How to joke with the boss without the boss thinking you are crazy?

1. When the leader sleeps, I stand guard. I don’t tell who he sleeps with.

2. It starts with appearance, respects talent, suits the character, lasts with kindness, and ends with character.

3. I will stop the leader’s drinking and dedicate his life to the party.

4. You are so handsome and invincible that you have charmed millions of girls. You were the one who abandoned Brigitte Lin and got rid of Diana, and is known as the love killer.

5. All the fair ladies praised me, and I missed you until dawn.

6. The leader’s courage is our drinking capacity, and the leader’s expression is our mood.

7. Leaders are sincere and sincerely gather many people. You and I communicate with each other, just like a family.

8. Confidence in the world can be traced back to a pen, writing can be used anywhere in the world, and martial arts can be used anywhere in the world. A hero can be found in the world.

9. Your clothes are beautiful, and your lips are even more beautiful.

10. When the leader speaks, I applaud, causing a roar in the audience.

11. The leader’s encouragement is our motivation, and the leader’s ideas are our practices.

12. Your beauty, your beauty, is like the flowers in spring, whether it is in the mountains or by the stream, it makes people intoxicated.

13. When the leader eats, I taste it first to see if the food is cool.

14. Leaders work hard, which is obvious to everyone. They get up early and work late, and publish countless articles.

15. A good man in the new era is one who can handle the kitchen and the hall, be more amusing than gangsters, and be able to seduce the mother-in-law.

16. You are so tastefully dressed, and you are not an ordinary person at first glance.

17. Playing cards well means you are smart. Playing cards well means you have clear thinking. Playing cards carefully means you understand the economy. Playing cards without fear of explosion means you are brave. Being silent when you win means you are brave. The city is deep, they will not surrender if they lose, and they have a strong sense of competition.

18. The candle illuminates the world, you can see thousands of miles clearly, the rain and dew are all living things, and the trees are covered with flowers in all directions. The dragon walks and the tiger steps, which is better than Song Yu. Your sleeves are refreshing, your face is that of an angel, and a pear tree is full of pear blossoms.

19. I heard that you are very eloquent, and today I met you and you are indeed well-deserved.

20. Your graceful grace, charming appearance, charming and decent manners, and elegant and generous conversation made me admire you from the very beginning.

21. The beauty comes out of the southern country, glowing like a hibiscus. The white teeth will never grow, and the sweet heart will remain empty.

22. Talented and knowledgeable.

23. The hanging hooks of the jade are in full swing, and the spring water of the blue pool is warm and melting. Ordinary scales dare not swallow the fragrant bait, knowing that it is the king who is fishing for the dragon.