Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What are the sentences that joke you behind your back?

What are the sentences that joke you behind your back?

The embarrassing sentence for the back is:

1, too many things have happened recently, which gives me the feeling that I should fuck other people and be nice to real people from now on! Dogs that like watching jokes and gossiping can be abandoned! About playing tricks, I surrender, ga-ga ~

2, for you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you of different human beings!

3. If you come to the earth to harm people, please go to Elysium!

I can't understand those people who have been gossiping behind their backs before, but I can become bosom friends as soon as I turn around.

5. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

6. Bitch, don't speak ill of me because of jealousy, okay?

7. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

8. Relatives are really a strange relationship. I didn't do anything wrong, and I gossiped about them behind their backs. It's terrible. How to avoid it.

9. I will chat with you. Do you think I am easy to get along with? No, I hate you. Will you shut up?

10, I won't lose my temper with anyone, but no one can touch my bottom line. Remember, it's anyone.

1 1, if you are good to me, I will be good to you. If you are a wallflower or gossip, get out of here quickly, or I will make you breathless with pain.

12, I always do something with dirty hands and feet. Who are you to call others cheap?