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40 sentences extracted from a funny, sand-carved circle of friends about singles.

Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

2. Everyone else has sweet love. I only have one bald head.

3. It is recommended not to dry gifts on Valentine's Day. You can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe there is the same model, maybe there is an explosion.

Don't mention Valentine's Day to me, I tell you, I only celebrate Children's Day!

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

6. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but I can't find it.

7. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

You would rather be a dog than confess to me. I wrote about this blood feud.

9. Send: Your name+the name of the person you like, for example: Guo Jing+Huang Rong, send it to my WeChat, and you will know your fate after the transfer.

10. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

1 1. I'm so plain that I can't look down on it. If you want to miss it, miss it

12. Say it again! Our name is not single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf!

13. Challenge Singles Day 100. Today is the 6450th day.

14.520 A person looking at himself alone in the mirror is' 5'.

15. Is there anything suitable for everyone today Wednesday? Remember to go to work on time.

16. The only person who loves each other is always with him. Some people in single dog are already accompanied.

17. Isn't it just single? One day, I was very anxious. Everyone on WeChat loves you, which is the best.

18. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

19. I don't know what day it is today. I only know that I am an ordinary love genius.

20. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

Funny sand sculpture circle of friends about singles Part II 2 1. The starting price for today's delivery can't be replenished.

22. The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, and the bachelor doesn't look at his age.

23. Think about last Valentine's Day, when five people chased me at the same time.

24. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

25. For people who are not in love, pay for courageous actions. I am happy to find the wind and rain, and I hope that I will not worry about being single.

26. Don't be too nice to me. I promise myself, you won't.

27. It is illegal for us fairies to fall in love.

28. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

29. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

30. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

3 1. Leave your initials. If they are the same, make a pair for Valentine's Day.

32. Did you have a good Valentine's Day without your lover? Actually, I want to say that I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. Would you like to?

I hope that when you are single, you will have more freedom and less loneliness. You can also eat well and live with your heart. You will not only maintain the confidence of being single, but also have the courage to love. Wish you an early divorce!

34. What is showing love in front of me? I want to see what love looks like up close.

35. There are roses in the trash can, but I haven't.

Valentine's day is coming. If you like me, it's no use. I like studying.

37. The great ship of love is sinking when it sinks. Only the big trees in single dog can stand.

38. Who doesn't want to have a sweet love with those who say they don't want to fall in love?

39. Don't you even have a money transfer person on Valentine's Day today? Don't be sad, you can transfer it to me. I won't allow you to lose to anyone!

40. Only if you bring the dog today will someone send flowers tomorrow.

There are 40 sand sculpture copywriters who are single by their own strength.

If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't worry. God is looking at you and saying, "I want to leave a special person for this girl."

2. If you want to take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day, does Tomb-Sweeping Day want to take two ghosts out?

After all, people who want to be rich can't be stumped by love. Good morning.

4. Are you there? If you want to fall in love with me, don't breathe if you don't want to.

The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

6. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

7. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

8. Nothing special except Wednesday.

9. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

10. It is difficult for acquaintances and strangers to speak.

1 1. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.

12. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

13. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan all day and destroy a couple.

14. single dog Conservation Association reminds you that there are thousands of roads, and the first one is to take off the bill. Don't work hard today, eat dog food every day.

15. I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate dogma.

16. I just opened the window and saw a couple downstairs giving each other chocolates. I poured a bucket of water and sang it to them. I heard that chocolate and music are more suitable for rainy days.

17. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

18. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

19. Today is Valentine's Day. Let your boyfriend and girlfriend hold the flowers firmly. I can't get up without three or five hundred thousand roses poking me.

20. I am just an ordinary single genius.

I am a single sand sculpture copywriter (Part II) 2 1. It's not the first time I live alone. This is a trivial matter.

22. Don't be too nice to me. I promised myself, but you don't want it.

23. It is time to take this opportunity to release resources. After all, there are still many people waiting in line.

24. Stop saying that you are lonely and alcoholic, but you are actually single dog.

25. I hope all my lovers will be all right. I also wish singles a happy life and all their wishes come true!

26. If you like someone, you will confess, in case you become a spare tire!

27. On Valentine's Day, you don't have to wish lovers all over the world happiness. They are very happy today.

28. Everyone else celebrates Valentine's Day, but I always celebrate Singles Day!

29. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

Dear yourself, be kind and know how to protect yourself. Be nice to others, but don't be bullied by others. Don't let your kindness become a tool for others to hurt yourself. Your kindness should have a bottom line and principles.

3 1. Love is drinking this cup before pouring that one.

32. You are Qian Qian in the crowd, and you are unique in my eyes.

33. I, the devil in the world, apply to be your gummy bear.

34. Today, my mother's single flower still blooms.

On Valentine's Day without a lover, I can lean against the cold window alone. Let loneliness fly freely, think alone, mourn alone, and break your heart alone.

It is illegal for us fairies to fall in love.

37. You would rather be a dog than confess to me. I wrote about this blood feud.

38. I'm so plain that I can't look down on it. If you want to miss it, miss it

39. extremes meet, and beauty must be single.

40. Someone just asked me out for Valentine's Day in February 14, and my decisiveness made me black. In an emergency, you can cheat my feelings, but you can never kill me.

Ganfanren exclusive circle of friends sand sculpture copywriting

Copy of sand sculpture in the exclusive circle of friends of Ganmi people 1 1. Dry people eat more and more every day and sleep more and more sleepy. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

You come to my house for dinner, I'll poison myself.

3. This is the secret of the wolf cub growing up instantly, the upland rice man and the upland rice soul.

4. 80% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.

The desert is lonely, so you can't be late for dinner. Rivers flow into the sea, and I am the strongest in the canteen.

Working hard as a migrant worker doesn't necessarily make you rich, but working hard as a freeloader will definitely make you look rich.

7. The working people are also michel platini, but only by eating well can they grow well.

8. An old horse crouches tiger, aiming at a thousand miles, sweeping away hunger and being yourself.

9. "Men will only affect the speed at which I cook."

10. "If you eat less than one meal every day, you will save a lot of money after a long time. Save this money for seeing stomach trouble in the future."

1 1. As long as you eat steadily every day, the gamepad can be excellent.

12. "water under the bridge. Eat first. "

13. "The happiest thing is to have dinner with the person you like."

14. "Try to be an annoying senior, so that no one dares to rob me of my rice, and I can cook two more bowls of rice."

15. Today's unhappiness is over, and tomorrow is still brilliant, rice man.

16. I may be the most calm person for dry rice. After ordering takeout, I'll play a game of king first, and then have dinner.

17. When a person washes a meat for a long time and sees two things sticking together, he should separate them.

Copy of sand sculpture in the exclusive circle of friends of Ganmi people 2 18. "How can there be dried rice fragrance without inserting youthful rice seedlings?"

19. I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.

20. "Through the Norwegian forest, the frog has a chance to become a prince, and you will become outstanding. It's 6. 17 at night. I am not Ma Siwei, I am a dry rice man. "

2 1. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just dry food.

22. "There are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard."

23. Others work for life, and I live for life.

24. Be independent, free and equal, respect the diversity of life, balance work and life, and judge heroes not only by money, but also by food.

25. "If you are not ruthless today, there will be no spirit tomorrow. If you don't do it, you are arrogant. As long as the amount of food eaten is stable, the game is great. "

26. On the way to dinner, the wind was sweet.

27. "Seven anti-aging methods: dried rice, dried rice, dried rice, dried rice, dried rice"

28. There are two dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun and the other is the way you work hard.

29. People who dry rice like to feel sleepy and refresh themselves while eating.

30. "Life gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized them all. The only thing I can't catch is chopsticks. "

3 1. Those who don't eat have joined the women's group. I can only join the US Mission if I cook rice.

32. Actually, I have a secret crush on you, but dry food matters, so I didn't have time to say it.

33. dry rice is not active, and there is something wrong with the skull.

34. Sleepy king at work, dry king at the food court after work

I often think that this damn bell has delayed me from cooking another bowl of rice.

36. Do you know? What is the dignity of a dry man? His dignity must be to rush over and taste the first bite!

37. Weeding is difficult to go to work at noon. The cook, the cook, the cook are all here.

Don't worry, I just think about you every day.

I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat?

40. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul and a dry rice are all people. There is a problem if you don't take the initiative!

4 1. "You don't have to eat if you like, but you can eat well if you like."

42. "You can rest when you are tired from work, and you must cook when you are hungry."

43. "My sister can add three men's WeChat messages a day at school, and I can cook eight meals a day in the school cafeteria."

44. "If you can't eat in the middle of the night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?"

45. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen.

46. "Do you know what the dignity of a dry man is? His dignity must have rushed over and tasted the first bite. "

47. Eat delicious food, join the group and join the group owner. If you can't join the group, add the group owner to pull you into the group.

48. When I went out to get the express delivery, a little sister came running, holding a takeaway in her hand, shouting, Come on, rice man.

49. "Others: School will be over soon, make up, and go out for dinner with my boyfriend.

50. "My head is full of love words, and my head is full of dry rice."

Funny sand sculpture drinking copy

Funny sand sculpture drinking copy (1) 1. Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

2. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

From now on, throw away the wine.

Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.

5. Pre-emptive strike can win by surprise, and pre-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

6. There are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

7. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

8. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.

9. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

10. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

1 1. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

12. When the wine enters the throat, there is a crack, as if singing in despair.

13. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

14. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

15. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

16. Ancient sober people and saints have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

17. I was drinking wine. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

18. The wine is dry and big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

19. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty of help the wall, I won't go even if I walk half a catty.

20. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

Drinking copies of funny sand sculptures (2) 2 1. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

22. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

23. Half a catty of wine won't help the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.

24. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

25. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

26. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

27. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

28. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

29. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

30. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

3 1. Intentional life is very tired, but unintentional life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

32. The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.

33. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

If you don't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

35. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, article source China wine news network wine bleeding;

36. Being drunk is different from being awake!

37. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

38. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

39. Drink cold water when you are drunk today.

40. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

The drinking copy of funny sand sculpture (Chapter 3) 4 1. A thousand cups of wine will not make you drunk.

42. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

43. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

44. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

45. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

46. Reminds me of you, but you forget me.

47. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

48. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

49. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

50. Don't cry if you blow, and don't get drunk.

5 1. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to laugh. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

52. Don't get drunk once in life, and regret it all your life; If you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it all your life.

53. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

54. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

55. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

56. Swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

57. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

58. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

59. It rains and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

60. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

Cute and interesting copy of sand sculpture friends circle

Cute and interesting sand sculpture friends circle copybook (1) 1. Don't think that you are somewhat beautiful. I love every boy like you.

2.? I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.

3.? You take your single-plank bridge, and I will take my invincible way to broaden the bright crassus Yangguan Road.

4.? Maybe no one will listen to me, but someone will definitely smell my fart.

5.? Can you transfer money to buy me some strawberries and return them to your neck next time?

6.? I suspect that you are my boyfriend, but I have no proof.

7.? "Why do you want to play music when you do your homework? Don't those movie protagonists have bgm when they do big things? "

8.? Being a child for the first time is inexperienced. Is it time to go to bed in kindergarten?

9.? Other girls change clothes: light solution Luo Shang; I change clothes: untie the pig.

10.? Do you like my buttons?

1 1.? Don't ask me what the criteria for being handsome are, okay? Look at me and you will know!

12.? It's okay to drop your phone so many times. Later, I thought my height saved it.

13.? Why do some people ask for dozens of things when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

14.? I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.

15.? Life is not just the present, there are countless homework.

16.? Touch my clothes and see if they are your girlfriend's material.

17.? Let's not meet again. Shampooing is tiring and shampoo is expensive.

18.? Always young, always half sugar with ice.

19.? Be a koala in the next life, sleep for hours, eat for hours and stay in a daze for hours every day. This is the perfect life!

20.? I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

Lovely and interesting circle of friends in sand sculpture (2) 2 1. My three states: zzZzzZzzZzzZhhhhhhhhhhhh.

22.? My turnover rate is quite high. I basically look back at good-looking people.

23.? Want to dye your pink hair? Is it more painful to bleach the scalp or to be found out by my dad?

24.? If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

25.? What kind of love really affects Big Brother? I walk in rivers and lakes.

26.? This gym has been licensed for several months, and its figure has not changed at all. Maybe I should go there myself and see what's wrong.

27.? Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

28.? When your life is unhappy, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

29.? I have a bad relationship? Who said that? Very smooth! There was no one along the way.

30.? I want to eat fried chicken, and when I think about it, tears flow down my mouth.

3 1.? I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

32.? Does anyone need a job? Being liked recently.

33.? If you have a friend who wants a snack package, please click on the avatar and talk to me privately about what you want to eat. Send me a link directly if you are optimistic. By twelve o'clock this evening, I will draw three friends and announce who is so thick-skinned.

34.? Selling my ideas at a high price has never been used for personal gain.

35.? Go to the supermarket if you are unhappy, and you will hear a lot of good news.

36.? Always respect the RMB, don't steal, don't rob, no.

37.? I have used my loudest voice. Why are you still asking who this person is?

38.? Why didn't you like it? Playing hard to get is too bad.

39.? When I was a child, someone in the village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy, because I will become a white swan when I grow up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck.

40.? Someone asked me why the circle of friends is only visible for three days, and I said that because I can't guarantee that every selfie is the same.

Cute and interesting copy encyclopedia of sand sculpture circle of friends (3) 4 1. Now add me. Don't let us be lonely because of your cowardice.

42.? I sat on the stone bench in Chinatown, looking up at the night sky, frowning. Yes, I was wondering whether to drink milk cover or milk tea tonight.

43.? Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

44.? The secret of staying young: lying about your age.

45.? Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talent.

46.? The secret of staying young: lying about your age

47.? There are two kinds of people who are particularly cute, one is poor memory, and the other is yes, I can't remember.

48.? Xiao Ming didn't appear in high school mathematics, so I knew that fool couldn't get into high school.

49.? When I say "roll" as "gung", I know I won't win again!

50.? White shirts are prone to yellowing, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

5 1.? I doubt whether you like me, but I have no proof.

52.? I haven't weighed myself for half a year because of my heart. Inches. Yes. Count.

53.? You can steal my energy, my expression pack and my picture, but you can't secretly like me.

54.? You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

55.? Send, say, say, but, use, pass, pass, add, tease, count, let, no, people, read, very, very slow.

56.? So be it. The phone is out of gas.

57.? Why didn't you reply to my message? It's disgusting, because I didn't send it.

58.? You said you were a little hard to chase, okay, I'll hack you.

59.? I want to kill myself, so there will be no beautiful women in this world.

60.? I am a good-looking person. Although you will think I am ugly at first, I will put up with it after watching it for a long time.

Cute and interesting circle of friends in sand sculpture (4) 6 1. You ask another girl out to dinner, and she agrees, maybe you will find it interesting; You asked me out to dinner, and I said yes. Then I really like it. I'm just a heartless git.

62.? I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten, if he has gone to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is.

63.? My bed has been turned into heaven by me, so I wake up like a mortal every day.

64.? In the big night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

65.? Compare grades when I was a child. Compare wages when you grow up. Now you have to compare your steps when you walk. Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

66.? If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

67.? You don't have to pretend to be cold. I didn't want to get involved. Lend it to me for the last time.

68.? I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature

69.? I took a fancy to a bottle of liquid foundation and didn't want to buy it. As a result, I drank three bottles of liquid foundation for a meal.

70.? People don't eat when they are angry. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

7 1.? I'm a little annoyed today. Let's call him Joey Wong's trouble.

72.? If you like me, you can tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

73.? Everyone else spends money before and after, and I will spend money next month.

74.? Since you said you'd been holding it for a while, I'll buy you a laxative right away. How's it going? Do you like a girl like me who has everything under your control? If you have nothing to do, you might as well tell your parents how much you charged for your game. Anyway, idle is idle, it is better to be beaten.

75.? Recently, I have been using high-altitude drugs, and the effect is quite obvious. It's two or three centimeters taller, but it's a little embarrassing to put them in my shoes one by one.

76.? You must get along well with her. I will take a bus.

77.? According to my words, everyone should eat and drink, or when we meet, everyone will gain ten pounds and you will gain five pounds, as if our family conditions are not good.

78.? Dark circles are a sign of yesterday's troubles.

79.? I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

80.? Today, you love to ignore me, and tomorrow, you still love to ignore me. Why are you so rude?