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Happy xiehouyu collection

In our daily study, work or life, we all know some classic two-part allegorical sayings. There are various types of two-part allegorical sayings. What are the two-part allegorical sayings you have seen? The following are the happy two-part allegorical sayings I collected for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like them.

Happy encounter

Ride downhill-don't even step on it.

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return (the tortoise is like an arrow)

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.

Eating in a small bowl depends on the sky (by adding)

The Tang Priest's Book-Zhengzheng (Real Classic)

Twelve taels of silver-definitely (one ingot)

Talking to fans-crazy talk (gossip)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)

Attract sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself (make a fool of yourself)

Millennium Stone Buddha Statue-Honest Man (Old Stone Man)

Mother of Emperor Pi-Empress Pi

The old hen has an empty nest-not simple (no eggs)

Eat jiaozi without stuffing-naughty (skinning)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Onion mixed with tofu-one transparent (green) and two white.

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Four beams of cotton-talk (play)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )

Two lines popped up in the bucket-Si (Si) was wrong.

Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)

Plunge into the charcoal pile-on top of the mould (coal)

Steam a peach with 100 kg flour-waste (waste)

dessert

A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

Juncus lights a lamp-there are no two hearts.

Toad allegorical sayings

Frogs borrow toad's hair-neither of them has it.

The angry toad propped up the legs of the table-the strength of inflation won't last long.

Hard support of air cushion bed legs

Selling toads to buy cigarettes-water into the fire.

Buy a toad and let it out of the pond-poor phone.

Two toads croak-you and me.

Toad as a stepping stone-can't afford it

Toad sitting in a chair-prude

Toad sitting on a cane chair-not like a person; Not human.

Toad is sitting on the sofa-it's my turn to enjoy.

Toad sitting on lotus root x- independence is king

Toad as a stepping stone-climb at will

The toad went into the sewer-there was no way out in the dark.

Bufo in Ningxia-Watch your kicking and scratching.

Toad chasing ship-can't help it.

Toad hits the trunk on the belly.

A toad rides a monster; strange

Toads curse the sky-the more curses, the clearer they are.

Toad table-hard support; Hold on as long as possible.

Toad leg-hard support

Toad's mouth is wide; thirsty

Toad was trampled by a cow, and he was hurt all over.

Toad is thinking that the swan meat is in the gutter-how did it get to his mouth?

Toad meets frog-he is my brother.

Toads want to eat swan meat-that's a good idea; You want me to; I don't want to be low; Try to have high taste; Think too high; Don't even think about it

Toads learn to dance-limited footwork

Toad wants to eat swan meat-delusion

Toad wants to eat swan meat.

Toad wants to eat swan meat-well thought; I don't know little land; Delusion; Wishful thinking; Have high hopes; Highly delusional; Fantasy; Want to have high taste; An infatuated dream; Fancy; Don't think about it; Dream; Fantasy; Dead this heart; Empty; Distracted thoughts; Want to be beautiful

Toad wants to eat Ganoderma lucidum-daydreaming.

Toads give birth to scorpions-a nest is more poisonous than a nest; A nest is more poisonous than a nest.

Toads wash their faces-what do they look like?

Toad carries a stone tablet-hard support

Toad swallowing cowpea-can't get off the field; Cann't get down the intestine

Toad swallowing thistle-dry eating YaBaKui; Eat a dumb loss; be cheated but unable to talk about it

Toads swallow elephants-they think a lot; aim high

Pin a needle on toad's head-playful; Pry open the skin

Toad is very angry.

Toad jumps on the ice-you are hot, I am not hot.

Toads jump on their feet-it's disgusting not to bite.

Toad diving well-poof-poof; Do not understand; don't understand; ignorant of

Toad diving-don't knock at the door; Do not understand; don't understand; ignorant of

Toad jumps on the plate-I don't know my weight.

Funny xiehouyu

Playing mahjong on the bench-you can't catch it.

Balloon in midair-can't reach the sky, and can't reach the ground; death by hanging

Hang a pocket in the air-pretend to be crazy (wind)

Half-pulling melon seeds-not counting individuals (benevolence); Who are you?

Dreaming of marrying a bride in the middle of the night-this is a beautiful idea.

Making cakes with flour-not a serious material.

A watermelon in your arms is as sure as a gun. )

Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness

Kiss with an iron rake-ask for nails.

Back (unlucky) matchmaker-scold at both ends

There are bedbugs in the vest-I've been listening for a long time (itchy)

Walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of being laughed at by future generations

The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.

Fill your nostrils with rice soup-enough (enough)

Hang a hammer on your nose-it can (slap) shame (teeth)

Hail hits cotton trees-single.

Wax in the Ice Room-Candles in the Cave (Frozen) Room

The museum's exhibits-antiques

Pomegranates don't fry their mouths-full of ideas

The eyes of a rag doll-as blind as a bat.

Tailors don't wear rulers-they have bad intentions.

Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Please stay with your sister-in-law-she's restless and kind.

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

The sedan chair was spent in the theatre-poor and happy.

Sedan chair took an abacus-difference calculation.

Cow circle with menstrual blood in heifer

Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.

Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.

Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.

The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)

Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder

As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official

Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind

Banana fruit-a heart

A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.

The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.

Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.

Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart

Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.

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