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What funny and reasonable stories are suitable for first-year students? Our teacher asked us to tell a story to the first-year students next week.

I'll give you three inspiring stories. Of course, how to play with them is your own business.

1, other people's mouth, your way

A group of frogs competed who could climb the tallest tower. The competition started. A large group of frogs looked at the tall iron tower and said, "This is too difficult! We will never climb to the top of the tower! " "This tower is too high! We can't succeed! " Hearing this, some frogs gave up. Looking at the frog that continued to climb, everyone continued to say, "This is too difficult! No one can climb to the top of the tower ... "

In this way, holding hands with each other, more and more frogs withdrew from the competition. But they climbed higher and higher, and finally reached the finish line. All the other frogs want to know, how did this frog do it? So I ran to ask, and found that the frog was deaf!

Revelation: the mouth belongs to others, but life is your own!

2. People's words are awesome

Once upon a time, a father and son went to the market to sell donkeys. The donkey walked in front, and the father and son followed. When the villagers saw it, they all laughed: "What a fool! How nice it is to ride a donkey, but walking on this dusty road. "

"yes! That's right! " Father thinks it makes sense. "Son, get on the donkey! I will follow you and won't let you fall! "

At this moment, my father's friend came over. "Ah! Hey! It's nothing to let the children ride on donkeys and walk by themselves! Spoil the child now, and you will get it later! For the sake of children's health, they should be told to walk! "

"oh! Yes! Makes sense. " So the father put the child down and rode on the donkey's back, and the child hobbled beside him.

Soon, I met a man who said in a reproachful tone, "Ouch! It's a pity that there is such a cruel father in the world, riding on the donkey's back easily, but letting the children walk! "

The father felt justified, so he let the child ride on the donkey's back, and the donkey carried both of them forward at the same time.

Passers-by saw it and said, "I have never seen such a cruel person, and let such a weak animal carry two people." Poor donkey! " "

Father thought so, and they jumped off the donkey's back at once, but what should they do to avoid gossip?

Thinking about it, the father and son had to tie up the donkey and carry it with a stick. People who saw this scene froze. "What a strange man!"

Thinking: As the saying goes, "Go your own way and let others talk", but unfortunately this father and son can't do it.

3, the value of the stone

A little boy who grew up in an orphanage often asked the dean pessimistically, "What's the point of an unwanted child like me living?" The dean always laughs without answering.

One day, the dean handed the boy a stone and said, "Tomorrow morning, you will take this stone to the market to sell, but it is not really for sale." . Remember, no matter how much money others pay, you must never sell it. "

The next day, the boy squatted in the corner of the market with a stone, and unexpectedly found that many people were curious about his stone, and the price was getting higher and higher. Back to the hospital, the boy excitedly reported to the dean, who smiled and asked him to take it to the gold market for sale tomorrow. In the gold market, someone paid 10 times more than yesterday to buy this stone.

Finally, the dean asked the children to take the stones to the gem market for display. As a result, the value of the stone rose by 10 times, and because the boy didn't sell it at all, it was spread as a "rare treasure".

The boy excitedly returned to the orphanage with a stone, told the dean everything and asked why. The dean didn't laugh, looked at the child and said slowly, "The value of life is like this stone, which has different meanings in different environments." An unremarkable stone, because of your cherish and reluctance to sell, has enhanced its value and been passed down as a rare treasure. Don't you like this stone? As long as you value yourself and cherish yourself, life is meaningful and valuable. "

Feeling: If you take yourself seriously, others will look down on you even more. The value of life depends on your attitude first.