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Memories are jokes.
I don't know you when you know me; When you like me, I know you; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me.
I have too many restless emotions and need too many reasons to feel at ease.
Emotional loneliness, plain commitment, so-called cowardice, cruel smear, willful degeneration, suddenly look back and live.
Many people, like me, don't know how to cherish until they lose it. At that time, it was already late.
There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets.
After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?
I couldn't sleep and thought a lot. Some things should be given up. Waiting is a mistake.
When did we become so polite?
The only thing worse than what others say in this world is that no one says you.
Charming women have enough willpower to resist men's attacks and enough charm to prevent men from shrinking.
A student threw a coin into the air: "Watch TV on my back and play games with my back. If the coin stands up, I will study."
When I thought you were closer to me, you would suddenly take a step back.
Where are so many bad guys in the world? They just hurt others without knowing it.
No one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from now on.
I have realized that the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the computer, but the air conditioner in front of you can't be turned on.
Flowers covered by years, everything is blank.
When I woke up from my dream, I lost everything, but I only remember that one of them was you.
Women treat men as the only ones, and men treat women as games.
You want to leave me, but you are still very kind to me. Isn't it obvious that I can't live without you?
I can have everything, but I really don't have a boyfriend.
I will smile every day, but it doesn't mean that every smile I have is true.
I am sighing that I was so far away from happiness, but I loved it to death.
People often cheat you and let you know that sometimes, the only thing you should trust is yourself.
When I don't fight for it, it only means that you have no place in my heart.
I like you, and I don't need any reason at all. You will always be the only love in my life.
Men, don't look at women's photo albums all day, read more diaries, that's what they think.
The advantage of being crazy is that you don't have to find ridiculous reasons to do something wrong, because I am crazy.
Sao road is hard to walk. Some people also have dogs. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
The most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that you fell asleep in the examination room, but that you did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.
There is a place in everyone's heart that you yearn for.
Actually, I'm a good person, so I have to get along slowly. After a long time, you will know that I am not a thing.
Women think that men are playboy without charm, and men think that women are reality without strength.
Ding Junhui 18 years old won the world championship, Kangxi 18 years old ascended the throne, Beethoven 18 years old began to compose music, and Huluwa was born to fight monsters. Do you think I'm in a hurry?
If our acquaintance is fate, then fate itself is a mistake.
Gradually, we are all used to being loved and take everything for granted.
Knowing that love will hurt us to pieces, we still keep looking.
Life is a net full of holes, and the water of passion is exhausted.
The most precious thing should not only be lost, but also lost.
I will meet people who are better than you and people who are worse than you, but I still can't forget you.
I have been slowly moving towards the dark side, but on the contrary, everyone else is happily moving towards the light.
The difference between love and liking is simple. If you love a flower, water it. If you like it, pick it.
Q: Who is the most miserable man in the world? A: He is a cook in the artillery company. He wore a green hat and took responsibility. He can only watch others have sex.
The really cheap people are hidden, and the cheap people are superficial.
Every touching fairy tale is followed by the words "This story is pure fiction".
Cover up sincerity with anger, wisdom with stupidity, and unruly and unruly in the bones with superficial gentleness. ...
Because I am short, I will roll up my pants to set off my height.
Forgiveness is just quietly burying regrets; Forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.
You have your plan and I have my changes. The problem is that your plan will never keep up with my changes.
Memory is a process and time is the best memory killer. Give all the memories to time.
Thanks for those sad days, let me know that happiness is not far away from me.
Finally, I know what's good about popping teeth, that is, eating watermelon is cleaner than others.
Is there anyone like me who suddenly feels that he has no friends at some point?
It is always at the moment of shredding that its unforgettable beauty can be reflected.
I still have many old habits, and I don't know whether to miss or give up.
A man should be a man, and his wife who stood by gave her enough support at the critical moment.
Everyone has enough to eat, and everyone is born and sick.
Nowadays, it is popular for everyone to pursue happiness instead of reaching out for it.
A very sad classic story-forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.
However, being alone or with the wrong person is more lonely.
No matter how clever a woman is, she is also a bad debt emotionally.
Don't love the wrong person because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of loving the wrong person.
I may be just an accident to you; You are my lover.
It doesn't matter if fate comes early or late. Meeting you is my best time.
Can anyone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability?
The days with you are romantic even if they are ordinary.
We are a vague existence, reflecting every desire and unwillingness in our hearts.
Loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.
Don't rely too much on a person, because you depend, you expect, because you expect, you are disappointed.
Distance will never separate two hearts that really care about each other.
I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
You are lonely because you want someone to care and don't want to be disturbed too much.
Do not be sorry. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.
It doesn't matter if fate comes early or late. Meeting you is my best time.
Memories are beautiful, as long as you can let go of the past.
I don't know why I will pretend to be indifferent when I lose you.
We may not be white and unlovable, but we can be beautiful and have character.
Losers always complain that they have done their best.
The old days will eventually grow old, and there is always someone waiting for you not far ahead.
Some things are passing away, but the memory will not, but the youth time you spent with me will always be engraved in my heart.
Every girl has had a dream of death.
In fairy tales, the prince fell in love with Cinderella.
In reality, he is actually standing with the princess.
Later, I came to understand that when you love someone, you give them the right to hurt you.
Is there such a person who has been in your heart for so many years that you have forgotten it yourself?
We can't forget the past, not because we can't forget anyone, but because we miss ourselves in those times.
Tangible things always disappear first, what is really left is to live in the bottom of my heart.
Things that are too beautiful are never suitable for experience, because once experienced, they cannot be forgotten.
We are always too perfunctory, and then we always say sorry.
It turns out that growth is a kind of pain with clear veins.
The so-called maturity is that you can't get it no matter how hard you try, but now you don't want it.
I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.
If you really can't get rid of the past, throw yourself away.
Only occasionally miss that time, vigorous, repeated, long enough.
It will be sad to be ignored by people who care, but it will be even sadder to pretend not to care. So, stop pretending.
Happiness is really simple: someone loves; Have something to do; Look forward to sth
Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get into it.
Sometimes, the reason for falling in love with someone is also the reason for leaving someone.
Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.
Sometimes I can understand, but I just can't accept it in my heart.
It turns out that the furthest distance in the world is opened by myself.
When she said she wanted to be alone, she actually needed you more than ever.
The world is really small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.
Your slightest kindness will shake my determination.
Love a person, life is equivalent to doing most things right.
Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods?
When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.
You don't know how much you care until you lose each other.
When you decide to be happy, nothing can stop you.
How long has it been since we contacted each other? You never look back, but I always smile at you.
If I can't help you, I can at least stay with you.
Forgiveness is just quietly burying regrets; Forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.
Sometimes, a little bit definitely means a lot to me.
Don't always talk about sadness, everyone has his own story.
The sad QQ space of emotional frustration is the most profound and thorough tolerance.
First, people will change, but their hearts will not change.
Second, we and those memories about us turned out to be just jokes.
Third, what is not with me is not my favorite, but my favorite, which is no longer with me.
4. Love is so beautiful in the movie that many people yearn for it-
5. I think I just went to work. But I still know you're home.
Sixth, the last lingering is an ambush for this time.
Seven, I am still young, don't worry, I will walk with a smile in the future.
Eight, forgive, but quietly bury regret, forget, is the most profound and thorough tolerance.
Nine, my heart is quiet, but I suddenly think of you.
Ten, the water is cold and you can drink it. When your heart is cold, even happiness seems lonely.
The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are the only one tossing and turning.
I always like to keep everything in my heart.
Thirteen, I'm glad I didn't miss you in my life.
Fourteen, the heart is tired to a certain extent, and even the strength to be angry and care is gone.
Fifteen, the past does not look back, why bother to recall those past times.
You all say I am too emotional, but who knows my anxiety and sadness?
Write down your and her names with a pen, and then wipe them off with a smile.
18. Give up everything just to make you laugh, give up the future just to have you now-
Nineteen, once said good tomorrow, but you left it.
The only thing I can do now is to let you know that I am really happy now, so you must be happier than me!
Even if I am wrong, I hope you can make me happy instead of blaming me. I'm just whispering.
Twenty-two, send a care, read a peace. May Ya 'an be safe. You are strong.
Twenty-three, once tore heart crack lung, now cold words.
Twenty-four, many people come into your life just to change.
Some people haven't talked together for a long time, but they don't know where to start when they meet again.
I lost you unconsciously when I said something hurtful.
Every caring and considerate person has his past of caring and caring about a heartless person?
There is nothing to do. No one should rely on it. Actually, it's more exciting to be sad from now on.
Persistence and entanglement in front of people who don't love you are synonymous.
Thirty, others say that you have changed because you have not lived according to his ideas.
If you have a hot or cold choice about my attitude, you will lose my consciousness.
Swear _ swear to make sentences
pledge
Explanation: oath: sincere oath; Danny: Sincerity. The oath is true and credible.
Said by: Meng in The Book of Songs: Laughing and swearing.
Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate, attribute and adverbial; Include praise
Synonym: The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Swear to heaven and keep your promise.
Antonym: keeping promises, breaking promises is fat.
Swear to make sentences:
1, trampling on your confidence in doing everything you promised before.
2. Come to school to clean my box. I swear it will get warmer, so don't let me bring too many thick clothes.
3. Swearing promises or high-sounding reasons are nothing more than stupid things done by fools.
4. It turns out that I am a baby with type A blood ~ Dad swears that you must be type B..
I once swore that I would never cook in my life. I don't know why I suddenly feel that this is a very learned and interesting thing.
6. Some people swear that they heard the woman blurt out the word persimmon at the end of the recording.
7. Now, Weiss swears: As I said before, I am tired of this loan career. But Rangers are the only team I want to be on loan.
8. The dream of China people has been shaped like the dream of Americans, which is nothing more than a promise that people in every new era will live better than the previous generation.
9. But some people swear that they can tell the difference.
10, another female patient in the treatment center was very positive about this. She vowed that the so-called inner is in the stomach.
1 1. For China, the new English version is another channel to convey his voice to the world, and an optimistic editorial made a commitment to it.
12. When Prime Minister Tony Blair came to power, he vowed to sign a contract with the British people to restore people's trust in national politics.
13. In the EU, whenever France vowed to be selfless and put the overall interests of the EU first, it would always arouse suspicion immediately.
On the one hand, promises such as I will return your book next week or I won't tell anyone are not sincere, except that there may be some moral constraints.
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