "Look at your luck!" ! This luck should mean chic. Haha, yes, it's nourishing ~ oh, and basking in the sun, we all mean warming up! This is easy to understand.
Answer: Dad, it's another name for dad. All I know is that people born after 1980 won't call me dad like that. My father calls me grandpa a. I don't know the exact word. It's the name of the Hui people. Han people generally don't.
Show your face: naughty
Free: free.
Split: coins
It is the taste: interesting.
Study your course: in your words
Anything: anything (I'm too concerned about this to read ...)
What thing: what thing?
A little bit: a little bit
Thorn: There are two hands.
Ying Ying: Yuck.
Test tube: OK.
X: wordy
Meat: slow
Ma Hui: Right away.
Hermes: Old woman.
Sharp: stingy
Seek (life): hire.
Tired person: bored
Stir up hair: importune
Death (three sounds) Liao: coquetry
Not expensive: annoying, there is a vague meaning of not knowing yourself.
Xing (four tones): angry
Xing (1): Yes. For example, people are not so busy.
Small: narrow-minded
Rinse: clean
Li Liang: Come on.
Fairy: Beautiful.
Kite: It's tasteless.
Kim: Comfortable.
Moisturizing: comfortable
Gedi: quilt
Bed: mattress
Wild: short.
At one point (it seems that .. Mi has heard of it ..-_-!
Fool: Fool
Sincerity: honesty
Preemption: Not bad, not bad.
Put aside: Put them together
Paste reading: a meal similar to porridge. In addition to a small amount of rice, there is also a stirred batter. It is not very popular now. My mother's cooking is not as delicious as grandma's. ...
Dried rice: rice
Will live a life: frugal and unwilling to spend money.
Electric wand: fluorescent lamp
Ghost: describe children as particularly happy.
Absurdity: exaggeration, fuss. What are you yelling about a little thing?
Turn: cunning ..-_-! I seriously doubt that this is not made up by Bozhou people ... there are too many mistakes. It may have evolved into something else in our generation. As far as I know, expressing a person's emotions is very funny and exaggerated.
Pound: dust
Yi: Pull, cock your tail.
Today: Today
Brother Ye: Yesterday.
Dangmen: living room (it doesn't feel like ... no childish)
Broom: broom
Xuan: naughty ... it should be suan (two sounds)
Bad luck: complaining
Bi Ye (Night Bear, Night Carving): Forget it.
Strange: quite, very ... almost, for example, strange.
Good, not bad .. It should be like that near Huainan. ..
Destroy: bad
Fall: coquetry = death (three sounds) Liao: coquetry
Fast: agile
What smell: what it looks like!
No white, no white.
What's the matter? Because of what? What?
Regardless of the bullet (Tan): No, don't touch the bullet.
Placement of flap: knee
One is: once.
Green mink hair: a rude swear word: your child's green mink hair is good at sailing!
Don't have children of your own: I didn't mean to. This sentence is difficult, and it is usually omitted when translating. ...
Gan Yue (three sounds): Vomiting.
After editing in the north: North
Rivers from Ye Er: Riverside.
Hong Mei Sr: Matchmaker.
Jiang: I always thought there should be this word in the dictionary. It says "body" ... but I didn't find it.
But class: isn't it?
Finally opened the base; suddenly
Son: Soap should be the kind carved on transparent soap.
Shoe pedals: slippers
ZUA: Why is it not harmonious? How about spelling it yourself? When spelling, go to this tone ..
Children like me also: I think it is equivalent to an exclamation point, and Bozhou people mostly refer to swearing. Others say that our children are coming.
Nengna: (There are many parts of speech and meanings, too numerous to mention. ) common pronouns such as when someone asks you what to do, you say, you can go there. Go to the front to buy something.
Chicken manure tide: refers to the flowing chicken manure. To be honest, I haven't heard of it. It's all direct chicken shit, and it's gone
Shit peg: refers to solid shit (solid chicken shit doesn't say chicken shit peg, isn't it strange? ) Has this person ever seen liquid stool ...?
Day: Very funny. Some usually refer to a deep degree, for example, this little girl looks like a handsome family.
Things at home: a person, such as: what is not a person in this family; I didn't mean to. For example, if I were, I would say that children are not people. ) two fingers: second, next, for example, a family throws things far away; It also refers to mood particles, which have no practical significance, such as the above example.
The term refers to a person, usually swearing. For example, short-term refers to where to run. You wait a while. Every time I hear a similar pronunciation, ...
When in doubt, this word is usually used to express doubt and expect confirmation from the other party, which is equivalent to: really? Really? For example: A: Sister Bai Da (Germany), do you know that my family has hit 1000 Jin of wheat (plum) on an acre of land? B: Then what? To make a long story short, hehe. Should be accurate? Posterior nasal sound
Gong Ji: sow discord.
Broad: refers to some wild plants, usually refers to plants that have no value and affect the growth of crops. Such as Artemisia, noodle tree, etc.
Insect art: refers to birds. My brother, let's go up the tree and dig up the insect art? Did I leave these classic dialects ...? How did I hear about it again ..)
Flowers don't flow a little: it means wearing clothes of many colors, which is mostly derogatory. Look at these two children, wearing fancy clothes on the street and looking beaten.
Shaving your head: one of the most interesting Bozhou dialects, I have time to interpret it specifically. Pretending to be an expert is to fight, fight. Like shaving your head.
Landing point: 1, I don't know how to move. Such as: the pendulum was destroyed, and it was in a mess; 2. repair. You help me adjust the radio.
Mao: Modal particles are usually placed in front of rhetorical questions. Why didn't your daughter-in-law tell you to go home and sleep? ... pay attention to what others say ...
Don't put off what you can do until tomorrow: that means forgetting it. Often used to comfort and get angry. If it's destroyed, it's destroyed Buy another one. Don't finish eating, save money! Wait a minute.
Rivers of blood. Describe the seriousness of the matter. Adverbs of degree.
Produce ... produce and eat ... eat. Little turtle refers to swearing? Go to tender and big Didi Diao ~ ~ haha?
True Wei Shi.
My baby is coming? Very dirty rubbish.
There is another feature of our local houses, whether it is the south or the north, as long as it is not the bottom of Bozhou, it is called Man Zi. Duck: Flat mouth? Swearing: Grandma's crooked B and old Wen Er's wooden interest: boring Wusu: disgusting mouth is: irony is bad: irony is not present: annoying people are informal: unreasonable digging: scratching, scratching. Mouth: rotten mouth, generally refers to a woman's dog: cicada's larvae are numb; cicada's night face cries; bat's lift: not interesting enough. Dung kiln: Dung pit Cao Chicken feather: Very. Just a few minutes ago, gang2 shouted with great energy; Stubborn people wander; The meaning of ice stopped; The straw chicken is flapping: chicken gizzards? Corn: Give me a hand: Go to the toilet and pull half: half a piece/piece, classic: Miss, please give me half a steamed stuffed bun. (Bozhou villagers shouted in Mandarin after going out, which was super funny. )? Ironically, the most popular people are early.
Seven times: (I don't know how to explain it)
Look at you. You are seven of them. . Buddhists are worthless, and my children are here, but it's strange to mix together ~
It should be? Seven evils: it means "base". Example: When someone sees a delicious roast chicken reaching for it, others will scold him: "Ethylene, look at you!" " ? Right and wrong: crazy? Hand floating handle? It's dark at night! I froze to death in the street! A Xiong Haizi can rest and hang! Riding a turtle grandson bear! No eyes! Create an old man at once! Call me a non-class teacher to worship children! Sweater coats are also forked! I also understand.
How could you? ! -How could you? !
Monosyllabic.-On purpose?
Resistant people-pestering people's faces _ oil and salt sauce vinegar, a pair of fat-twins?
Bull B is ruined! ... (self-evident)! A grinder: Last (often in the back). After a short time, I finally got on a grinder. Drink knife: shake. I drink knives straight. Or: drink the knife until the knife (pay attention to the sound): all the way to the end. Palm: Let go. Boss, give me some more salt. Sleep: feet.
The sparrow's family immediately saw Lao Guo and said, I am a good girl. What are you, a bird catcher and a black wolf bear? The old man said, I am a child, I am a phoenix! Fuo, a linen factory, is short of people and old, how can there be Dark Phoenix? Lao Guo Fuo: I'm coming, I'm burning the boiler!
For the west, this is a classic story. Do you really want the scorpion's life to look like Buddhism? What about the ugly ones? This is very interesting. Maybe I'm always at a gentle point, so I'm confused ~ ~ ~ ~? Why should I destroy his children?
Damn it, deputy! ~ grandma analogy, but really care! ~? What? Shit eyes! ! ! ?
Not bad, the landlord is a wolf and a bear, and it took a lot of effort to learn only a little Bozhou dialect.
This idea is really flying! Little wife and children swear for nothing? ?
Vaguely ~ ~ ~ ~ That's how we behave, and we can't forget our roots! ! ~``````?
Naibang: dawdling means that children are pestering adults.
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