Kitchenware jokes are super funny.

Kitchenware joke story hilarious quotations

1. Range hood: Who is bigger than me in the world? If you have any anger, throw it at me!

2. Spoon: As long as you are willing, I will serve you rice and soup all my life.

3, spatula: for you, I would rather go to the oil pan than be afraid of boiling water, our love can stand any test!

4. Flour: Nowadays, children love rice, which really makes us lose face.

5. Rice: Mice love rice, but rice doesn't love mice.

6. Corn flour: 30 years in the East and 30 years in the West. Now we are snacks.

7. dish: a small belly can accommodate all the difficulties in the world. My love for you is hot and cold.

8, casserole: only use slow fire' Love is the strongest and freshest, and love that combines various love ingredients is more fragrant and sweeter.

9. Chopsticks: Follow me, eat spicy food and eat whatever you want!

10, wok: Without my hype, who will satisfy your desire for love?

1 1. apron: I am willing to bear all the stains for your cleanliness.

12, Oil Bottle: Follow me, and I won't let you be a vegetarian all your life! !

13, salt pan: What is the taste of your life without me? Do not hesitate.

14, rice cooker: As long as you call me, our love will soon change from raw rice to cooked rice, and my love for you will never return.

15, Chopsticks: In children's places, our biggest competitor is spoons.

16, kitchen knife: People only cut their fingers with me when they don't want to work, and most of the time we are cutting vegetables.

17, chopping block: honey, don't think about it, you have become the meat on my chopping block! ! !

18, kitchen knife: if you do it, cut the gordian knot, if you don't do it, you will make a clean break.

19, stove: My love for you is booming, cooling to brew the next enthusiasm, and extinguishing to wait for the next burning.

20, the new wok said to the old wok: I really envy you, don't rust!

2 1, old wok: Can you still see the true colors of our steel?

22, rolling pin said: In fact, I don't want to be a prop for my wife to teach her husband. My job is rolling noodles. The question is, will they?

23, apron: It is said that women love to wear skirts, why don't I believe it?

24. Chopper: Brother Chopper, we are a group, but when you cut fish, why do you always cut me?

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