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Who can help me sort out the relationship between the three kingdoms?
* Taoyuan Jieyi: The official history did not write that three people were married, but only mentioned that they were brothers. * Famous vessels: Qinglong crescent moon blade, Zhangba snake spear, Ji Hua, sword and other famous vessels. It's fictional. It's used to describe characters. * Zhang Fei whipped Du You: for Liu Bei. * Cao Cao offered seven-star knives: a fictional story. In fact, Cao Cao thought that Dong Zhuo would eventually be defeated and sent him back to the village overnight. * Chen Gong releases Cao Cao: Chen Gong starts to follow Cao Cao at 19 1. It is not Chen Gong who releases Cao Cao, but someone else. * The 18th Route Warlord begged Dong Zhuo: Actually, there were only 16th Route local troops, including the late general Yuan Shu, Jizhou Prefecture, Yuzhou secretariat Kong Zhou, Yizhou secretariat Liu Dai, Hanoi satrap Wang Kuang, Bohai satrap Yuan Shao, Liu Chen satrap, overseas Chinese satrap, satrap, Hebei satrap Bao Xin, Guangling satrap Juck Zhang, and Changsha. Tao Qian participated at that time and donated food, grass, money and so on. But no troops were sent. Gongsun Zan also participated in the countersignature, but he was dealing with Wu Huan instead of sending troops (Liu Bei, a well-known volunteer leader with good friendship at that time, was the agent of the suspected party). ; Kong Rong busy dealing with the yellow turban insurrectionary thief; Although Ma Teng had not accepted the appeal at that time, he did not support Dong Zhuo (Chao Ting). * Guan Yu killed Hua Xiong with warm wine: it was Hua Xiong who died in the Sun Jian rebels. * Three wars between Britain and Lu Bu: Lu Bu was repelled by Sun Jian and Liu Beijun took part in the war. * A series of stratagems: The story of losing Sim's name is not recorded in the Three Kingdoms, but Lu Bu did have an affair with Dong Zhuo's handmaid. I wonder if it is designed for Wang Yun? There are also many handmaids who are actually adopted daughters of Wang Yun. They agree with Wang Yun's strategy and are ordered by Wang Yun. Let Wang Yunxian and Dong Zhuofu be handmaids and provoke the historical records of the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu. In fact, Wang Yun did provoke the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, and secretly joined forces with Lu Bu and other ministers to defeat Dong Zhuo. The story of dixin is the title of handmaid in Wei and Jin Dynasties. Sun Jian's death: He didn't die during the siege, but because he pursued an enemy with only a few followers, was ambushed by Huang Zu and died in Yanshan. * Tao Qian: Tao Qian's personality is inconsistent with historical facts. * Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Lu Bu and the woman:' It is said that Cao Cao and Liu Bei joined hands to surround Lu Bu in Xiapi. Guan Yu, Lu Yi of Qin Dynasty, one of Lu Bu's men, asked Cao Cao to give him his wife. Guan Yu also had worldly desires. * Liu Huangshu Liu Bei: Strengthen the expression that Liu Bei was "defending the Han Dynasty" and Cao Cao was a "national thief" who abused power and usurped the country, and there is evidence that Liu Bei was related to the emperor of the Han Dynasty. Liu Bei was the last royal family in the Western Han Dynasty, but his seniority was not necessarily higher than that of Xian Di. * Xuzhou punished Che Zhou: what Liu Bei did. * Tu Shan Three Events: Guan Yu was defeated and captured, but there must be "Tu Shan Three Events". Red hare: Red hare disappeared after Lu Bu's defeat. Later Cao Cao gave the horse to Guan Yu. * Wen Chou: Wen Chou died in Cao Jun's rebellion * Sun Ce's death: he was assassinated by an assassin, not because Yu Ji scared Sun Ce to death. * Go through five hurdles and kill six generals: a fictional story. After Guan Yu left Cao Cao, he didn't go through five customs, and Kong Xiu, Meng Tan, Han Fu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Chyi Chin were not recorded in the history books. * The ancient city beheaded Cai Yang: What did Liu Bei do? * Xu Shu's wisdom: Xu Shu is rarely recorded in the official history. * Xu Shu entered the Cao Cao camp: Cao Cao marched south, Xu Shu fled with Liu Beinan, Xu Mu was captured in the mutinous soldiers, and Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered the Cao Cao camp. * Burning Wang Bo: What did Liu Bei do? Zhuge Liang was not out of the mountain at that time. * Seven in and seven out of Changbanpo: it should be Changbanpo. Zhaoyun only escorted Liu Bei's family to retreat, and there was no such thing as seven in and seven out. * Mrs. Mi jumped into the well: According to official records, Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were safe in Dangyang. Nagano Bridge Roars: Zhang Fei broke the bridge first, then roared. Cao Cao and others were not present. Scared Xiahou Jie to death, which is an exaggeration. * Liu Cong was killed: after he gave it to Jingzhou, Cao Cao appointed him as the secretariat of Qingzhou and made him a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao suggested becoming a doctor. * Confucianists' dispute: Although only the meeting between Zhuge Liang and Sun Quan was recorded, the warring factions and pacifists in Soochow are increasingly contending. Zhuge Liang sent envoys, one for saving money and the other for lobbying. * Zhou Yuzhi counts Jiang Gan: Actually, Jiang Gan failed to lobby Zhou Yu before. * Inspire Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu already wanted to fight, but Cao Zhi didn't write "Ode to a Bronze Quetai". Cao Cao's occupation of Wu Dong Second Bridge is a folk rumor. Du Mu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, wrote in the poem Red Cliff: "The east wind is not convenient for Zhou Lang, and Tongque Spring locks the Second Bridge (Joe). Although it is a timeless quatrain, the second half sentence comes from the allusion of "holding Er Qiao in the southeast and enjoying it in the morning and evening" in Cao Zhi's Ode to Tongquetai. In fact, the full text of "Tongquetai Fu" is recorded in "The History of the Three Kingdoms", but there is no such sentence at all, which is purely a forgery by later generations. It can be seen that this biography has been handed down in the Tang Dynasty. Borrow an arrow from a straw boat: there is no such thing. A similar incident happened in the battle between Sun Quan and Ru Xuwu. * Bitter plan: There is indeed a fake surrender to Huang Gai, but there should be no bitter plan. * Pang Tong offered a series of tricks: The series of tricks was Cao Cao's decision, and Pang Tong had never participated in Battle of Red Cliffs. * Kong Ming asks for the east wind: it is pure fiction. During the winter solstice, there are many southeast winds in Jiangdong. * Huarong said: Liu Bei once chased Cao Cao, and Cao Cao was defeated, but he came late and Cao Ran took him away. * Battle of Red Cliffs: Cao's boat burning happened in the Wulin. * South County Dispute: It didn't happen. After Zhou Yu's death, Sun Quan lent Nanjun to Liu Bei. * Guan Yu beat Huang Zhong: Liu Bei was in Jingnan, and the four county governors surrendered, so Huang Zhong surrendered with Changsha prefect Han Xuan. Marriage between Sun and Liu: The marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei is only one of political marriages, and there is no color of love between men and women, and there is no later Mrs. Sun to throw herself into the river. * Losing his wife and losing his soldiers: Sun Quan failed to adopt Zhou Yu's honey trap. * Zhou Yu is narrow-minded: although the history books record Zhou Yu's rational style towards his colleagues. But Zhou Yu also secretly counted Liu Bei several times. * San Yu: Zhou Yu died before going to Xishu. However, when Zhou Yu plotted against Liu Bei, he saw through Zhou Yu's death for Kong Ming: Zhou Yu died of illness in Baqiu. * Hanging Zhou Yu: It was Pang Tong who hanged Zhou Yu, not Zhuge Liang. Zhou Yu and Kong Ming: During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang was in Lingling area. * Ma Chao raised troops: Ma Chao raised troops to attack Cao Cao, but his father Ma Teng, who was taken hostage in Xuchang, was killed by Cao Cao. * Cut the beard and abandon the robe: the battle is really fierce. Cao Cao has lost several games. When defeated, the morale of the army collapsed, and all the generals were afraid and very down and out; But the official history must abandon the robe and not wear scissors. * Zhang Songxian's map: Liu Bei wanted to ask the soldiers, horses, grain and money in Zhang Song, so Zhang Song drew a map for Liu Bei. Luo Fengpo: Pang Tong was killed by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng. * Ma Chao hit Zhang Fei: Ma Chao privately wrote to Liu Bei asking for surrender * Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander in chief of Hanzhong, and Fa was the staff officer. * Planning to seize the sky and shake the mountains: pure fiction. * Five Tiger Generals: Liu Bei didn't name him "Five Tiger Generals" because the Biographies of Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and Huang Zhong were placed in the same chapter in The History of the Three Kingdoms. Later people called it Shu Five Tigers. Pass for five tigers; If it's called "General Five Tigers". Not one person and one family. The romance of the Three Kingdoms is the same. It is also a public work of later generations. * Zhou Cang and Hu Ban: fictional characters, not recorded in history. * Guan Yu's Single Knife Club: an official banquet hosted by Lu Su and Guan Yu. * Curettage: At this time, Hua Tuo had died for two years and was a general military doctor. * The Seventh Army was flooded: Guan Yu went to the Northern Expedition, and Cao Cao was sent to the Forbidden City to lead the Seventh Army in tackling key problems, but he still could not defeat Guan Yu. It's autumn, the rain is continuous, and the Hanshui River is soaring. Although it was the weather, Guan Yu did make good use of the situation. He not only saved his own army, but also used the water potential to lead the army to pieces. He used his troops steadily and was invincible, and he lost many battles. Cao Cao deeply trusted him and regarded him as his right-hand man, with both wisdom and courage, as a general. Capture pounds. Great victory! And led the army to attack and conquered Fancheng several times; Coss, a brave and famous general in Wei army, was also afraid. He once wanted to abandon the city and flee! * Guan Yu refused to surrender to Maicheng: There is no record of Dai Li's explicit refusal to surrender in history, only the record of Guan Yu's false surrender on the river table and his attempt to break through (and the historical materials on the river table have attracted many historians' doubts). ), other historical records record that Dai Guan Yu did not surrender and surrendered. When Guan Yu tried his best to break through to defeat, he could not die. * Yuquan sage, pursuing life Lv Meng: Yuquan sage changed to yuquan temple to build a temple. In the Tang Dynasty, Lv Meng died of illness. * 72 Suspected grave: Cao Cao was buried in Gaoling. * Guan Ping: Guan Yu's son, not his son, joined the army, and his name only appeared twice in the History of the Three Kingdoms. * Guan Xing: Weak crown (nearly 20 years old) died several years after the battle of Yiling, because he was only a senior assistant of China army and China army. * Guan Suo: It only appears in unofficial history. * Zhang Bao: Although she died young, she left a son, Zhang Zun; Death in the prime of life is also called "premature death" (such as Zhou Yu and Guo Jia). Shangshu Zhang Zun went to Mianzhu with Zhuge Zhan to fight Wargo and died in battle. * Pan Zhang's death: Pan Zhang made a meritorious military service for Sun Quan in the battle of Yiling, slashing Feng and others, and died in 234 * Bai Di entrusted the orphans: Liu Bei entrusted Zhuge Liang and Li Yan on his deathbed, but there is still a sentence that Liang said (to Zhuge Liang): "You are only ten times as good as Cao Pi, you will be safe and secure, and you will eventually achieve something. If the heir can supplement it, supplement it; If he is incompetent, you can bear it yourself. The main situation is the same. Eight-array diagram v. Lu Xun: Eight-array diagram is a kind of art of war. * Seven captures of Meng Huo: There is no record of seven captures of Meng Huo in the Annals of the Three Kingdoms, but Pei Songzhi said "seven captures and seven verticals" when quoting the Spring and Autumn Annals of the Han and Jin Dynasties, and the specific process is not recorded. * Six trips to Qishan: Zhuge Liang cut Wei five times, and only went to Qishan for the first time and the fourth time. * "After the Teacher's Watch": It is generally believed that it was falsely entrusted by future generations, not Zhuge Liang. * Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang: Zhuge Liang was not responsible for the first three northern expeditions. Angry Cao Zhen: Cao Zhen died in Luoyang. * Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang: Wang Lang died of illness in 228 and did not go out with the army. * Zhuge Liang used troops: Zhuge Liang's achievements in using troops were not as dazzling as his achievements in governing Shu. * Burning Valley Above: Zhuge Liang defeated Wei Jun in Lucheng, and Sima Yi only saved the camp with his body. The Three Kingdoms did not mention what tactics were used to break Wei Jun, and there was no big difference between Shaanxi rural legends and romance; Above the valley, when it comes to gourd valley, it is suspected of halogen (ㄌㄨ; The city's nickname * Seven-Star Lantern Continues Life: During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the historical biography was created by Kong Ming. In history, Kong Ming is also proficient in Zhouyi, divination, eight hanging, five elements, astronomy, stargazing and so on. Scholars in Wei and Jin dynasties often take this as a surprise and spread it as a different talk. * The death of Zhuge Liang scared away the living Zhong Da: it did happen, and it was not Zhuge Liang's legacy. It is recorded in Hanshu, Jin Shu, Chunqiu that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army retreated secretly without mourning, and Sima Yi noticed it and led the army to catch up. When the two armies approached, the Shu generals Jiang Wei and Yang Yi ordered the Shu army to feint at the flag, but Sima Yi dared not approach and had to retreat, and the Shu army went into the valley to send out obituaries. At that time, there was a joke in Shu that Zhuge died and lived. * Wei Yan rebelled and was killed by Ma Dai: Wei Yan was at odds with Yang Yi, and the struggle failed and he was defeated and killed.
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