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The farmer cook is very laid-back. How long is the last chapter?
"What, vegetables? ! "The image of a lady holding a Hermes red crocodile purse exclaimed.
"Yes, madam, after the joint diagnosis of several experts in our hospital, Mr. Gu Qijin's cerebral cortex is seriously damaged and he is currently in a deep coma." The doctor wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a white coat said with regret.
"Oh, ok, I see, you go and get busy." In a blink of an eye, the lady's mouth was slightly upturned and her heart was secretly pleased. When the door of the VIP ward was opened from the inside, the lady turned from joy to worry. "Sister-in-law, I didn't expect old seven to be so ill. You are so sorry. "
"My son is not dead. If you say something stupid, get out. Old seven doesn't need your hypocrisy. " A woman with profound facial features, gorgeous appearance and long hair is on fire.
"Oh, eldest sister-in-law, why are you so ugly? I'm also worried that Lao Qi said something wrong just now. Isn't it, big brother? " The lady looked at the man behind her.
"Liz, talk well. Sister-in-law, thank you for coming to see Lao Qi. That's very kind of you. However, there are professional medical staff here to take care of you, and we don't need anyone else. We appreciate your kindness. Please go back first. "
The lady's face and cheeks twitched, and she said strangely, "What's the big deal about the eldest son? What age is it now? Hmm. Oh, by the way, he asked me to tell you first. In the evening, Mr. He Lao will bring his granddaughter to visit our eldest son and grandson. "
"Bang!" The ward door was closed by Gu Qijin's mother, and her face was red with anger. "Tell me who they are when they fall."
"Well, there is a big business at home, no one. Lao Qi is my father's favorite successor. He is usually overbearing and arrogant, and he only thinks about himself. At this moment, he is in trouble. If there is no one, I will worry. " Gu Dad sighed deeply and sat down on the white sofa next to the hospital bed. "I am most worried about the company now. I'm afraid that the second and third brothers will seize power. The second and third rooms don't need any action. It is enough for us to fight for a long time and embarrass them. "
"My son is like this. You're still thinking about the company Do you have our mother and son in your heart? "
"Don't be unreasonable." Gu Dad gave a cry of annoyance, and Gu Ma snorted, and went to wipe Gu Qijin's hand with a wet towel.
"It's all this woman's fault. If it weren't for him, Lao Qi would have been hit by a truck because of illegal driving. " Gu Ma complained and glared at the woman lying on the bed on the right.
Gu dad with a snort of cold, "that smelly boy deserved it, too. I didn't know we had a lover. Didn't you hear the old Wei boy say that this smelly boy was smashed in the head and desperately tried to find his "favorite princess" until he held the hand of this "favorite princess" and passed out? Well, I've never seen your son think so much about you. Still' pet', really, hehe. "
"Who saidno." When her son had an accident, Gu Ma's heart was as soft as a piece of tofu. "I checked this girl, she is also a poor one. After meeting our son, she lived up to expectations. She went to college, studied abroad, and went into business, leaving none behind. She is still very popular. Although she relies on her son's light, she really has the backbone. Apart from her gloomy background, this girl is.
Gu Dad sighed again, took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "What's the use of saying that? Dad won't agree with his successor to marry such a woman with no background. "
Gu Ma cried while wiping Gu Qijin's face. "Not before, but now it depends on us. That's my son. According to my father's ruthless thoughts, he cares about our lives. I didn't speak ill of my father behind his back. At this age, feudalism is still practiced. No one in this family can disobey him as if he were the emperor. "
Gu Dad sighed deeply again, thinking that his mother had been wronged for their brother and sister for so many years, he said helplessly, "Dad came from feudal society. Although he accepts new ideas, he can treat his wife and children at home. He is beyond doubt. The dignity of each parent is inviolable. Who can change it? Be patient. Dad is old, and then we will be relaxed. "
After a while, there was a knock at the door. Gu Ma dried her tears and opened the door. "The nurse must have injected liquid food into the tree, but I can't starve my baby grandson."
"Hello, Mrs. Gu, let's examine Miss Xia."
"Come on in." Gu Ma followed the wet nurse to the bedside of the tree.
Gu dad got up and went into the bedroom next to him when he saw this situation. This is a family-style VIP ward with a hospital bed in the hall. On the left is the luxurious bedroom to accompany the family, and on the right is the kitchen. All electrical appliances are available.
Gu Ma saw the nurse open the belly of the arbor and worried, "Why isn't this belly long?" Is it because nutrition can't keep up? "
The head nurse smiled as soon as she heard it. "Mrs Gu, you care about, is wrong. It's only been a month, about the size of a bean. Don't worry, pregnant women have a big belly. Please believe us. This is not your first case. A few years ago, there was a pregnant woman in a vegetative state in Zhejiang who gave birth to a baby boy in a coma. The child is healthy and healthy. "
"Really? ! "Gu Ma happily from ear to ear. She thought it over carefully and asked, "Is that pregnant woman awake?"
"I haven't woken up yet." After checking the fetal growth, the head nurse sighed, "That family is different from your family. Their family is poor and can't afford many medicines. A few years ago, they also went to the news to ask for donations from domestic good people. Now three or four years have passed and no one has asked. Last time, I heard an old doctor in the maternity and child department mention it once, saying that the family couldn't afford it and had to give up treatment. It's a pity. "
Gu Ma was so sad that she opened her mouth and said, "Nurse Zhang, you can give me the contact information of that family later, and I will donate money to them. I also hope that the woman will get better. "
"Mrs. Gu is kind. I'll ask." Nurse Zhang checked the situation of Gu Qijin again and talked with several little nurses before leaving.
Gu dad came out of the bedroom. "How's it going? It's okay. "
"Very good." Gu Ma touched the tree's face. "If it weren't for this girl, our team would have dispersed. Old seven has become like this again. If you don't get them a marriage certificate, your son will be hurt and think of this girl. Who wants to say that they are playing? Ghosts don't believe it. A good couple. How did this happen? Every time I think about me, I feel uncomfortable. "
Gu Ma sobbed and cried again.
"Don't cry, listen to you, anyway, dad won't care. I'll do it when I'm free today. "
"Come on, I can't let my grandson be a child outside marriage." Gu Ma adjusted Gu Dad's tie. "Be careful on the road."
In the hospital bed, every word they said jumped into the tree's ear, so clear that she felt untrue. Isn't she at the sealing ceremony? How did she hear Gu Qijin's name in the blink of an eye? What happened to him? His mother sounds sad.
Who wants to get a marriage license, who and who? Who is pregnant again? Whose baby grandson? Xiao Jiu?
No, this isn't Xiao Jiu. Who cares about the messy ninth five-year plan? It's just her dumplings.
But, never again.
The whole body is weak, and the eyelids seem as heavy as gold. What happened to her? It was dark in front of her eyes, and her soul seemed to be trapped in a body, which made her breathless. Maybe she is a ghost running around in the gap between time and space, and will eventually be crushed by the pressure of time and space?
However, I suddenly felt distressed. I really don't remember anything after being crushed into powder. I will never remember that there was a young rich man named Gu Qijin who picked her up in the dust and gave her the most luxurious life. I will never remember such a person again. Although she was embarrassed and really sad when she first met him, she was forced to oppress him.
How can a humble ant living at the bottom of society expect the love of a lion? Even if the ant loves it willingly, it will not be willing to return it. If he doesn't love it, he will hate it. Hate will make her crazy, but she can't be crazy, can't monopolize, she is too young. Even if she wants to take it by hook or by crook, it won't be good. In the end, she will lose the qualification to be with him and be hated and retaliated by the man she wants.
I won't remember Chu Yan, the handsome emperor who made her feel ashamed, much like Gu Qijin. No, it should be said that Chu Yan is Gu Qijin after beautification. Chaos, chaos, no matter who he looks like, she can't take any of them and can't afford them anyway.
Gu Ma sat down by the tree and said piteously, "You are a poor girl, too. I have seen your illness in the psychiatric department. You have such a serious mental cleanliness and childhood shadow. If you put it on the average person, it may grow long. " Do you know what your therapist said about you? She said that Xia Qiaomu is a very rational and almost demon patient. "
Gu Ma couldn't help thinking of the conversation with a psychiatrist:
The patient Xia Qiaomu is very rational and almost demon.
Even if the feelings burst out, she would be forced to suppress them herself.
For example, as a lover of Gu for ten years, she never wanted to be the first wife for ten years. Why? Is it because she doesn't want to, or because she doesn't care about seven little things? No, it's not. Because she knows the situation too well. What family is your family? What is her background? The end result is that she has rehearsed it in her mind countless times. She suppressed her feelings until she forgot that she would love someone. To put it more simply, she repressed self-injury, internal bleeding, and then recovered, scarred and died.
On the other hand, it is also a kind of self-protection. Everyone has something he wants, and some things are forgotten later, such as a designer bag or a diamond ring he likes. But if you want to forget some feelings, you will hurt yourself to forget the pain, that is indifference and cool thin. There are deep and shallow ways to love someone. Gu appeared in her life at the most embarrassing and difficult time. To put it mildly, Prince Charming suddenly appeared in front of a displaced Cinderella, as if the gods were coming. I don't think there is any girl who doesn't like Prince Charming. What's more, after ten years of companionship, this love has even melted into her bones. If she is not careful, she will both lose. Believe me, if she doesn't leave Shao Qi, it is reasonable to find that they died quietly in a big bed one day, just like a sudden flash flood, a sudden arrival is inevitable.
Xia Qiaomu, a woman who combines inferiority and cowardice with pride and self-esteem, is extremely contradictory. A proud woman can never tolerate being a shady lover, and a woman with inferiority is weak and helpless, which stems from the shadow of her childhood. I was entrusted by Gu Shao to deeply hypnotize her. To tell the truth, her childhood can really be described as horrible, and she is a sensitive and precocious child. In that case, to tell the truth, she is really rational and smart and won't grow crooked.
Treating feelings, she is extremely distrustful and has perfect thoughts, which is a common saying in fairy tales. The prince and the princess live happily together, but it is outrageous to stop suddenly, but you and I both know that life is not like this.
"So, doctor, how to cure this disease?"
"Give her enough security, visible happiness and a lot of love." At this moment, the doctor smiled. "She is still a person who can't bear love."
"Ah?"
"I mean, if you give her a cup of love, she will give you a cup of love, no more, no less, just right, no one will have emotional losses, as simple as that. In fact, she is a very simple person. If you love her, she will love you. If you hate her, she will ignore you. It's actually cute, isn't it? This is a good girl. "
As night falls and the lights are on, this ward welcomes a pair of well-dressed grandchildren, and then there is a knock at the door, and a balding old man with crutches comes in.
Gu Dad and Gu Ma respectfully shouted "Dad."
"Gu Laoge." Dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, the old man with a broad forehead and half baldness greeted him: "Xiao Jing, call someone."
"Grandpa Gu." A comely woman, wearing a black skirt and a pearl necklace, stood up and said hello.
"Sit down."
"Dad, why are you here? Sit here. " Gu Ma hurried to help.
"This is your uncle's engagement with me. Speaking of dissolution, can I come? "
He Jia's old man doesn't change his smile. "Brother, it can't be our fault. We don't know. Ah, you even have a great-grandson. "
The old man glanced at two beds. "This great-grandson daughter-in-law has been taken care of recently, and it is not appropriate for my family Xiaojing to bully you again."
Jing He's eyelids drooped, and her mouth seemed sarcastic.
Gu Ma's eyes are poisonous, too, and she can see clearly. At this moment, she said, "Uncle He, don't speak so beautifully. It's just that my son is a vegetable now, and you are always reluctant to part with your granddaughter as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. Just say it, it's not like we insist on pestering your granddaughter and widow. "
Gu dad knocked on the ground and snorted. "I'm talking to your uncle He, and you have no right to interrupt."
He is not annoyed by the purpose of being exposed. He is an old fox in the mall. The harsh words didn't make him blush, but he was still friendly. "Brother, anyway, what you said is true, but what I said is also true. No matter how you play outside, you can't play with children. Is this the reason? "
Master Gu nodded and said with a straight face, "Go ahead. Go home. "
"I really don't want my son." Gu Ma suddenly took out the marriage certificates of Gu Qijin and Qiao Mu and said angrily, "My son doesn't care about your granddaughter!" "
"I don't believe that if that woman is sober enough to know that she is going to marry a vegetable, she will agree." Jing He retorted.
"I do." In fact, the tree has been awake for several hours, just because it has been inactive for a long time and is a little weak. She used to lie down for hours, trying to figure something out.
When the oxygen mask is pulled, the tree will get out of bed when it is moving.
"Wake up, are you awake? ! "Gu Ma a surprised a at first glance, stood up and rushed up.
Qiao Mu moved his mouth, really didn't know what to call her, so he sighed and looked at Gu Qijin in another hospital bed. "I would like to be his wife." Finally, I can keep my beloved for a lifetime and live happily together, without quarreling or betrayal. This is her dream, isn't it?
But seeing Gu Qijin lying there quietly, her heart was bleeding.
"Good boy, good boy." Gu Ma straightened up and looked at He Jingfu. "Did you hear that? People are willing. "
There are business contacts between the two families. Later, they also bowed their heads and looked up. Stiffness is bad. Gu dad said a few words. He left with He Jingfu.
Gu Jia sat for a while and then said, "Chengren, your wings are hard. Have you asked my opinion about getting the marriage certificate for Lao Qi? "
Gu Chengren said nothing, hung his head and protested silently.
"Bear! You're nothing like me. I have many sons and grandchildren, but only Old Seven has my temper. Come here, girl. "
Qiao Mu was lucky enough to meet the red capitalist at the banquet. She was afraid of such an old fox, as if an old man like them could read her mind at a glance.
"Can I still eat you?" Gu laoqi said.
"No, it's not, old man, you say, I'm listening." Trees moved to the crowd, respectful way.
"Since you got this certificate, you are my family's granddaughter-in-law, representing my family's image. Pay more attention in the future. Since you promised yourself, no matter whether Lao Qi is asleep or awake, you should be honest and conscientious. I can't treat you badly. "
"I will." Trees hold the sofa back and nod gently.
When Gu He said these words, his back was always straight, as if it were bent. He watched Qi Jin and left with the help of his assistant.
Out of the door is a long sigh, "look at this dozen children and grandchildren, no one can match the old seven, I thought I spent my whole life laying the successor of this huge business empire, but I didn't expect that here, I ended up like this. If I die, these alarmist people behind me will not live, and the building will fall down ... "
In the past three months, the belly of the tree has become bigger and bigger. What she does every day is to brush Gu Qijin's body, feed her to eat and read newspapers in the morning, and then have breakfast by herself. After ten o'clock, she was lying in a rocking chair with a belly, listening to music and reading prenatal education books with Gu Qijin. "This time I have experience, little things I want to keep. You know, Gucci, in the month when I lay down, I had a dream for three and a half years. In my dream, I fell in love with another you. It's a pity that his position is more important than yours. I still can't monopolize it. You said I was unlucky. But fortunately, I came back and you became a vegetable again. Hehe, I'm not calling you a vegetable. Only if you have shortcomings can your height be lowered, and I can possess you with peace of mind, so that we can go up a storey still higher. Don't worry, I will always be good to you and tell you many stories every day, so we can live happily. "
Just then, the happy tree disappeared. The people in the hospital bed opened their eyes, and their blue eyes were as deep as the sea. Looking into her eyes, they were angry and annoyed. Finally, Hua Song sighed.
She asked Gu Qijin to move to the bedroom, and the family of three slept together at night. Now she lives a full life every day, taking care of her husband, taking care of her children and taking care of herself. She is busy, but she is happy. Every time Gu Ma comes to see her, she feels puzzled. Why is she so happy when her husband is a vegetable?
The whole day goes by like running water. In an instant, the belly of the arbor has reached the expected date of delivery. On this day, the arbor walked a hundred steps according to the doctor's instructions, panting with fatigue, and a faint blush appeared on his face. "Gucci, our child will be born soon. Wake up, I regret it. I shouldn't curse you I compromised. Even if I am your lover for the rest of my life, I will do it. As long as you wake up, I want you to hug me.
Tears pattered down. "Gucci, let me tell you the truth. I don't like you now. I like an emperor named Chu Yan. He has a domineering bad temper like you and blue eyes like you. "
Gucci's blue veins on his forehead jumped on the bed several times, and his fist was clenched under the sheets, as if he could jump up and hit people at any time.
"All right, Gucci." The tree wiped her tears. "This is just a dream. You see, even in my dream, I still like a person with a bad temper like you. Am I very ill and mean? "
My stomach hurts and the tree is clinging to the sheets. "No, Gucci, I'm going to have a baby, but, but I sent all the nurses. What shall I do, my child? "
Gucci on the bed couldn't lie down any longer, so she jumped up. "Xia Qiaomu, you woman!"
Pick it up and run outside.
The tree was dumbfounded and didn't cry out in pain. He looked straight at Gu Qijin.
"See what see, you woman! Physician, physician, Simon Wuji-"
Qiao Mu is completely confused now. He grabs Gucci's collar tightly and says, "What did you just say?"
"Ah-"But it was too late, and her water broke.
Doctors and nurses came here after hearing the news. They want Gucci to put the Christmas tree on the hospital bed. Because the tree is stubborn to death. They didn't hear the answer, so they clung to Gu Qijin's collar.
"Be a good boy and have a baby. We will have a lifetime. "
"No, you tell me who you are and where is our Xiao Jiu?"
"It's all me, it's all me. I had the same dream as you, in which we started again. "
The tree is going crazy. He didn't enter the delivery room until he gave birth to half a child. He clutched Gucci by the collar, his eyes shining like a female wolf. "The same dream, but why did I end up so miserable!"
"Xia Qiaomu, you are really." Gu Qijin couldn't help it. She roared, "All men get out of here. If the female nurse stays, she won't go into the delivery room and give birth here!"
"So, we are all back, Joe. I have a lifetime to give you happiness. "
"Ah-"The tree doesn't know whether to be happy or angry. When she worked hard, the baby in her stomach was squeezed out by her.
But the child didn't cry, and a small golden seal was tightly held in a small hand.
How long is life?
When Qiaomu died, she was lying in Gu Qijin's arms, and she was smiling.
How long is life? It will grow old before it accepts Gu Qijin's love for her.
How long is a life, full of children and grandchildren.
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