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Happy encounter
In our daily study, work or life, we all know some classic two-part allegorical sayings. There are various types of two-part allegorical sayings. What are the two-part allegorical sayings you have seen? The following are the happy two-part allegorical sayings I collected for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like them.
Happy encounter
Ride downhill-don't even step on it.
The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return (the tortoise is like an arrow)
The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.
Eating in a small bowl depends on the sky (by adding)
The Tang Priest's Book-Zhengzheng (Real Classic)
Twelve taels of silver-definitely (one ingot)
Talking to fans-crazy talk (gossip)
Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)
Attract sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself (make a fool of yourself)
Millennium Stone Buddha Statue-Honest Man (Old Stone Man)
Mother of Emperor Pi-Empress Pi
The old hen has an empty nest-not simple (no eggs)
Eat jiaozi without stuffing-naughty (skinning)
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Onion mixed with tofu-one transparent (green) and two white.
Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)
Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)
Four beams of cotton-talk (play)
The 12356-nothing (4)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )
Two lines popped up in the bucket-Si (Si) was wrong.
Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)
Plunge into the charcoal pile-on top of the mould (coal)
Steam a peach with 100 kg flour-waste (waste)
dessert
A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )
One-legged pants-one set (skirt)
Juncus lights a lamp-there are no two hearts.
Toad allegorical sayings
Frogs borrow toad's hair-neither of them has it.
The angry toad propped up the legs of the table-the strength of inflation won't last long.
Hard support of air cushion bed legs
Selling toads to buy cigarettes-water into the fire.
Buy a toad and let it out of the pond-poor phone.
Two toads croak-you and me.
Toad as a stepping stone-can't afford it
Toad sitting in a chair-prude
Toad sitting on a cane chair-not like a person; Not human.
Toad is sitting on the sofa-it's my turn to enjoy.
Toad sitting on lotus root x- independence is king
Toad as a stepping stone-climb at will
The toad went into the sewer-there was no way out in the dark.
Bufo in Ningxia-Watch your kicking and scratching.
Toad chasing ship-can't help it.
Toad hits the trunk on the belly.
A toad rides a monster; strange
Toads curse the sky-the more curses, the clearer they are.
Toad table-hard support; Hold on as long as possible.
Toad leg-hard support
Toad's mouth is wide; thirsty
Toad was trampled by a cow, and he was hurt all over.
Toad is thinking that the swan meat is in the gutter-how did it get to his mouth?
Toad meets frog-he is my brother.
Toads want to eat swan meat-that's a good idea; You want me to; I don't want to be low; Try to have high taste; Think too high; Don't even think about it
Toads learn to dance-limited footwork
Toad wants to eat swan meat-delusion
Toad wants to eat swan meat.
Toad wants to eat swan meat-well thought; I don't know little land; Delusion; Wishful thinking; Have high hopes; Highly delusional; Fantasy; Want to have high taste; An infatuated dream; Fancy; Don't think about it; Dream; Fantasy; Dead this heart; Empty; Distracted thoughts; Want to be beautiful
Toad wants to eat Ganoderma lucidum-daydreaming.
Toads give birth to scorpions-a nest is more poisonous than a nest; A nest is more poisonous than a nest.
Toads wash their faces-what do they look like?
Toad carries a stone tablet-hard support
Toad swallowing cowpea-can't get off the field; Cann't get down the intestine
Toad swallowing thistle-dry eating YaBaKui; Eat a dumb loss; be cheated but unable to talk about it
Toads swallow elephants-they think a lot; aim high
Pin a needle on toad's head-playful; Pry open the skin
Toad is very angry.
Toad jumps on the ice-you are hot, I am not hot.
Toads jump on their feet-it's disgusting not to bite.
Toad diving well-poof-poof; Do not understand; don't understand; ignorant of
Toad diving-don't knock at the door; Do not understand; don't understand; ignorant of
Toad jumps on the plate-I don't know my weight.
Funny xiehouyu
Playing mahjong on the bench-you can't catch it.
Balloon in midair-can't reach the sky, and can't reach the ground; death by hanging
Hang a pocket in the air-pretend to be crazy (wind)
Half-pulling melon seeds-not counting individuals (benevolence); Who are you?
Dreaming of marrying a bride in the middle of the night-this is a beautiful idea.
Making cakes with flour-not a serious material.
A watermelon in your arms is as sure as a gun. )
Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness
Kiss with an iron rake-ask for nails.
Back (unlucky) matchmaker-scold at both ends
There are bedbugs in the vest-I've been listening for a long time (itchy)
Walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of being laughed at by future generations
The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.
Fill your nostrils with rice soup-enough (enough)
Hang a hammer on your nose-it can (slap) shame (teeth)
Hail hits cotton trees-single.
Wax in the Ice Room-Candles in the Cave (Frozen) Room
The museum's exhibits-antiques
Pomegranates don't fry their mouths-full of ideas
The eyes of a rag doll-as blind as a bat.
Tailors don't wear rulers-they have bad intentions.
Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Please stay with your sister-in-law-she's restless and kind.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
The sedan chair was spent in the theatre-poor and happy.
Sedan chair took an abacus-difference calculation.
Cow circle with menstrual blood in heifer
Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.
Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.
Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas
Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.
The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)
Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder
As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official
Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve
Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind
Banana fruit-a heart
A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.
The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.
Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.
Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart
Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.
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