A funny joke.

Jokes that make people laugh are as follows:

1. One day, the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, come down, or I will kill all the cocks here and make your life worse than death. The hen smiled and said yes, haha, finally we can find the duck.

2. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I want to beat you up for fear of getting into trouble!

A fat friend once went to kindergarten to hold a parent-teacher meeting for her daughter. They are all sitting on plastic stools. Unexpectedly, he leveled his daughter's pleasant goat stool. He was embarrassed. His daughter is crying badly. Fortunately, a little boy took out his bear-sized stool, but the moment he sat down, the little boy regretted it.

4. Climbing the mountain with my brother and the goddess, when I climbed to the no-man's land, the goddess told me next to my ear, can your brother go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water? How is that possible? Am I a fool not to fight for such a good performance opportunity? He breathed a sigh of relief and rushed down the hill.

5, the master caught a cold and read the classics casually; Big brother caught a cold and made a somersault; When I caught a cold, I danced back to shovel; You have a cold, so don't go out. Second brother, you have a cold, and the whole world is worried. That's great.

6. Xiaoling has a problem. She goes to bed as soon as class begins. Let me touch her after class. In class today, the teacher suddenly asked her to answer questions. I touched her in a hurry. This contact is not important. She stretched and went out the back door. When she opened her eyes, it was too late to find that something was wrong. She hurried back to the classroom and found all her classmates and teachers stunned.

7. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, just because I won't, let alone lose money.

8. Dude, I can't boil again. Please give me some money as soon as possible. Your virtue is in full swing, and our friendship is like a raging river. I will pay you back sooner or later.

9. There is one thing I must do at once. What's the matter? I miss you.

10, my mother told me today, girl, you can't be fat anymore. You see, you are a gourd in underwear and a pear without underwear. My dad said, nonsense, our daughter is also bumpy, obviously a lotus root, a section of fat.