A joke that can be performed by three people.

1, the rabbit said, "My mother calls me rabbit, which is nice!"

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

2. Little Nutbrown hare said, "I am a rabbit!"

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

3. The cat said to me, "I am your grandmother's cat. It looks good!"

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

4, Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The Tang Priest hasn't seen Bajie for a long time. "Wukong, go and see how Bajie is doing recently?" Wukong did a somersault and came to Jingtan House. "Eight quit, what's the matter? You haven't visited master for so long? " "the Monkey King, you are a pig! Can't you see there is a large crowd at my door? How dare you go out in the pork market now! "