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A humorous copy of the murder.

Look at your place.

With different facial features, no one obeys anyone.

2. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

5. If today's girl walks in the ancient street and is dragged back by the emperor to wait on the bedroom and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of cheating the monarch or something?

6. Beautiful people are easy to forgive even if they make mistakes. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

8. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.

9. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

10. Every time I take a history exam, I feel guilty because I am afraid to change history myself. 1 1. Every time I want to quit, I always comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and if God wants me to be fat, I will give myself to fate!

12. When seeing a doctor. The doctor's this

Three sentences can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you are seriously ill; But it can still be cured; But it costs a lot of money!

People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they just want to get rid of poverty.

14. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.

15. It's the tourist season again. If the monthly income is below 1 10,000, please choose domestic tour; Monthly income is lower than

Five thousand, please choose to travel in the province; If the monthly income is less than two thousand, please choose sleepwalking!

16. I'm a mature person. I don't eat when I'm angry.

I really hope that someone I like can buy it with money, so I can really give up completely.

Eighteen. Obviously a rich man.

In the second generation, I went to work to earn money myself. You can drive a luxury car, but you are crowded with buses every day. I can eat by my face, and I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

19. My dog must think that the takeaway brother who brings me fast food every noon is my master.

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If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

Procrastination is not a disease, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

Twenty-two In ancient times, pharmacies would hang a couplet: I hope everyone in the world will not get sick, and I would rather put the medicine on the shelf to produce dust; But now, pharmacies will hang a big banner: all medicines are available.

38 yuan delivers eggs.

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23. Why do people always like nostalgia so much and miss childhood so much? Mainly because when I was a child, I was not so obviously poor and ugly compared with my friends around me.

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