Humorous and philosophical passages to understand life

There is no absolute in everything, and success and failure always change in a thought. Below I will bring you some humorous and philosophical passages to enlighten you about life. You are welcome to read them.

1.

Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup, and the waiter brought it to him immediately. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike yelled, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter gave him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. . The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and very popular with customers. Could it be that you..."

"I mean, where is the spoon?"

Enlightenment

Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often drop the right ones and leave the wrong ones behind, and the result is more mistakes upon mistakes.

2.

A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to his father:

"Do you know Thomas's address?" Report!

On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes"

Epiphany

When we finally find the most correct answer, we find it to be the most useless.

3.

Three people went to New York for vacation. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down, and the attendant arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs. The jokes were told and the songs were sung. After finally climbing to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted.

"Okay, Peter, tell me a humorous story." Peter said: "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I forgot the key to my room in the hall." < /p>

Epiphany

We are in pain, so we are humorous;

We are humorous, so we are happy

IV.

There is The old carpenter was about to retire, and his boss was reluctant to let him go and asked him to build another house before leaving. Although the old carpenter agreed, his heart was no longer in his work. He was using poor materials and doing rough work. When the house was built, the boss said it would be his retirement gift. Unexpectedly, the house he built was his own. He was ashamed and regretful.

In fact, everything in life should be done for oneself, and if you want to do it, do your best.

The mouse fell into the half-full rice vat, and the accident made him overjoyed. After confirming that there was no danger, it ate a lot and then fell asleep after eating. In this way, it ate, slept, and ate in the rice vat. The good days always slip away quickly. When the rice tank is about to bottom out, it cannot get rid of the temptation of rice. Finally, when it finished eating the rice, it realized that jumping out was just a dream and that it could do nothing.

Epiphany

Our lives may seem smooth, but in fact they are full of crises.

V.

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, he went fishing again, and it was still the same. On the third day when it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will crush you to death.

Enlightenment

What you give is what you "want" to give, not what the other person wants. The effort of living in your own world is worthless!

Six.

A friend of mine was a doctor. During a cancer operation, he found that it could not be cut after opening it, so he had to sew it back up. I went to explain the situation to the patient. The patient came from a rural area and did not understand the terminology. He insisted that the surgery would make him cured. I had no choice but to discharge him from the hospital, and he returned for a follow-up visit a year later. He was really good, and the cancer cells had really disappeared. My friend was originally a doctor of medicine, and later went on to study for a doctorate in psychology.

Epiphany

An optimistic attitude is the best surgery.

7.

That year, he was sitting in a coffee shop waiting for friends. A girl came over and asked: Did you go on a blind date through Aunt Wang? He looked up at her and looked at her. It was exactly the type that I liked, so I thought why not make mistakes, so I hurriedly agreed: Yes, please sit down.

...On the wedding day, he confessed that he was not on a blind date. The wife laughed and said: I am not going on a blind date, I am just looking for an excuse to strike up a conversation with you...

Epiphany

When the opportunity comes, seize it without hesitation!

Eight.

Two tigers, one in a cage and one in the wilderness. The two tigers thought their environment was not good and envied each other. They decided to switch identities and were very happy at first. But soon, both tigers died: one died of hunger, and the other died of depression.

Epiphany

Sometimes, people turn a blind eye to their own happiness and always look to the happiness of others. In fact, what you have is what others admire.

9.

The girls publicly voted for the class beauty. The plain-looking Xiaomei gave a speech: If I am elected, in a few years, the sisters here can proudly say to their husbands, I When she was in college, she was more beautiful than the class beauty! As a result, she was unanimously elected!

Epiphany

To convince others to support you, you don’t have to prove that you are better than others, but make others feel , because of you, they become better and more accomplished.