Some humorous sentences in life

Drinking is like drinking soup. This person works in industry and commerce!

Drinking is like drinking water. Friends must be in the Construction Committee!

Don't be persuaded to drink, work must be in court!

Let's raise our glasses to celebrate. This man must be a policeman!

Can do 225 in one bite, this person must be from the country!

I'm not drunk after drinking eight taels. This man is a fucking national tax!

Don't shout tired for three meals a day, these brothers are all local taxes!

If you get drunk every day, you won't get hurt. Your brother may be in town!

You can drink a catty at first, and it must be the People's Liberation Army!

Liquor, beer and red wine must be the first!

Don't be afraid to drink anything, the leader must be in the National People's Congress!

Drinking all day without complaining, my brother is in the government!

I was drinking all night, and my brother works in CPPCC!

Drinking and talking about friendship are definitely brothers!

If you don't drink seriously, it may be a doctor.

Documents issued by the central government,

Read down layer by layer,

Go to the restaurant until noon,

Practice mahjong when you are full,

Ordinary people have opinions,

Knock out your teeth and swallow them.