How to reply humorously when the boss deducts wages?

1, my dear boss, I really feel speechless. Why do you want to deduct my salary? My life is hopeless in an instant. I think my bonus this month is really wasted.

I earned it for my hard work. After deducting my bonus, I'll see who makes money for you. I hope the boss can take the initiative to give me the bonus. Only by replying humorously can the boss communicate feelings more deeply.