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Ask for a fairy tale of several bears.

1, bear's mead

Mother Bear gave Xiong Er several cans of honey, which was the bear's favorite.

The bear couldn't bear to eat it all at once. Every time I eat, I only take a spoonful. He only eats a spoonful every day, but a jar of honey is quickly eaten up.

Looking at the second jar of honey, bear thought, I have to cook more and more, and I can't finish it.

So he dug a hole in the ground and planted a honey pot. Hey, maybe he can plant a honey tree, which is full of honey pots. If you want to eat, you can take off a pot and eat enough.

Every day, the bear goes to see if the honey tree has sprouted.

One day, two days, three days. . . . Many days passed, but nothing happened.

Other bears laughed at him and said, "Honey is not a sapling. How can it grow?" .

Little bear ignores them and just looks after his own land every day. However, when everyone has new honey, the bear's honey tree has not germinated, let alone produced honey pots.

Everyone said that the bear wasted a jar of honey.

The bear finally couldn't help it He tore open the soil and saw that the honey pot was still intact and the lid was tightly closed.

The bear was very disappointed. He opened the lid and immediately, a bouquet of wine floated out. It's really delicious! It's delicious!

It turned out that his Sophora japonica honey became Sophora japonica honey wine.

The bear took a bite, hey! Sweet and fragrant, I'm drunk.

All the bears gathered around, and they all wanted to taste the mead.

The bear proudly said, "OK, no problem, but you have to bring a can of honey in exchange for my spoonful of mead."

Everyone is very willing, because sweet mead is too tempting. Of course, you should try something you haven't eaten.

Now, the bear has many cans of honey, which can be eaten slowly until next year.

2. The bear cried.

At noon, when the sun was blazing, the bear black rice was so hungry that he decided to go to the bamboo forest to find food himself.

Just out of the house, black rice was startled by the burning sun. "The sun is so big! Do you want me to hold a sun umbrella? " So, black rice went home and took a colorful sun umbrella. "Let's go now!" ""goo goo ~ "His stomach growled again.

Holding a flower umbrella, humming a ditty all the way, I soon arrived at my destination. Black rice looked at the whole bamboo forest in front of him and could not help cheering: "I can have a full meal!" " With that, he threw down his umbrella and couldn't wait to pick the tender bamboo.

"ah! It's delicious ... "Black rice is eating, looking for, and getting farther and farther. Suddenly, his stomach swelled like a big ball, "Hiccup ~ Hiccup ~ so full! It's dark, too. It's time to go home. " So he hummed a song with satisfaction and was ready to go home.

Suddenly, he found that the sun umbrella was missing. "Hey? Where is my sun umbrella? Why is it missing? That's my favorite umbrella! " Black rice looked around quickly, but didn't see it.

It's getting dark and I can't see the way. Black rice was in a hurry, thinking: don't talk about the sun umbrella, I can't even find my way home. "Oooo ~ oooo ~" He was so anxious that he sobbed. "What should I do? I lost my umbrella and I lost myself! " It's too dark to see my fingers, and black rice is as anxious as ants on hot bricks. "Wow, wow," he cried.

"Black rice! Black rice! Is that you? I'm mom, where are you? " Black rice saw someone coming with a flashlight in the distance. "Mom, it's mom, mom! I am here! "

He rushed to hug his mother. "Mom, I lost the umbrella you gave me. Sorry! " "Mother gently touched the head of the black rice and smiled and said," It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you lose your umbrella, as long as you are safe. Remember to go home before dark! " "

3. Lulu the Lazy Bear

Lulu the bear is a lazy child. Every day, she sleeps, eats and plays.

One day, it came to play in the forest again, playing and playing, and was hungry.

It happened that there were many small berries in the bush, so it picked them and ate them. Soon, it ate a lot of fruit and was full.

After eating, the bear began to sleep.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Snoring too loudly attracted wolves. The wolf saw the sleeping bear Lulu and caught it easily.

The lazy bear was caught by the wolf and realized how serious the consequences of his laziness were. It desperately called for help, but the animals in the forest didn't hear it.

Children, we can't be as lazy as Lulu Xiong in the story. We should be a good boy living a healthy life, exercise our basic survival ability, and get out of danger when encountering danger.

Step 4 give the bear a kiss

The bear drew a picture.

"This painting makes me feel very happy." Seeing the hen standing not far away, the bear cried, "Hello, this photo is for my grandmother. Would you like to bring it to her? "

"Yes, I have." Said the hen.

The hen rushed to grandma bear's house. Grandma Bear was very happy when she saw the picture of Little Bear and hung it on the wall. Then she picked up the hen and kissed it on the back.

"This kiss is for the bear." She said, "Do you want to bring it to him?"

"I'm glad to bring it to him." Said the hen, jumping out of grandma bear's arms and running to bear's home. On the way, she met some friends and stopped to chat.

"Hello, I brought a kiss to bear, which was given by his grandmother. Can you take it to him, frog? "

"Very good." Said the frog.

The hen kissed the frog on the back, and the frog began to run to the bear's home. But he jumped and jumped, met a pond and stopped to swim. Seeing the cat lying on the shore, the frog shouted, "Hi, cat, I brought a kiss to the bear, which was given by his grandmother." Can you take it to the bear? Hi! I am here, in the pond. To get this kiss. "

The bear separated the fish.

In the big forest behind the mountain, there lived a mother bear. She has two children.

These two little bears are going on a trip. The mother bear held them in her arms and said, "My children, when you are outside, you must be friendly and don't quarrel." Reluctantly, she sent them to the edge of the forest and went back.

Two little bears left, and day after day passed, and the dry food they brought with them was finished.

Brother Xiong said, "Brother, I am very hungry!" " "He began to cry.

Brother bear replied angrily, "I'm hungrier than you." Brother bear had to follow him forward. After a long walk, they bought a cake with what little money they had left. When a fox slipped out from behind the tree, the two brothers quarreled about eating more cakes.

The fox asked, "Hey, boys, what are you arguing about?"

They told the reason for the quarrel.

The fox said, "That's it!" This is easy to handle. I'll give you a share to ensure fairness and reasonableness. "

The two little bears didn't understand the fox and gave him the cake.

The fox divided the cake into two pieces, but one was big and the other was small.

Brother Xiong cried as soon as he saw it: "You got a big piece and a small piece!" " "

The fox said, "Don't worry! Let's divide it into the same size now. " After that, he took a bite of the big one, and this cake became smaller than that one.

The fox said to the bear, "What do you think?"

Brother Xiong cried when he saw it: "No, that cake is bigger than this!" " "

The fox took another big bite of the cake. This cake is smaller than this one. ..... So the two ports bit each other, and finally, there was only a little cake left. So, the fox handed these two small cake bumps to two little bears and said, "This time, they are the same size. Here you are. " Say that finish and run.

Will this biscuit fill your stomach? Two little bears growled with hunger. At this time, they remembered their mother's words and realized that they had been taken in by the fox.