Girlfriend's period is here. She is in a bad mood and tells jokes.

Humorous jokes, witty language, vivid stories, short and pithy, have always been loved by the crowd. This book selects 400 humorous jokes from popular couples in ancient and modern times and at home and abroad for readers. 1. One day, my boyfriend came to meet me at the subway station on a motorcycle. I deliberately asked: "Master, how much is it to the garden community?" The boyfriend said, "No money, just give me a kiss." So I kissed him and got in his car. A "motorcycle" master next to me was stupid and kindly reminded me: "Little girl, don't be fooled!"

2. One night, I played a race with my boyfriend, and soon I was left behind, so I shouted at him, "Robbery!" Passers-by looked at us in succession, so my boyfriend had to slow down. I overtook him at once, so he had to run with me. I couldn't shake him off, so I started shouting, "Robbery!"

Once, my husband drove me to the downstairs of the company. It occurred to me that I pressed my face against the window. My facial features were twisted and I shouted, "Help! Help! " My husband put his hand on my head and pushed it out desperately. Just then, the security uncle in the building opened the car door in a dream and said, "I saved you."

My husband bought me a mobile phone. On the bus back, I suddenly asked him: "This let your wife know, are you going to get more than one bargained for?" Who knows that my husband took my words and said, "Who told you not to build a big house, but to be a second house?" At this time, everyone next to us squinted at us. Not to be outdone, I said, "Don't you know that you are a little favored?" .

One day, my boyfriend was walking fast in front, and I shouted at the back, "Big Brother in front gave me a piece of change. I want to go home by car. " This shout, next to an uncle looked at me with strange eyes. My boyfriend turned around with a strong accent, took out two coins and put them in my hand, saying, "I will reward them." The uncle next to me was completely blinded and kept watching me get on the bus.

6. Once I got on the bus, my boyfriend and I deliberately stood far away. After a pause, I crept up behind him, made a V-shaped gesture, and gently took out his wallet from his pocket. He didn't respond. At this time, I found that everyone in the car was looking at me, holding the bag tightly without exception, and a mm actually took out her mobile phone and wouldn't let him call the police. I quickly said, "Sir, your mobile phone is going to drop."

7. One day, my boyfriend and I made an appointment to meet at the park gate. When I arrived, I saw that he was already waiting for me. I pretended to be surprised and said, "Hey, where's your wife? Business trip? It happens that my husband is not here today. Go, come to my house tonight! " At this moment, an old lady next to her frowned and stared at us. ...