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What the hell! I don’t even know what to do.
Mom, I am not like me. To be honest, this is not a rhetorical device. If I insist on it, it should be a metaphor.
"Mother's Teachings" is a neatly structured and well-written article. It is a wonderful article with strong emotions, but what impressed the students most was Hu Shi's witticism that sounded like a curse word in the article: "What the hell, I'm not even an old man!"
In other words, a hundred words One early autumn evening many years ago, Hu Shi was wandering around the door after dinner. His aunt saw that Hu Shi was wearing too little, so she brought him a piece of clothing and told him to put it on: "Put it on! It's cold." But Hu Shi didn't know that something was wrong, so he suddenly said with a sense of humor: "What the fuck! I don't even know what I am doing." Hu Shi's mother happened to hear these words, so she dragged Hu Shi out of bed that night and beat him up, and scolded him hard: "You don't have me, how proud you are! It's easy to talk! (Translated in hip-hop language) It should be: "Your father died, do you think it's a joke?" It is said that Hu Shi was so angry that she was shaking all over and her blood pressure dropped to below 40.
The annotation in Chinese textbooks about "Mom, I don't care about my mother!" is like this: "What's the use of mentioning my mother to me? My father can't control me anymore (note: because Hu Shi's father had already Damn it, unless something supernatural happens, how can you control Hu Shi?)
I think Hu Shi’s reaction at that time was very reasonable! Being a widow at such a young age is enough. In addition, my son thinks he is a comedian and is full of cold jokes that hurt others and himself. If I don’t drag this damn kid out and teach him a lesson, I would really be sorry for myself and my audience and friends across the country. If Hu Shi didn’t teach Hu Shi a lesson immediately, I think. Hu Shi will definitely not be able to achieve such outstanding achievements in the future.
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