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1. Failure is the mother of success. No one will fail directly, but feel a little more maternal love.

2. After getting married, you must take off your clothes to beat your husband, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, and taking off your clothes is called emotional appeal!

3. I went to the hospital for a physical examination. In front of me, a sister who weighed more than 17 kilograms visually took the report and said that her blood fat was thick. Sister said: No wonder I weigh 18 kg, but my blood is heavy. I ...

4. I heard that eating too much seafood can lead to gout, but after careful consideration, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!

5. It's so beautiful to watch the protagonist's head leaning against the bus glass in TV series. I've tried it, and I almost didn't get a concussion.

6. honey, don't worry, there will always be someone who will tolerate any shortcomings and wait for you in the wind and rain. Terrible: I can't believe it's me!

7. All the girls who can never unscrew the bottle cap live a happy life. Those girls who said, "I can't believe I can't open it when I'm lying in the trough" all lived a man's life.

8. That year, the head teacher said to us, "Actually, I don't object to your falling in love. It's just that you remember to find someone who is responsible and will let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming?" From then on, there is no puppy love in our class!

9. In fact, rich people keep a low profile. For example, I ride a bike every day, and no one knows that I have an electric car at home.

1. How important is your interest? I bought my mother a smart washing machine that I couldn't use after I taught her for n times. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which can not only use it, but also repair it!

11. Although the twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to twist it off, and I will be happy if I twist it off.

12. Teacher: Who can describe the married life of modern men in one sentence? Xiaoming: Married an ancestor and gave birth to a father! Teacher: Don't say anything, all clap!

13. Today, I found 1, yuan at the gate of the community. In the spirit of finding money, I waited in the same place for two hours. Before anyone came to find it, I was bored. Without 1, yuan, can I still play that mahjong?

14. When you are old and can't walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day so that you can watch me dance with other old people.

15. A school scum fell in love early and was called to the office by the class teacher to talk. After several hours of gradual enlightenment and persuasive education, the class teacher finally understood the reason why he had been unable to find a girlfriend in his thirties.

16. Never play with your mobile phone again. Today, I looked down at my mobile phone. Just when the boss came, I quickly said, "Good morning!" At the end of the year, I have to look for a job again.

17. I went to my mother's room to play one day, and came across a diary about my birth. I opened it and saw eight words written on it, "It's extremely ugly and unacceptable".

18. I never worry about my son's lifelong events. A man like his father can find such a good wife. What does my son have to worry about?