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A friend said that South Korea bombed its own ship and blamed North Korea for the Cheonan incident, intending to involve China and the United States in the war within three months. Is that so?
1, who needs the Cheonan incident?
China certainly doesn't need the Cheonan incident. What China needs is six-party talks on the Korean nuclear issue and stability in Northeast Asia. It is impossible to make much ado about nothing and create the Cheonan incident; Russia will not be interested in this, their interest is in Europe; North Korea will not be interested. They think that economic reform has failed, and they are at a loss. Besides, Kim Jong Il's days are numbered, and he just wants to hand over power to his son safely. He doesn't want to rock the boat and get himself caught up in internal and external affairs. Japan has racked its brains for the relocation of the Futenma US military base. Where is it interested in making trouble on the Korean Peninsula? What is most needed in the Cheonan incident is the United States and Lee Myung-bak.
Let's talk about America first. At present, South Korea's military base is about to close. In 20 12, the command of the Korean garrison must be handed over to South Korea, and the base will gradually move out of South Korea; The Japanese people's voice to drive the US military base out of Okinawa is getting louder and louder, and the Futenma base must be relocated. During the election campaign, Hatoyama's slogan was to move the Futenma base out of Okinawa and win the election. The relocation of Futenma base is likely to lead to domino effect, and the prospect of US military bases in Japan is not good. Therefore, we must create a reason for the US military to stay in Northeast Asia. Of course, the most appropriate reason is the threat of North Korea.
Look at Li Mingbo again.
He changed former President Roh Moo-hyun's basic policy of being friendly to China and North Korea and keeping a distance from the United States, and was willing to be a loyal lackey of the American master. The withdrawal of American troops from South Korea is undoubtedly a serious blow to his dominance. He needs to keep American troops firmly in South Korea. They are also worried that the upcoming 20 12 American troops will hand over their command and withdraw from South Korea. We need another reason to keep American troops in South Korea.
So, they planned a big conspiracy to sink the Cheonan ship! Imposing the crime of sinking the Cheonan ship on North Korea naturally requires the US military to stay and protect South Korea! This is absolutely confidential, only the presidents of the United States and South Korea, a few aides and Commander Sharp know. The State Council, the Ministry of National Defense, the CIA, the Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Ministry of National Defense and other key departments do not know.
As a result, the script of a farce was secretly released.
2. The farce is staged
As usual, American submarines secretly lurk hundreds of meters away from the broken ridge and steep cliff coast at the southern end of Bering Island near the military demarcation line between North Korea and South Korea. That morning (March 26th), I received a strange order from Commander Sharp: sink all the surface ships nearby!
There are many shallow wrasse around Bailing Island, but the sea is deep in front of the coast with broken ridges and cliffs. The northeast of Xianniaoyu Rock is land, and the north of the island faces North Korea, so the submarine hidden under the cliff at the southern end of the island is an excellent hiding place. Moreover, North Korea recognizes that Bering Island is surrounded by South Korean territorial waters and will not be attacked by North Korea. It is a safe place. Bering Island is the closest place to Pyongyang on Korean territory. 0/70km from Pyongyang/Kloc-. For the US and South Korean armies, it is a good place to monitor and fight back. If the US military stationed a submarine capable of launching surface-to-surface missiles near Bering Island for a long time, once North Korea launched an attack on Seoul, it could launch missiles at Pyongyang within a few minutes.
The submarine used to complete this type of combat mission is undoubtedly a nuclear-powered submarine that can dive for more than 1 month. The nuclear submarine can decompose the oxygen in seawater and supply it to the boat by relying on the rich electricity generated by the atomic furnace in the ship. Unlike a diesel submarine, it doesn't need to go out to sea for air. Many American nuclear-powered submarines are equipped with nuclear missiles. For North Korea, which claims to possess nuclear weapons, the US military may also use nuclear submarines for a long time to carry out combat readiness tasks around it. This task is highly confidential, and even the South Korean military may not know it.
The Cheonan was chosen as the victim. This is a 1200-ton anti-submarine warning ship, which is of suitable size. There are 24 warships of the same type in Korea. Sacrificing one ship, 23 ships, has nothing to do with the overall situation.
It happened that the United States and South Korea were conducting joint military exercises. The location is dozens of kilometers south of Bailing Island. The Cheonan is one of the warships participating in the exercise. On the afternoon of 26th, the captain suddenly received an order to patrol near Bailing Island. During the exercise, they were all in a state of war and highly nervous. All kinds of detection equipment are turned on, monitoring all kinds of conditions in the sky, sea surface and underwater. After the Cheonan ship arrived at the designated sea area, it suddenly found a submarine lurking nearby, and it was not a submarine participating in the exercise (the captain of course knew what the ship participating in the exercise was and where it was). Of course, the captain of the Cheonan believed that there was a North Korean submarine lurking here, and he was ordered to come here to see if there was a North Korean submarine coming to spy on the joint military exercise between the United States and South Korea. During the exercise, the North Korean submarine dared to lurk in the South Korean waters, which made the captain furious, so he used sonar to order the submarine to "float up for Lao Zi!" The American submarine received this sonar signal and didn't know it was sent by a Korean warship, thinking that the North Korean warship had found itself. The captain was more arrogant and didn't answer. He remembered a strange order he received this morning: sink all the surface ships he found. Therefore, the U.S. submarine lurking in the deep water area is a torpedo fired at the warship: strike first and kill people, so as to prevent the North Korean warship from reporting the submarine position to the headquarters of the People's Army and destroying the hidden plan.
The sonar of the Cheonan immediately heard the sound of the torpedo leaving the cabin and immediately reported to the captain. Hearing this, the captain became even more angry. He ordered the submarine to launch a depth charge and fled quickly, trying to avoid torpedo attack. Unexpectedly, torpedoes have ears and are acoustic navigation torpedoes. The faster the Cheonan ship runs, the louder the sound, and the tighter the torpedo follows. The torpedo speed is 50-60 knots, and even the sky net can't escape, let alone the Tianan at 3 1 knot. As a result, the torpedo exploded when it approached the Cheonan, blowing the Cheonan in half! The American submarine didn't know it was a Korean warship at all, but thought it was a broken ship of North Korea. Generally, North Korean ships have no strength to fight back. They thought there were still depth charges to be served, so they just sat there and listened to their brilliant results. Boom, the depth charge exploded above the submarine. The depth charge on the An was also very good that day. Only one bombed an American submarine. The picture below shows the sinking position of the Cheonan ship and the American submarine reported by KBS TV station in South Korea.
Six minutes later, the news that the Cheonan ship was sunk quickly spread to the command of the Second Fleet of the South Korean Navy. The commander immediately ordered the Qingdao high-speed boat formation, the "sokcho" warning ship and the Incheon Marine Police to go to the rescue quickly, and started the emergency team and the first-class submarine on alert. The high-speed boat formation first arrived at the scene of the incident at 2 1: 58 to carry out rescue. From 2238 to 2300, 58 people were rescued.
At that time, the "sokcho" warning ship found the target on the radar screen, and the captain, willy-nilly, immediately fired at the target! So we can sink a North Korean ship and capture a scene. After playing for 5 minutes, I found that it was not a Korean ship, but a group of birds. Nothing unusual was found underwater, let alone the North Korean submarine.
The news was immediately reported to the US military headquarters in South Korea. Commander Sharp, the US military stationed in South Korea, was very excited after hearing this incident and immediately congratulated the US submarine cable. However, there was no reply. Sharp is deeply disturbed. It was time to send a nearby American warship for reconnaissance, only to find that the submarine had been sunk! This is a big surprise. It's not in the script at all Who sank the American submarine? Soon, the battle report of the rescued captain "Tianan" "North Korean submarine was found and sunk by our bomb" also reached Commander Sharp. Sharp can only shout "Bitter!" In order to accomplish this task, I boarded a nuclear submarine and 100 US Navy officers and men! How can we tell the president such a big mistake? Sharp is in chaos.
When asked by a reporter the next day, Sharp stressed that the US believed that the sinking of the South Korean ship had nothing to do with North Korea. "The United States Army Joint Command in South Korea and the Joint Chiefs of Staff of South Korea are observing the movements of North Korea every day. We want to emphasize again that we did not find any changes (in North Korea) at that time. " (26th session)
The State Council's spokesman also said that there was no indication that North Korea was involved.
Yonhap News Agency reported that the Joint Chiefs of Staff submitted a report to the National Defense Committee of the National Assembly on the 29th, saying that after the sinking of the Cheonan, the North Korean military stepped up its vigilance and monitored the movements of South Korean rescue helicopters and ships.
The day before, both the Joint Staff Headquarters and the US military headquarters in South Korea said that no "abnormal movements" were found in the DPRK.
South Korean officials said that although the location of the incident was between Bering Island and Qingdao, it was still quite far from the "northern boundary line" between the DPRK and the ROK. North Korean ships can't be there. Yonhap News Agency also quoted South Korean presidential officials as saying that according to satellite images and related information, there was no sign of North Korean ship activity in the incident waters.
BEIJING, April 1 Japan According to reports from Yonhap News Agency, Cheongwadae said on March 3 1 that it confirmed that the report that a North Korean semi-submarine appeared in the nearby waters before and after the sinking of the Cheonan ship was not true.
It is reported that a staff officer in Cheongwadae said in a telephone interview on March 3 1 that the report was completely untrue.
Regarding the possibility that the Cheonan ship was hit by a torpedo launched by a North Korean submarine, the person in charge analyzed: "In view of the operational execution capability of the North Korean submarine, we don't think this will happen."
The South Korean Ministry of National Defense also reported that there was no specific movement in the DPRK at that time, and it was precisely because there was no abnormal behavior that no emergency order was issued.
Did you get a look at him? Sharp and South Korean officials have not communicated well with the President of the United States, nor do they know how to fabricate lies. In desperation, they revealed their true feelings. That is, this matter has nothing to do with North Korea!
Of course, Obama soon realized that something was wrong and something went wrong. The plan was upset. Koreans must first stabilize the overall situation. I'm afraid that ordinary people think that the North Korean submarine bombed the Cheonan, causing panic in China, so I have to tell the truth, it has nothing to do with North Korea. Think about the countermeasures slowly.
After several communications with Obama, I saw that there was no panic in China, and then I moved out of the established policy and gradually led public opinion to North Korea. So a joint investigation team was organized to fabricate stories and produce evidence. After more than 50 days of work, finally, the investigation report came out: the North Korean submarine fired a torpedo and sank the Cheonan ship!
The threat of North Korea has come out again. Can the us military still go? So, claiming to drive Okinawa Futenma Base out of Hatoyama, he gave up his promise when he was elected and promised to leave Okinawa Futenma Base. Next, in 20 12, Lee Myung-bak will cancel Roh Moo-hyun's request for the United States to take back wartime operational command. The US military can stay in South Korea without having to transfer its 28,000 soldiers to Japan and Guam. Neither the Japanese people nor the Korean people are good at opposing American troops. Obama's wishful thinking is about to be completed.
3, a good dream is hard to round
However, even South Korean public opinion can't cheat North Korea for the Cheonan explosion.
According to the opinion poll conducted by Korea Research Center, among 700 respondents, about 72% believe this survey conclusion, and 2 1% cannot believe it. 48% of respondents aged 20-30 and 33% of respondents with college education or above said they could not believe it, and 65% of those who did not believe it thought the evidence was insufficient.
Russia openly questioned the credibility of the investigation report. The China government did not recognize the conclusion of the investigation report, and the North Korean government even claimed that the investigation report was framed and asked to send a delegation to South Korea to verify the evidence.
I also feel that there are many doubts in this investigation report.
First, after the incident, the United States and South Korea all said in unison that it had nothing to do with North Korea, and there was no change in North Korea's submarines. It's completely changed now?
Second, immediately after the incident, South Korea dispatched Qingdao high-speed boat formation, "sokcho" warning ship and Incheon Marine Police to rescue, and started the emergency team and the first-class submarine on alert. The "sokcho" warning ship didn't even let a flock of birds go. Even if there are sharks underwater, you can't escape the sonar of the "sokcho" warning ship, can you? If there is a North Korean submarine underwater, can you still get away with it? How did the loss of North Korean submarines come and go? Does the investigation team have a reasonable explanation?
Third, exercises are like fighting. Let the North Korean submarine sneak in, blow up the South Korean anti-submarine ship and slip away smoothly. How did the participating troops "fight"? The defeated general will be tried by a military court according to military discipline. Has the captain of the Cheonan been tried? Has the drill commander ever been tried by a military court?
Fourth, the evidence is also very suspicious, especially a connecting rod claiming to be a torpedo part, which was so long that it was not broken by the explosion. Korean on the propeller can also be written in Korea? He also said that North Korea's small submarine left the port before the incident and returned a few days after the incident. This is in direct contradiction with the official statements of the United States and South Korea at the beginning of the incident. There is no reasonable explanation. Which statement is correct?
Conclusion: This is a well-planned conspiracy. I advise America and Bonzi not to play when they are ready. Otherwise, you will push China into a hurry and uncover this big conspiracy, and then you will steal the chicken and costly! Once the Japanese and Korean people know the truth, your military bases stationed in Japan and South Korea will have to get out! The first island chain surrounding China will collapse completely!
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