A joke about cooking smoke

His real name is Jay Chen Yu.

Age: 26 (Jay Chen Yu exposed himself in Chapter 5 1 of Thief 7).

Kagarin's Interpretation of Flowers

Height: 178cm (mentioned in Nanpai Sanshu's WeChat interview)

Identity: Changsha native, a young family member, used to be Wu Xie's playmate when he was a child), Jie Lianhuan's son (Er Yuehong told a joke about Jiumen in his uncle Weibo, and in a recent interview with his uncle, he also said that Jie Lianhuan was his second father, second only to his father. )

Address: Wu Xie called it "pink shirt" when he didn't know his name at first. On the contrary, the stage name Jieyu Flower is better known. Mrs. Huo and other elders call him Jiezi. Wu Xie still uses Xiaohua's name in his childhood playmates, while his subordinates call him "Lord Hua Er", and a few people call him "Ninth Lord Xiao Xie". The author Nanpai's uncle once called him "the little prince who robbed the tomb" during his visit.

The origin of the stage name: "Sir Zhong, do you think my posture is right?" "Yes, have a look." "I don't want it. Grandpa hasn't named me yet. You promised my dad. " "You this boy, say what you remember. All right, I'll give you one. The name of your old man's family is Jie Lianhuan, and your name is Xie Chen Yu. Why not explain the language? " "What does that mean?" "The flowers are blooming." "I don't understand, I don't want it, change it." -Uncle Weibo's joke.-Nine memories.

Debut: Notes on Grave Robbery Chapter 5 Auction VII: Qiong Long Shi Ying

Physical characteristics and personal characteristics:

Wu Xie recalled that Xiaohua as a child was "like a little girl coming down from a poster".

Wearing a pink shirt for the first time as an adult became the symbol of Xiaohua. There is no description of adults in the original work. But it seems very popular with girls. Xiaohua himself mentioned in "Tomb Raider Notes": "If my vocal cords are broken, I can't sing, and many girls will be sad." [2]?

In "Grave Robbery Notes: Sand Sea", the original text wrote, "The proprietress doesn't know what he does. Jie Chen Yu's appearance has a natural affinity among women. In the scene of drinking coffee this afternoon, he doesn't need to get too close to these girls, and he can treat him well for an afternoon from a distance. "

Thin body. In "Notes on Grave Robbery VII", the original text wrote, "Xiaohua was exhausted physically and pale, so she lost weight, and the wound was even more ferocious."

In Notes on Grave Robbery 7, Wu Xie once said, "You don't look particularly physical. I can only say that you are better at climbing and jumping. " Just Xiaohua.

"Tomb Raider Notes 7" "I put on a gas mask and put on my iron clothes to go in first. As I walked, I set up a rock nail at the top of the cave and hung a sliding rope. In this way, once someone pulls the rope, the things hanging on the sliding rope will move forward. Anyway, he is very light and can be hung like this. " "Light weight" here also refers to small flowers.

Xiaohua often plays mobile games (such as Tetris), which is another sign.

weapon

1. A slender stick can be used to climb over eaves and walls.

2. In the fight with stuffy oil bottle, "a strange dagger" was used, which is not described in detail.

3. It is mentioned in Notes on Juvenile Grave Robbery that understanding Chen Yu can make a butterfly knife.

brief introduction

As the boss of Shao family in Xie Jia, he took over all the business in Xie Jia, and was praised as "the most promising one of the nine families" by Huo Xiangu, the owner of Huo family in Laojiu.

Proficient in Yi Rong and bone reduction, he tried Wu Xie and others for Huo Xiuxiu. The body has great flexibility and sensitivity. With the help of a stick and a wall, you can quickly pass through the pyramid-shaped mound without touching the ground.

When she was a child, she dressed up as a girl and studied drama in a second family in Laojiu.

I used to think I was a girl, but when I grew up, I corrected my gender concept and laughed at myself as "adolescence when life is worse than death". (Note: This plot was later deleted in the third uncle's revision. )

Wu Xie, the original character, once mentioned that "this person's personality is really similar to mine, and he doesn't know what's going on in his mind", and there is an "artist's mind" that "does something that has nothing to do with real life and no one can understand me".

Excerpts from the original text

1. "It doesn't matter." Xiaohua said, "The Huo family is here. No one will miss such an important event. Third Master's credit has always been very good. "

Huo Xiuxiu said at the back, "Hey, hey, why else would I be here?"

2. "You won't let me go, so you want to do it with me?" Xiaohua laughed.

"I don't want to, but, Mrs. Huo, you haven't settled yourself yet! If something happens to you, don't say that the Huo family is unhappy. But Miss Xiu Xiu can rest assured that I will give it back to the Huo family. "

Xiaohua's face changed, and Xiu Xiu was surprised: "Old Six, did my two brothers say anything to you?"

3. Sure enough, Pan Zi cannot be killed. After five days, his injury is definitely not healed, but he looks completely different. His hair is blackened by oil, and Xiaohua only takes Xiu Xiu. They are like a couple.

Speaking of Xiu Xiu, I think Xiu Xiu should like small flowers. After all, they really grew up together and took on things together, but that kind of love is not necessarily what I thought, because they are too familiar with each other, and many feelings that should have been there have become deeper before they came into being.

(All the above are taken from the true story of Tomb Raider Notes. )

5. Clouds help Xiu Xiu untie the bun of two balls, and her hair falls like a waterfall. "You are so white, little proprietress." Cloud envy. Xiu Xiu blushed red, looking at her in the moonlight, reflected on the lake like a white jade graceful body, "white is good. It would be nice to be fuller. " "plump?" "Yes, otherwise he will always think that I am a child."

6. "Wu Xie, what do you think of this flower?" "Where did you pick it up? Your mother asked me to look at you, and you asked me to scold you. " "That sister over there gave it to me."

7. Xie Yuhua woke up from a nightmare and saw the sun shining outside the ward and green everywhere. The most dynamic season in Beijing will give people an illusion, and they will be intoxicated for a short time under this beautiful scenery and forget a lot. Xiu Xiu is peeling an apple by his bed and eating it with a knife. Seeing that he was awake, he cut a small piece with a knife and handed it to his mouth.

(All the above are excerpts from Tomb Raider Notes.)

8. When she walked into this courtyard, Jie Chen Yu was kicking shuttlecock, and the newly bought quadrangle had not been decorated. I always hear grandma say that this brother is not easy, not easy. This elder brother is kicking a shuttlecock in the sun. His long hair is more elegant than his own, and he looks very happy and focused. How difficult is it?

That little brother, who was not easy to face at that time, is this yard? Or outside Beijing? Or the whole land outside Beijing?

In the process of growing up, Huo Xiuxiu understood a little and saw a little. However, it was not until that moment three days ago that she really understood the difficulty of this brother.

The news spread by reflection in the sky. After someone's mobile phone exploded in all cities of China, the quadrangle where she lived turned into a monster almost overnight. This monster kept extending, devouring everything around it, and finally enveloped the whole earth.

She is the only one in front of this monster.

So that's what you faced before. Huo Xiuxiu's hand was shaking, and she could really feel the difference between Jie's thin body in this yard and the weight of the world after she left forever.

For so many years, he has been drinking tea, arranging flowers, practicing drama, painting and laughing here, with his back against the monster that will always devour them. She can hug his arm and do all kinds of willful things for so many years.

"Thank you." Xiu Xiu talked for a long time when she was crying before, and I don't know if it was because of love or fear.

Unlike those bumpkins, Jay Chen Yu is the pioneer of the concept of "working for the people's welfare". He spread these national treasures among the people. The first wealth club in Beijing was managed by a fund founded by Xie.

At that time, a child was able to incite a huge business empire and control these vicious people because he monopolized almost all the huge transactions with his faith.

Huo Xiuxiu understood this theory. This special seal corresponds to the database system of those banks and cannot be copied. It is the only one in the world. Hanging around Huo Xiuxiu's neck right now.

(All the above are taken from "Sha Hai Flashback II")

Related fragment selection

I was delayed for another four hours at the airport, and the pink shirt just finished the freight formalities. I found the name on his ID card is Jay Chen Yu, so I want to know why he has two names. He said, Jieyu Flower is a stage name. In ancient times, you can't use your real name when you go out to hang out, because an actor is a very humble industry, so as not to implicate your parents' reputation. In addition, others will not accept that a singer Hua Dan's real name is actually Dog Egg, and Jieyuhua was named by his master when he was learning to sing opera. Unfortunately, this name is overbearing, but his real name will soon be forgotten.

Kagarin's Interpretation of Flowers

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At the top of the cliff, the sun is already setting. This is a really extreme place with almost no foothold. There are some low trees and shrubs on it. In the twilight of the setting sun, the majestic but soft snow-capped mountains in the distance become mysterious, and the surrounding precipice valley is surrounded by a layer of ethereal white fog. Under the dim light, the backlight shadow in the mountains is already very dark, and the smoke from the distant mountain village and all this have formed a strange land.

Xiaohua is sitting on a stone, his feet dangling, and there is an abyss below. He looked at the snow-capped mountains with unusually solemn eyes.

His expression was full of innocence, even a little gloating, but I was completely shocked. I didn't react for a moment, and it took me a second to take my leg back to see what he had done.

At first glance, I only saw my wound. There is blood, but there is no horror of blood vessels being cut off. I moved without any discomfort except the pain of the wound.

I looked at him doubtfully, and he looked at me quietly, so I don't know what happened. Which blood vessel was broken? Looking at it, he suddenly smiled slowly, smiling very implicitly and helplessly. I was even more puzzled. He said, "This is a joke."

"A joke?"

He smiled, patted me, handed me the kettle, let me wash the wound myself, and said to me, "Your life must be boring." I gradually understood what he meant, and I was not angry. I just feel funny, saying that your boy has no qualification to teach me a lesson. You may not be happy.

However, it changed my view of him. Although I didn't think there was anything wrong with this person at first, I thought our two backgrounds were too similar. Although I am sure that I am such a person, I can understand what kind of person he is most likely to become or will be forced to become under his life experience.

This is also the only thing that everyone I meet in the inverted bucket industry has in common. Whether fatty, stuffy oil bottle, Pan Zi, uncle, etc., are extremely utilitarian, not completely utilitarian, but there is no artist mentality of "doing something that has nothing to do with real life and no one can understand me".

However, Xiaohua's joke is a bit meaningless, totally meaningless. This is also the reason why I can't react at once. Inverted bucket people should always have something to say, and it should not be like this. This joke made me realize that he was different from them.

Maybe it's because he is a singer. This reminds me of the interesting story of the old nine masters. A hero like a child may be the cutest person among the old nine masters.

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Xiaohua said, "We should remember from the beginning that everything happens for a reason. It is definitely necessary to set up such an exquisite organ here. Third master, let's think about it together. "

When I heard this long-lost name, I don't know why my heart was drawn, and I felt a sense of melancholy. He looked at me, I looked at him, and both of them laughed. It seems that two people really suffered a lot of similar things.

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"This is not a technical job. As long as you lie down and there are no accidents, you don't need to concentrate too much. Paying too much attention to my back will cause problems. " He said, "I'm afraid something will happen. I'm afraid some pots are broken, but they haven't cracked yet. They only crack when I press them, or there are some organs in these pots. These things depend on luck. I will be slower and slower, and the ending will be the same. I'd rather save the waiting process. "

His voice is calm, and I seem to have had many similar thoughts before. I don't know if it's an excuse or a unique mentality of people like us. I immediately felt that Xiaohua's heart was very similar to mine.

"Then I can't help you. You don't want me to stand here and help you recite the scriptures. "

"Don't read it before I have an accident. Now you can sing a little song to ease my nervousness. " He said slowly.

This kind of joke is not funny at all, but it can make me feel that he is still worried. I'm a little scared. This is a normal person, not a god or a monster. He has the same emotions and weaknesses as me, and he will be nervous at this time. This may be the norm in this industry.

"Don't worry, I can't run away if you die. You can sing enough on the way to the grave. " I yelled at him.

Xiaohua didn't answer me again, perhaps because she thought I was as relaxed as talking and gasped and continued to climb. I also know that speaking in this situation is very tiring and distracting, so she keeps silent.

The light of the flashlight continued to go away. After a while, I could only see the light. There is only a gasp in my voice, with an ethereal echo and a little requiem, and I gradually can't concentrate.

After a while, he said, "That's not true. I think you will still go to heaven. " I'm going in the opposite direction, young master, so if something happens, you turn around and leave, and young master won't blame you. "

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At that moment, I felt extremely insecure, even worse than before. Although there are three of us, I am only responsible for myself. This feeling is very uncomfortable, and at the same time, I suddenly understand why Xiaohua is not grateful to me for going into the hole to save him but angry.

He is used to solving his own problems. Before doing these things, he had acquiesced that there was no backup and no help. He will not blame anyone for his own death, nor will he blame himself for the death of others.

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We have nothing to do. I stayed in mid-air and looked at the four snow-capped mountains in the distance. The clouds in the dusk were like fairyland, chatting with small flowers with fairy air and moist wind.

Xiaohua obviously accepted me more than before. We talked a lot, such as childhood, separation and learning drama. Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we are full of emotions. Because our backgrounds are too similar, even our personalities are very similar, but my grandfather is bent on washing the bottom, because he wants to inherit the family business because of family relations.

"God is fair. Everyone thinks that Xie Jia is an enduring family, but no one thinks it is like a curse. After Jie Lianhuan's death, my father died soon, and several of my uncles later died of illness. My grandfather finally left. All of a sudden, I was left alone in the whole family, so those women, separation and remarriage were assigned to me. Xiaohua drank the wine and leaned against the cliff. " You said you didn't have these things since you were a child, so you have no experience in many things. This is actually a blessing for your family. After grandpa died, there was nothing to talk about and nothing to solve at home. In order to maintain the face of solving the family outside, my mother had to come out as my little boss, when I was only eight years old. "He paused." I have all the experiences you don't have, but you must believe me, those experiences are very, very uncomfortable experiences. "

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"When Xie Jia fell, the tree fell, and countless people came to our trouble. Fortunately, my grandfather was very cautious and made full preparations. He arranged for me to learn drama from Mr. Zhong, which was a signal from an elder to accept the younger generation. Xie Jia and these industries can now help me through the age of eight to twenty-six, thanks to the design of my grandfather before his death and the protection of Sir Zhong. " He said: "you don't know, but I want to remind you that if you have left this circle, don't come in again." People here are not good people. "

"So are you a good person or a bad person?" I asked.

"What do you say?" He looked at me and sighed, "Do you think that a good man, hearing that his childhood playmates are suspicious, still ignores it and finishes his own business first?"

"I thought it was a quality and we didn't know each other very well."

He gave a wry smile: "Yes, my grandfather made the rules. My grandfather is so clever that he can work out everything. I dare not think that he is wrong. Do you know how many times I have done this before? " Many times, I think, if I didn't listen to my grandfather, but went back immediately, would those people still be alive? "He smiled himself." Once you have that idea, you can't have friends, because you know you can't go back to save him. Then, if you become friends with him and this happens, you will be sad. In order not to be sad, in order to abandon others with peace of mind, I can't be friends with anyone. Sounds a little melodramatic, doesn't it? "

(All the above are selected from "Tomb Raider Notes 7 Qionglong Stone Shadow")

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I saw the little flower on the other side, wearing a suit and his signature pink shirt, coming up to me with a short message and arranging her hair without looking up.

Then he looked at the opposite person and said, "Send Third Master to the old place. If you meet Wang Baqiu, you will be killed directly. My treat.

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As soon as he said this, everyone else looked at each other and dared not agree or object. Xiaohua said, "Old Six, I haven't seen you for many days. I haven't changed my sissy, but I have a good temper. You are old ladies who complain that old people don't go home. Did you fucking hurt him? "

After that, the following people burst into laughter at once, but the fishmonger was unmoved and said, "Laugh, laugh, you keep laughing, and I won't settle accounts!" " "He said to Xiaohua," Grandpa Hua, no one can match you in figure. I brought you out of the womb, sissy. You didn't practice well. "Don't worry about this. This is the Wu family's venue. I don't know if you changed your surname standing by. Hurry up, next. "

After listening to Xiaohua, I have no heart. Obviously, I didn't expect this guy to come back. Xiaohua leaned on the table and said, "Wu Jia and Xie Jia are relatives on iron plates. This time, Third Master's illness is very dangerous. If you tell the bosses in Changsha outside, you may get into trouble. Don't tell me what's the problem. That's for your own good! "

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The fishmonger shouted in pain, and at the same time I heard a commotion outside, and several people came running. Pan Zi also ignored, stretched out his hand and took out a notebook from his back pocket, and handed it back.

Xiaohua stepped forward and took it, turned it over and said, "Isn't there a ledger? Oh, old six, you are so naughty. "

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Xiaohua was also very calm and said, "Old Six, you are so courageous! Dare to do this in front of so many colleagues. "

"This line is all about money, and they have no feelings with Third Master." The fishmonger said, "I know exactly what happened to Third Master. Entering such a sleepy place, you can only blame your own mistakes. If there is a fire in this teahouse later today and an era has passed, these people will call me brother tomorrow, and no one will mention what happened today again. Do you believe it? "

"You won't let me go, so you want to do it with me?" Xiaohua laughed

"I didn't want to, but, Mrs. Huo, you haven't settled yourself yet! If something happens to you, don't say that the Huo family is unhappy. But Miss Xiu Xiu can rest assured that I will give it back to the Huo family. "

Xiaohua's face changed, and Xiu Xiu was surprised: "Old Six, did my two brothers say anything to you?"

"Go back and ask them yourself." The fishmonger said, "But think about it, where did we get such great courage?" We are not professional in this kind of thing, but your family can have talents. "

I looked at Xiaohua and felt very surprised. I really didn't expect that there was such a thing behind it.

It seems that Xiu Xiu's two brothers are not fuel-efficient lamps. They want to swallow up his uncle's territory with tortoise Qiu, and may even want to swallow Xiaohua's territory.

"Then what makes you think I will give in?" Xiaohua sighed, and his face turned cloudy, without the playful expression before.

"What makes you think you won't give in? Master Hua, you don't have the skill of master Zhong. Now there are people outside, and they will come up in half a minute at most. It's no use calling the police now. "

"Can you fight skills?" Xiaohua said, "Do you really think you can kill Third Master?"

The fishmonger looked at Xiaohua and sneered, "Can you still fly at this time?"

Even if you kill us all, you can't kill Third Master. "The little flower laughed.

"What do you mean?"

"Because the third master is not there at all." Xiaohuadao

I didn't know what Xiaohua wanted to do, but I immediately understood that we had to take risks, and things were extremely unfavorable to us.

Xiaohua turned to me: "Dear, say hello to Sixth Master in your own voice."

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Xiaohua seemed relieved, lifted me up from the ground with one hand and said, "That was close. Let's go."

"What just happened?" I asked.

"There is such a thing as a mask. If there is a first one, there will be a second one. " Xiaohua told me to stop talking and continue to show me my mobile phone. "We know our family, and we never do anything that doesn't leave a backward path.

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"Let me give you an example. Now there are many new people who grew up listening to the story of Third Master. These people worship the third master as a god. They are willing to die as long as Pan Zi says he wants to work for the Third Master, but only if Pan Zi represents the Third Master. In this way, they will feel that working for Pan Zi can enter the third master's handicap and get his advice, "Xiaohua said. "This is the difference. The number of these people is not small, and Pan Zi can't move alone: "

I nodded, which really makes sense. Xiaohua continued: "Of those people just now, there must be a large part that Pan Zi can directly appeal to. Wang Baqiu and the fishmonger are still a problem, but they can only face it. "

When I asked Pan Zi, Xiaohua said, "You will see him soon, and he will be discharged from the hospital."

"Discharge, why should I leave the hospital?" I said, "Damn it, he's dying!" "Tonight is the key." Xiaohua said: "What we just achieved needs someone to realize. Pan Zi must stand up and determine how many obstacles there are on our side. Then, in the middle of the night, we must get rid of Wang Baqiu and Liu. "

I was surprised: "What do you mean?"

"Don't need too long. This is the rule of the third master. Wang Baqiu is also very clear and will not sit still. " Xiaohua said and looked at the sky. "It will rain and bleed tonight."

I looked at him and said unexpectedly, "There is no pressure at all for you to say such terrible things. Why not? "

Xiaohua smiled: "that sentence was said by my grandfather and relayed to me by my mother." I was only seventeen when I heard this sentence. " Then he sighed, "This kind of thing, pressure, is gone."

I frowned and felt a wave of fear. I never thought it would happen again, so I asked, "Do you have to do this? Why don't we call the police anonymously and kill him? "

"Innocence is really a suitable nickname." Xiaohua said, "If I were your uncle, maybe I could make you continue to be naive, but I'm not. Third master, face the reality, it's your own choice. "

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When I woke up, it was the next morning. I saw Kobanawa Pan Zi lying on the sofa in my room. Both of them were covered in blood and slept soundly. I looked at the bright sunshine outside the window and knew it was over.

(selected from Tomb Raider Notes 8 )[4]?

Young propagandist

Opera flower

Jieyu red makeup is cold. Akayuki

Explanation: Red makeup is cold. Dust and rain

Broken moon dust flower

World famous flower

Yu Jiehua Huayu

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