Do you have any poisonous chicken soup to share?

1, time can really change a person. For example, you used to be ugly, but now you are even uglier.

You said that you are a thrifty person who can live. Come on, don't lie, you are poor at all.

3. When I was a child, I saw many lovers' words carved on trees, and I thought, Why do these people have to date with knives?

6. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

8. You think that the ugly duckling has become a white swan through hard work. Don't be ridiculous, that's because its parents are white swans.

6. Don't lose weight. You are ugly not because you are fat, but because you are ugly. If you lose weight, you have no excuse to hide it.

7. When you feel useless, poor, ugly and unloved, don't lose heart, don't be sad, at least you have the right judgment.

1 1, do you think poor travel is really chic and envied by others? In fact, everyone is saying in their hearts that I am too poor to go surfing.

4. I was lost when I was lovelorn, and I felt that the whole world had given up on you. Don't be silly, son. The world doesn't need you.

16, it is said that girls who love to laugh will be very lucky. That's because others are good-looking. Laughing too much will only lead to crow's feet.

5. All roads lead to Rome! Go ahead, I was born in Rome.

13, there will be no love on the street corner, only beggars. If you don't pay, he will despise you.

15, don't always drink chicken soup. In the end, the meat was eaten by others.

17, you think your eyes are sharp, but you don't know that the serial number on it is messy haha.

Wang Xiaobo's classic 10 sentence, each sentence pokes the heart 0 1.

All human sufferings are essentially anger at their own incompetence.

02

I don't want to be sober, but I'd rather indulge in indulgence all the time. I don't know the way back, but I would rather pursue it without regret all my life.

03

You are a very lovely person, you really deserve to meet the best person, and I really hope I am.

04

One of the main reasons why I choose silence is that you seldom know human nature from words, but you can know human nature from silence. If you want to know more, you should keep silent.

05

Every detail is swallowed up by time. In the battle with the passing, you are the light that guides me to eternity.

06

No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

07

When people are young, the biggest headache is to decide what to do with their lives.

08

It is not enough for a person to have such a life, he should also have a poetic world.

09

The secret of life is to remain stupid without knowing how stupid you are.

10

People live in this world just to endure destruction until they die. If you understand this, everything can be handled calmly.

I'm going to poison! ! !

It is raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it's a knife.

Existence is reasonable, and your existence makes me doubt the truth of this sentence very much.

Everything has two sides, and the back looks better than the front.

Try to live, every day there is a new blow.

If life deceives you, don't be impatient. Tomorrow will be the same anyway.

If you're unhappy, just say it. Nobody cares about you anyway.

Do you know why the highest intimacy is only 99%? Because the closest person has a 100% chance of leaving you.

Go to sleep, don't stay up late, it's bad for your mobile phone.

There is no way out. Just take the bus!

I collected all the above.

I also wrote some, I don't know if it counts … to share with you …

The screenshot of the chat record I kept can only prove which avatar I used.

If you decide to move forward, don't look back, because the reason for moving forward is the reason for not looking back. Looking forward to the distant scenery in the future.

Cheer for yourself loudly when you are discouraged! Come on, come on, come on! Anyway, I don't have a car, er, a bus, stop!

Consider this a cold joke. ...

1, you only see that others are happy on the surface, but you don't know that others are happy behind them.

2. Failure is the mother of success, but it's a pity that six parents don't recognize success.

You can't wake up people who don't return your message, but red envelopes can.

4. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

6. The ugly duckling can become a swan not because it works hard, but because its parents are swans.

7. In the past, letters were slow, and cars and horses were far away. I can only love one person in my life, but I can marry many concubines.

8, ugly is sick, otherwise why is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?

9. Young man, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

10, when you are lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.

1 1, a trip that comes and goes, and it's a day to eat dirt when you come back.

12, who said that women who chase men are separated? Unless that man has a crush on you, it's basically barbed wire or electricity.

13, Cinderella married the prince, but please don't forget that she is also the daughter of the count.

14, sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

15, you don't have nothing, at least you are sick.

16, you tried your best, but you may not be inferior to others.

17, birds of a feather flock together. All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.

18, if you like someone, you will bravely confess, and maybe you will know what kind of spare tire you are.

19, my wife is a hero in the world, and one day she will step on the colorful clouds and marry someone else.

20. Do you think that boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? Let me tell you, and then all this is true!

1, God closes a door for you, then washes and sleeps.

2, eating bitter, my heart will be more blocked.

3. Dissatisfaction with the three views is an excuse, and dissatisfaction with the five senses is a reason.

You try your best, but you are not necessarily inferior to others.

5. Why are you always jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool can live.

6. Ruthlessness is the result of initial heart.

7, always deeply disappointed, but the routine is popular.

8. All roads lead to Rome. Some people were born in Rome.

9. I am most afraid that you will be mediocre all your life and comfort yourself that it is ordinary and valuable.

10, don't lose weight, you are ugly not only because you are fat.

1 1, every difficulty can beat me.

12, who says you have no perseverance? Haven't you been single for a long time?

13, someone appears in your life and tells you that you are gullible.

14. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

15, desire is not our enemy, hypocrisy is.

16, life is a tough battle, but you can be an audience with money.

17, the reason why you drink chicken soup is because the meat was eaten by others.

18, who hasn't got the instrument yet? I quit. I played great.

19. Anyone who doesn't make money says that he is starting a business.

20. Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't even know what despair is.

2 1. My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I burst into tears.

22. Why do you want to lose weight when you are getting fat?

23. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

24, you just need to see the wonderful others, God has other plans for you.

25. Life is not only the immediate thing, but also the poems that you can't read and the distant places that you can't reach.

Soft years, a wisp of fragrance, petals of memory, always looking for a fulcrum of the soul, the bright moon resting on the horizon, pouring intoxicating light, hazy scenery of a season.

Dry a bowl of poisoned chicken soup!

Life, body, love, 1. There are people who don't understand romance, only people who don't care about you.

Second, maybe many years later, when you hear my name again, you will smile and say you don't know.

Third, you are a stubborn disease that I will never die. The disease begins with the heartbeat and ends with the fly ash of the bones.

1: Generally, you can't meet love in the corner, only beggars.

2: God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

If someone asks me: How did you get through those difficult years? I think I only have one answer: I have strong spiritual strength to support me. This kind of power is called "Dare to die".

4. Some things can be changed without hard work. No matter how beautiful the design in 50 yuan is, no one likes 100 yuan.

Sometimes don't always think that the whole world has abandoned itself. Don't be silly. The world doesn't need you at all.

6. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan not because he worked hard, but because his parents were white swans.

7: You can eat by your face, but you must rely on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

8: Travel when you leave, and a day when you come back.

9: Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

10: You always feel that some people are lazy. You make it sound as if you can really do something great if you are diligent.

1 1: As long as you persist in self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude, and endure loneliness every day, the final victory must belong to those who play well in the examination room.

12: Cinderella married the prince, but please don't forget that she is also the earl's daughter.

13: If life deceives you, don't be sad or desperate, because tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, life will continue to deceive you.

14: Go out and see more while you are young, or you won't know how cool it is to stay at home.

15: Looking back, do you find that you have lost a lot? Don't worry, you will lose more in the future.

16: Gates dropped out of school to start a business and became the richest man in the world, but dropped out of Harvard University.

17: Even if you sleep late, people who won't look for you won't look for you.

18: You tried your best, so you might as well do it casually as others.

19: Many times, an optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you.

20. mistake indulgence for chic, decadence for freedom, and evasion for self-worth. Just lazy, afraid of suffering. There are so many good reasons.

2 1: Some people think, "I'm not young, I'm not mature." In fact, you have matured, and maturity is like this.

Nothing can be solved with money, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

23: Excellent and happy people like to be spoiled and tell others that nothing is good here or there. Some people take it seriously and think that others cry in BMW every day.

24: When something really happens in your life, you won't know that your sadness in the middle of the night is nonsense.

You think you touched the earth, but in fact you just warmed yourself.

26: The so-called ideal of life is to support your desire to endure boredom and pain every day and finally fail to realize it. With it, there is endless emptiness and pain before death; I can't live in my life without it.

27: If your friends are so happy every day, they won't take photos and send friends.

28: When people ask about you, just tell the truth. You think this is talkative and enthusiastic, but in fact this is loneliness.

29: When one thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it does not mean that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

Life is not only about the present, but also about the distance.

Those poisoned chicken soups used to be old terrier, okay? Today, I saw a group of expression packs that use WeChat to do business and do things. I hereby share them as follows:

Of course, we can't generalize. Only for some players.