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How to insult someone without swearing?
How to criticize people without swearing is as follows:
1. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.
2. Don’t always talk about your weather-beaten face. What’s beautiful is not outstanding, and what’s ugly is not unique.
3. What brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold it so well?
4. The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs.
5. If you can’t sing in tune, it’s because you’re tone-deaf, and if you can’t speak in tune, it’s because your brain is defective!
6. I am ugly just for fun, but you are too serious about being ugly.
7. Say I have no qualities. My qualities are always for people, not dogs!
8. IQ is a good thing. I have it, he has it, and I hope you have it too.
9. Don’t think of yourself as too great. Without you, the earth will still turn.
10. You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll be like someone else’s ugly parent; if you’re not smart, you’ll be someone else’s bald head!
11. Immature love is nothing more than you being a scumbag and me being blind. I don't care about rotten people like you.
12. You look like a QR code. If you don’t scan it, you really don’t know what it is.
13. At a young age, I know how to scare people with my face.
14. I don’t care how big your circle is and how wide your connections are. In front of me, please speak well and speak in human language that I can understand.
15. The prerequisite for others to save face for you is that you must first have a brain!
16. Your IQ is absolutely suitable for counting the moon at night and the sun during the day.
17. If you don’t speak, you can still make people have some illusions, but if you speak, all the illusions will be shattered.
18. You are so thick-skinned that the earth would be ashamed of it.
19. Although what you are wearing may look dangerous, you look very safe.
20. You can not give up the face given to you by others, but you cannot give up your own face.
21. When I look at you like that, I wonder how there are non-living things like you in the world!
22. I am not good-looking, but I am not as arbitrary as you.
23. I’ll tell you with my fingers that you lack a sense of purpose.
24. We can never satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
25. I am not your father and mother, so I don’t have so many stories for you to remember.
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