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If you treat me sincerely, I will risk my life to cherish you.

1. If you give me a knife, just sprinkle some more salt on it and it will be painful. Don’t be soft. Don’t let me embarrass you. It will never happen again.

2. Teacher, If you ignore the school bell again, don't blame us for ignoring the school bell.

3. Don’t blame me for being heartless after showing you my heart and soul

4. I will lock the button before leaving the computer every time, for fear that others will peek at the record. After unlocking Only to realize that no one spoke.

5. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world..

6. The head can be cut off, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up; blood It can flow, and leather shoes must be oiled.

7. If you treat me sincerely, I will cherish you with my life.

8. A flower blooms in the years, but the youth cannot be seen through the ages.

9. I am hiding my loneliness again, why my heart still hurts

10. The way you look at me is affectionate or confused

11. You are cheating , split so wide, I’m not afraid of my balls getting cold

12. I’m really happy to have you by my side

13. Facing the beautiful mountains and rivers, a girl shouted "Motherland" ! My mother!" A boy who had a crush on her quickly shouted, "Motherland! My mother-in-law!" 14. Unconsciously, she was heartbroken.

15. Don’t forget to smile and give yourself a scissor hand, because that is the best version of yourself.

16. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

17. I will forget you, first your appearance, then your voice, and finally what you said.

18. If love is a gamble, I am willing to wait for several years to gamble on staying together for a lifetime.

19. [Suffering from princess disease as a queen]

20. When the future was blurry and shapeless, I used to live a calm and calm life. If you don't treat me sincerely, why should I treat you sincerely?

1. A woman can be a princess by relying on her parents, a princess by relying on a man, and a queen by herself.

2. In this world, there are too many people smiling at you. There are too few people who sincerely tolerate you and tolerate everything about you.

3. Never expect, never assume, and never force. Let nature take its course, and if it is destined to happen, it will happen as you wish.

4. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

5. The best way to predict the future is to create the future.

6. People are really sad. When they were young, they wanted to grow up, but when they grew up, they wanted to die.

7. Every girl chases after a boy. Have you ever thought about how much courage a girl needs?

8. They say I like to laugh, but who knows how heartbreaking it is when I cry

9. If you don’t take detours, you will miss the scenery. In any case, thanks for the experience

10. Youth is like a heavy rain, even if you catch a cold. I also longed to go back and have another shower.

11. Speaking out doesn’t mean you don’t take it to heart, but if your concern is not felt by others, it is the same as not caring at all.

12. Life is tiring, love is Intoxicating. Life is meaningless, opening your eyes is sad

13. The person who is favored will never be satisfied and will never cherish it.

14. I am not a toy, so I can come and go at a moment’s notice.

15. Don’t sacrifice your heart and soul for others too easily, because in the end you will only end up with a heartless person

16. You can still drink the water when it is cold, but your heart is cold. Talking about happiness seems lonely

17. We went all the way to meet each other, and I understand your importance better than anyone else

18. No one will treat you like a treasure Pampered, the only thing you can do is to give those who look down on you a proud back.

19. I don’t have so many memories to hug you, and I don’t have the extra energy to miss you.

20. Some people are like sunshine, warm and beautiful, but cannot be saved. .

21. You will meet two people in life. One will amaze your time, and the other will make your life gentle.

22. I have made plans to spend the rest of my life with you, and I am also ready for you to leave at any time.

23. All my former friends have left, so what’s the use of holding on to memories alone.

24. Whether it’s a friend or a lover, if you don’t treat me sincerely, why should I treat you sincerely?

25. I have never provoked you, why do you want to provoke me? Now that you have provoked me, why did you give up halfway?"

26. We always leave the most tolerant appearance to others. , but left the most vicious and hurtful words to the people closest to him.

27. Being confused means overestimating yourself. Just lower it to one-third of your overestimation. The confusion will disappear automatically.

28. Don’t show your scars to others easily. Others will see it as a joke, but it will hurt you.

29. Shakespeare said: Chapter 1 Meeting a person with a body temperature of 38.6° is called love at first sight.

30. Ability is like a check, it is worthless unless it is cashed.

31. No matter how hysterical you cry, it doesn't mean how sad you are. Only a bright smile is the strongest. 32. What you don't hold back is called youth. What you don't explain is called calmness. True love. Imperfection is life.

33. Destiny is like a stone coming towards you. You can avoid it if you tilt your head. Fate is like a stone flying behind your head. You cannot avoid it even if you want to.

34. No one is hypocritical, no one is fickle, so why should some people and things be so important?

35. You are never alone. . Because there must be someone in this world who is working hard to be by your side

36. I believe that we really love each other, care about each other, and miss each other.

37. What I’m afraid of is that even if I run all my life, I still won’t be able to reach where you are

38. When a person has nothing to lose, he is free.

39. I thought that as long as I liked it seriously, I could impress someone, but it turned out that it only impressed myself.

40. Sometimes you have to laugh and act like it. Everything is OK, then, hold back the tears and walk away

41. Have a heart to help others, do comfortable things, love simple people, and walk the path of happiness.

42. Life is dark. Looking back, it seems that I have never enjoyed it, and there are many reluctances and helplessness in life.

43. Life is like a dandelion, it seems to be free, but you can’t help it.

44. I don’t know. Is it right or wrong to meet you, but I know that I am happy to meet you.

45. I am not stupid. You didn’t tell me some things, but I understand them.

46. It’s not me. Not persistent, it’s because I don’t have the courage to challenge your persistence towards her

47. The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking about you.

48. Apart from sincerity, I I can’t give you anything, but you don’t want it.

I will not keep those who leave me, but I will cherish those who accompany me with my life.

1. If love is already indispensable, why bother asking whether it is worth it.

2. I can afford to take it up and put it down, I can afford to play crazy, and I can afford tenderness.

3. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why have unrequited love for a piece of shit.

4. There is a river there. What is it called if you jump into it? Don't think wrongly, I told you to catch fish.

5. There is always a person who always lives in the bottom of my heart, but disappears from life.

6. One of the most wonderful things in the world is that when you hug someone you love, they hug you tighter.

7. If the distance is so far, we use shadows to keep warm.

8. Real loneliness is not being alone, but losing yourself in the endless noise.

9. I can’t afford to lose, so I pretend to never be afraid of losing.

10. Destiny is in your own hands, not in the mouths of others!

11. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, everything is not love.

12. Behind every successful man, there is someone who is silently successful

13. We will only become stranger and stranger, until in the end no one knows each other.

14. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe one day someone will fall in love with you because of your smile

15. There is always One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a new person here!

16. [- You all call me stupid, because this is my nature]

17. The moment you dumped me, I felt so desolate and desolate. How sad it is.

18. Perseverance yesterday is called a foothold, persistence today is called progress, and persistence tomorrow is called success.

19. I will fall in love with someone at first sight and forget about that person in an instant.

20. There is no eternity in the world. If there must be, it is the past.

21. A woman does not have to be beautiful, but she must be thin. Let’s lose weight together.

22. When you are sad, you don’t even have the strength to smile.

23. Don’t underestimate anyone.

24. Just a beautiful encounter, but it made us overturn everything

25. Children who like to watch the rain, are they all missing someone?

26. What everyone drinks is pure water, so why pretend to be pure?

27. Always tell lies to your ears but make your eyes move.

28. Being able to resist the urge to kick people and still calmly chat with annoying people is growing up

29. I can’t have you, but I don’t want to Let others have you.

30. We smile and say that the place where we stayed in time has actually been swept away silently by the torrent

31. Many people don’t need to say goodbye, because they are just passing by. Just for a moment

32. I know that being sad can't change anything, so let me be honest.

Thirty-three, human blood is replaced every seven years, no wonder people’s hearts change. Good morning text: If you draw a sword to help me, I will risk my life to protect you

Human hearts are mutual:

If you draw a sword to help me,

I I will risk my life to protect you.

If you don't care about me at all,

Why should I care in every possible way.

Friends should see their true colors clearly.

If you are good to me, I will be good to you;

If you are naughty to me, I don’t need to be friends with you.

Feelings are relative:

Your sincerity towards me is a lesson to the world,

I will do my best to repay you;

You admire my false acting so well,

You have already seen through it even if I didn’t say it.

When it comes to love, it’s true, and exchange your heart for your heart.

If we exchange, we will change our hearts, and we will be sincerely connected from now on;

If we don’t exchange, we will separate, and we will have nothing to do with each other from now on!

How many people with hidden agendas,

approach you with purpose.

I praise you with my mouth,

I plot against you in my heart.

When you encounter problems, look at people, and when you meet people, look at their hearts.

What is a sweet sword with both mouth and mouth, and what is two faces?

I am not a person who faces you with sincerity.

Turn around and say goodbye as soon as possible!

How many people are deeply in love with you?

No Treat friends as resources,

Don’t trade friendship for benefits.

When you are sad, I will accompany you drunkenly to the end of the world;

If you win, I will see you dominate the world;

When you are poor, I will reach out to you A handful;

You’re done, I’ll wave you off to mount your horse.

How does a person treat you?

It’s not about the distance, but about the heart!

What’s the use of being close to you?

I won't treat you well, won't hug you, won't give you support;

How ethereal is this kind of feeling?

It doesn’t matter if I am far away from you,

I can cry with you, laugh with you, and grow old with you.

This kind of friendship can be held on as tightly as possible.

In this world:

Only when people miss others can they be close to each other;

Only when the heart is covered can the heart be warm;

Cherish love, To be warm.

People who like you will never find you annoying;

People who love you will never blame you for being lazy.

People who miss you will always be more proactive than you;

People who care about you will always be tolerant of you.

Be grateful as a human being:

When someone shows you a little respect, you return it generously and humbly;

When someone gives you warmth, you return it to someone who treasures it carefully;

If someone gives you a kindness, you will never forget it;

If someone gives you a heart, you will return it forever!

You need to know how to repay your feelings. :

A devoted lover, sacrifice your life for it!

Dear friends, please change with your heart!

The love that never leaves you will never change!