An interesting script of Huang Junying’s cross talk sketch in Guangzhou

A: I speak a Cantonese cross talk.

B: It is Cantonese.

A: Crosstalk in Guangzhou dialect.

B: Oh, if you look at the Guangzhou dialect, the Juzhen dialect is so interesting and distinctive.

A: It’s so interesting and rich. Can you give me some examples?

B: Okay, let me talk about it. The rest is about various colors!

A: What are the colors?

B: Both have large adjectives and auxiliary words.

A: Oh! Every color has huge adjectives and auxiliary words! Okay, let me ask you, for example, how would you describe the color red.

B: Red! Red.

A: Oh... red is red. What about banning yellow?

B: Huang Qinqen.

A: Where is Qing?

B: Green BB.

A: Yes! Forbid me to be green and my BB is forbidden, and I am green to capture and capture my gains.

B: I got it.

A: Any explanation?

B: Because no one in Guangzhou dialect calls Qing Qin Qing Gei, so there is Qing Qin Qing.

A: Oh, if it’s yellow, it’ll be captured, if it’s green, it’ll be BB, what about if it’s forbidden to be white?

B: Bai Xuexue.

A: Gold.

B: Jin Hua Hua.

A: Black.

B: Dark.

A: Wu.

B: Black cricket.

A: Ah, yes. So interesting.

B: Very interesting. Even for color, tall, short, fat, and thin all have adjectives and auxiliary words.

A: Oh? Even tall, short, fat, thin...oh, I understand.

B: Do you understand? Do you really understand? Ban, that is, control the ban, let me say one sentence, and see if you can and I can match the previous sentence.

A: Tell me something, and say something to you?

B: It seems to be right and wrong.

A: Okay, come on.

B: It’s really forbidden to wipe your teeth.

A: I have some information to tell you, it’s true!

B: Okay, listen, I’m Gao Dongdong.

A: I am short. Wow, I'm so proud of you. It's really cool.

B: It’s really about watching me come out, ×× turns out to have forbidden materials.

A: What? Oh my god.

B: Tall versus short is fine, but in Guangzhou dialect, no one calls him short.

A: What’s your name?

B: Short D virtue.

A: Oh! It's called short virtue, oh, tall is Dongdong, short is D virtue.

B: That’s right, the ban is enough.

A: Come on, I understand, try again.

B: OK. I am tall.

A: If you ban me, you will be short of virtue.

B: I am fat.

A: I am very thin.

B: I am smooth.

A: I am very happy.

B: I am a young mosquito.

A: I always press.

B: I am so sad.

A: I am indifferent.

B: I am Tianye.

A: I’m sour dum dum.

B: I round dum due

A: I kick flat.

B: I whispered.

A: I love Didi.

B: I am dense.

A: I am sparse basket.

B: I am a fly fly.

A: I am thick and stacked.

B: I am generous.

A: I am narrow-minded.

B: I’m holding back.

A: I’m really determined.

B: I’m keeping my pace.

A: I am loose.

B: I am a mere student.

A: I am Death Valley... (Black Face)

B: Oh, so wild!

A: You have been to Death Valley first.

B: I’ve been here, okay, I smell good.

A: I smell bad... (black face), come again!

B: (laughing) I am confused.

A: I am looking for an old lady, and all my wealth comes to me.

B: The ban is the best, there is nothing wrong with it.

A: Turn around, I’m going to suck you, turn around.

B: It turns out that ×× is forbidden to shrink the bones.

A: Just shrink your bones, be stupid, and shame me with your arrogance. Stinky Beng Beng, dead valley, flat kick, old pressure, narrow pinch, pinch your head to death. Turn around.

B: It’s time to turn around.

A: Department.

B: It’s my permission. I'm going to kill you. OK, listen. Your head is pounding.

A: My eyes are wet. Dead head, I will turn into a left-handed head. Been here, come again.

B: Your head is pounding.

A: Your eyes are wet. I'm going to surprise you.

B: My eyes are moist. It's forbidden to have bad eyesight.

A: Your eyes will be wet. If I tell you to shoot, your eyes will be moist. Everyone is forbidden to decline, but you are probably the one who counts.

B: You have many hands.

A: You are choking.

B: Your teeth are cut.

A: You are so talkative.

B: You are a mess.

A: You are confused.

B: You shook the arch.

A: You are so proud.

B: Please encourage me.

A: Just stay there. It's worse than me.

B: Ah, so wild.

A: It’s a joke, you can win in one click.

B: Ban counts as a win? I am afraid of scaring you, so I want you to make a sound.

A: Just tie it up.

B: Even if you make an expression on your face or make a look in your eyes, I can completely describe it in Guangzhou dialect.

A: It’s forbidden to be sharp.

B: Sharp.

A: Okay, let’s see what it comes from. (Action: rolling eyeballs)

B: It’s called Yan Lu Lu.

A: Which one? (Action: blink)

B: Blink.

A: Which one? (Action: Stare ahead)

B: Keep your eyes focused.

A: Which one? (Action: Eyes are dull)

B: Eyes are glazed.

A: Which one? (Action: peeking left and right)

B: Eye-eyed monkey.

A: Which one? (Action: squint)

B: Eye roll.

A: Which one? (Action: Rolling eyes)

B: Oh, you’re done.

A: You’re done.

B: You can’t finish playing with our system.

A: You have nothing to say after playing the game.

B: There is no single word to explain.

A: What are your eyes?

B: Yan Tan has not finished playing Luo.

A: So wild!

B: So wild! Zhong You, my Cantonese people really like eating chicken.

A: There are many ways to eat Yiyiyi Chicken.

B: Hey, I’m going to use chicken as the theme tonight. Can everyone speak a word in Guangzhou dialect?

A: Can you speak Guangzhou dialect when making content? Okay, come on.

B: Okay, listen. I'm a chicken.

A: What? In Guangzhou dialect, Zouji. Oh, if you ban me, I will get the chicken.

B: It’s unreasonable. If I take away the chicken, you will get the chicken.

A: You go to Zuoji and I, Zhongwu, catch Zuoju to fish for the chicken. I am being polite to you. Thank you very much and I am silent, so I will fish for the chicken.

B: I missed the chicken.

A: I’d like to thank the chicken... (suddenly awakening) to come again.

B: I am a primary school chicken.

A: I am a junior high school chicken.

B: I was a high school student.

A: I am a college student.

B: Hey... you need to find a university student first.

A: Find a high school kid first.

B: Yes again! When the young boy went to high school, no one called him a high school chicken!

A: The remaining departments have elementary school chickens and junior high school chickens. You have high school chickens, and I have college chickens.

B: I cut the chicken for free.

A: I... I'll bury the plain-cut chicken, and the names of the dishes.

B: The name of the dish is OK, plain-cut chicken. It is a famous dish in Guangdong, where I live. It has Guangzhou characteristics, so I used plain-cut chicken.

A: Oh! I can eat plain-cut chicken, but I can only eat soy sauce chicken.

B: I have ginger and onion chicken.

A: My salt curium chicken.

B: My grandpa is a chicken.

A: My grandma’s chicken.

B: Here we go again.

A: Yeah. Your great-grandfather has sex with my grandma, and my great-grandfather has sex with my grandma.

B: How can you resist the law?

A: It’s a joke.

B: Here’s the name of my grandfather’s chicken dish.

A: The name of the dish?

B: The production method is smoked, and it is often available in major restaurants.

A: It is a grandma-free chicken.

B: Even if you ask me for help, I will catch you.

A: If there is no grandma’s chicken, I will have sesame chicken.

B: I am a Puguo chicken.

A: I am Chinese chicken. (B Hei Mian) You are from Pu country and I am from China, let’s do this!

B: You are right.

A: It’s a joke.

B: Puguo Chicken is the name of a Western dish, often found in various Western restaurants. The preparation method is different and I agree, it is quite delicious.

A: It’s quite delicious. I only have local chicken. Local chicken is Chinese chicken, and Chinese chicken is local chicken. Everyone buys chickens and local chickens to eat.

B: I fry chicken.

A: I curry chicken.

B: I gnaw on the chicken.

A: I’m trying to do it myself.

B: It doesn’t make sense. You can’t even understand the law. The whole chicken is full.

A: You are being unreasonable, as long as you have chickens.

B: Forbidden cats. Ban me from public chicken.

A: I give birth to worms and chickens...you give birth to worms.

B: My glutinous rice chicken.

A: If I fall like a chicken... you will fall.

B: I am a wet chicken.

A: I have a fever... (laughing)