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Love Sick

First, I let myself go again and again, and finally I am alone.

Second, no one loves you very much, just chasing you desperately in the street, just like your back.

Third, after all, you didn't stay a word, so why should I deceive myself?

I need an unforgettable feeling to forget this heartbreaking love.

Don't give up a man who doesn't know how to cherish you, let alone continue to pay your tenderness and love.

The most terrible thing is to tell your best friend the truth, but she tells it as a joke.

Seven, once naive, cruel reality, let me know: the hypocrisy of the world, people's indifference!

Eight, don't say you lost everything, because you still have me.

Nine, you cook, I wash the dishes, and sharing housework will be more loving. You don't have to keep tying people to some housework.

Ten, when one day you find that I no longer cry, no longer make trouble, no longer lose my temper with you, that's when you lose me.

Eleven, dazzling white, let me understand what is pure harm.

12. Do you know the mood I wrote for you, the signature I changed for you, and the invisibility I set for you?

Thirteen, wake up. You are by my side. I really hope this is not a dream.

If you still care about me, don't let me know anyway.

Fifteen, it's just that women are infatuated easily. Always trapped by love

Sixteen, woman, give you a big tree, you rely on it, give you any man, you dare to ask for it. Isn't it? Zan de Li Hua

The truth about girlfriends.

I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.

Second, my dear kitten, don't sleep so late at night. Go to bed early. Only when you sleep well will you become more and more beautiful.

Third, when you are sick, I think there is no life in this world. Get better quickly!

Fourth, happiness is a good medicine to cure depressed mind. Happiness is the best friend. If you deal with your best friend more, you will gain a lot. Happiness is a kind of wealth. The tighter you hold it, the brighter it will be. Friend, I wish you happiness every day!

The sun burns for you, the moon rises for you and the stars twinkle for you. I have been standing for a long time because of you, and I don't want to leave. I just want to accompany you to the end of my life and never give up.

6. Time can't put out the wine of missing, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Dreams have been planted, good wishes have been made, and happiness will be passed on to you together. I hope you will be happier when you receive the text message!

Seven, fate, when she came quietly, there was a faint feeling, a feeling like being gently brushed by the wind, and an inexplicable sense of happiness. I hope you can feel my love.

Dear baby, the weather has turned cold recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk before going to bed, then apply some hand cream and cover with a thick quilt.

I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.

Baby, remember to get up in the morning, drink a cup of boiled water (pure water) first, and then have breakfast. This is the real good way to lose weight.

Eleven, a heart-to-heart meeting, a beautiful oath, we have experienced vicissitudes together, years, fleeting time, I weave a beautiful flower with wordless words, pin my blessing on your skirt, dear, when I can't see you, how are you!

Twelve, as long as you have been by my side, other things are no longer important. The male girlfriend said stupidly.

Thirteen, do you know that my loneliness for a hundred years is only for you, and my love song for one thousand and one nights is only for you?

Baby, it's cold. Remember to put on more clothes, okay? Eat on time, go out less if you have nothing to do, and cover yourself at night. Don't give me the cold. Be obedient

15. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

Sixteen, when it is cold, don't forget to bless. No matter whether the snow is flying or the sky is clear in Wan Li, I have my concern for you. I must pay attention to my health in changeable weather. Health and happiness belong to you.

17. Every message is a short love letter, bearing endless thoughts. I hope you will feel happy after receiving the message.

Eighteen, send you a basket of fruit blessings: you are safe and prosperous, oranges are fine, pears want to come true, apricots are happy, persimmons are smooth, nuclear families are happy, berries are troublesome, sweet as sugarcane, and lucky as grapes! Happy every day!

Nineteen, it rained, and suddenly the sun appeared; Originally calm and wave-free, suddenly the wind suddenly blew; Life was originally pale, but suddenly it was full of color. Everything, because of your appearance, makes my world full of vitality and excitement in an instant!

Twenty, a thousand roses for you, love yourself. Send you 1000 paper cranes to keep your troubles away from you. Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you. Give you a thousand pistachios, and let a good mood find you every day.

Twenty-one, send you a cup of morning tea: take fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle reminders as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and generous tolerance as cups. Let's drink to your good mood all day and good luck all season!

Twenty-two, you are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time!

Tell my boyfriend the truth.

Tell my boyfriend the truth.

1. The greatest luck in this life is to know you. I will hold you tight and love you.

2, because of you, I feel very happy, if not the happiest woman in the world, but also the second happiest woman in the world, anyway, I am very happy.

You can quarrel in the future, but you can't break up. We can stick to each other, but we can't entangle each other. We can make fun of each other, but we must not abandon you. I will take care of you and don't want to lose you. We can be duplicitous, but we can guess each other's hearts.

I want a long-term love, so I want to hear you say, thank you, respect you and forgive you.

5. I hope that we will be together forever, regardless of cold and heat, spring, summer, autumn and winter; We should write the legend of love, love is not old.

6. I hope we can talk about an everlasting love; I want you to make a ring with evergreen branches and propose to me among the flowers, saying that you will never change your vows to me; I want the moon to be our elder to prove our feelings.

7. I hope we can live happily; I'll make breakfast early in the morning. When I come back, you can accompany me to go out for running and exercise before eating breakfast. Have a stable job and work hard every day; In the evening, we will go for a walk together (to prevent me from getting fat); In life, if we have a quarrel, I hope we can endure each other, think that each other is our favorite, and then break all the unhappiness with a grimace.

8. I hope that after 50 years, the old man who is with me will still be you. You are still willing to hold me in your arms, just like now, and don't dislike it.

9. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

10, we want to count the stars under the night sky, we want to recall our meeting, acquaintance and love on the path until now; We have to wait for the love in the afterlife in front of the evergreen tree.

1 1, we are one of happiness; You can't abandon me when I am old, you should know our promise; Even when you are old, you should exercise and smile every day.

12, honey, are you asleep? Do you know I'm thinking about you?

13, do you still remember that when you were sad, I was sadder than you, and I was so sad.

14. Don't say goodbye when you are still going on. Now I can endure all the pain just to be happy with you.

15. From now on, my world won't allow you to disappear.

Tell my girlfriend the truth.

First of all, my friendly invitation is entirely up to you. You are happy, and I am happy. I wish you a happy day.

Second, I condensed my thoughts about you into autumn dew, and every drop soaked my most sincere wishes to you, wishing my dear happiness forever.

Third, as long as I see you, my heart is full of joy; Just hearing your voice is like taking a sip of sweet spring; As long as I think of you, I will have infinite strength. As long as you are happy, I will bless you in the distance.

Fourth, face it with a saint's mind, control it with a scientific method, nourish the stomach with the emperor's royal diet, wash the lungs with clean air, sleep with the baby's feelings, and bask in the bright sunshine, and the disease will retreat actively.

Honey, put on more clothes. Cooling is necessary. Be careful of catching cold. The injection hurts.

Sixth, it is very bitter to say goodbye to each other. Tears of joy are sad, and a kiss, a smile and a cry are long-lasting feelings. Our hearts know each other, the ends of the earth are together, and the moon is like my heart, which has lasted for a long time!

Seven, kiss, don't you want to lose weight? At lunch, eat less rice and more vegetables. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.

Sometimes I am busy, sometimes I forget, sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy, but anyway, I will remember to miss you, your friend, put on warm clothes in cold weather, and don't freeze!

Nine, there is a flower called Happy Dandelion. One day, I blew it out with a happy mood. It floats in front of you with full happiness and joy. I hope you will be happy from this second! Wouldn't it be nice to have my concern?

Ten, such as a sound, is the breeze blowing dew; Appreciate a painting, which is a long moon dotted with stars; Intoxicated, the valley is filled with orchids; Bless a friend, it is you who smiles at the text message!

I think we will be together. I'm waiting for you to fulfill your promise to me. I feel very happy. I am no longer a lonely wandering fish. I have a shore to spend, and you are at one end of the shore.

12. Blow a wisp of Xia Feng to make you cool for a season; Send a bunch of summer flowers, may you dance happily; Send a pool of lotus pond, may you taste the fragrance of life; Order a short message and send mints to your heart. Happy summer!

Thirteen, it's cold, I can't make your cotton-padded clothes; It's hot, I can't be your air conditioner; It's raining, I can't be your umbrella; It's snowing, so I can't make gloves for you. But I have a heart that no one can love you. I hope my love can bring you the most satisfactory happiness! Have fun!

Fourteen, the coup of heatstroke prevention at home: it is cooler to take a warm bath; Slow down and avoid strenuous activities; Close your eyes and take a nap to lower the temperature; Wearing cotton clothes is good for perspiration. Cold water washing wrist lowers blood temperature.

Fifteen, there is a distance in the world, called the ends of the earth; There is a kind of love in the world, which is to accompany you to the old age; There is a short message in the mobile phone, which has just been received; There is a greeting in my heart: May you be well!

Sixteen, there is a kind of friendship, still simple; There is a kind of trust that I still miss after many years; There is a greeting, clear and faint but most sincere; There is a friendship, you don't have to talk about it, but you get the message!

Seventeen, dear baby, how have you been recently? Did you miss me? Take good care of yourself, take good care of yourself.

18. May my greetings be like a breeze, blowing away your summer heat and troubles; May my care be like spring water, nourishing your thirsty heart in summer; May my reminder be like a drizzle, dripping dry the sweat of your summer struggle; May my blessing be like cold beer, warming your beautiful summer lingering; Summer is here, I wish you a smooth and safe life every day, and be happy when you are happy!

My dear kitten, don't sleep so late at night. Go to bed early. Only when you sleep well will you become more and more beautiful.

Twenty, although only two weeks have passed, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I can't help thinking of you and secretly comparing other girls with you. Don't worry, no one can compete with you! I miss you!

2 1. The beauty of poetry lies in arousing the inner romance, the brilliance of prose lies in echoing the soul, the charm of novel lies in prolonging the expectation of life, and the charm of SMS lies in reminding you that it is a kind of happiness to be remembered this summer! send one's regards to

After knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.

I miss you on Monday, miss you on Tuesday, continue to miss you on Wednesday, miss you deeply on Thursday, and miss you on Friday because I want to see you. A week's thoughts turn into beautiful pieces at the weekend, because you are around.