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Little jokes and stories about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms
But it is said that in the third third of the Han Dynasty, the three families of Wei, Shu and Wu were conquered by each other. The wars continued and the people were in dire straits. On the day of the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the three families discussed their rights and stopped fighting for one day. The three families gathered in Chang'an to celebrate the festival together. Let's talk about this day. Cao Mengde went out late just because he played mahjong all night yesterday. Seeing that the time was wrong, Meng De ordered the driver to hurry up without any delay. Gai Mengde is the prime minister and has a body of ten thousand gold. If something goes wrong, who can afford it? Therefore, the driver did not dare to speed up. Meng De said angrily: "I am the Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty. How dare you, a little coachman, to resist my order?" The coachman's face turned pale, he got off the car and knelt on the ground and said, "It is not a villain who disobeys the Prime Minister. In fact, the Prime Minister has decreed "Driving in a busy city, the speed should not exceed three miles per hour." Meng De was at a loss for words and said angrily, "MMD, it's all Cheng Yu's fault. Why are you messing with my laws?" The driver didn't dare to answer. Meng Defu said: "You can sit in the back of the car. I will drive on the road myself and see who dares to stop me." The driver was shocked, but the Prime Minister's order cannot be violated, so he sat in the back of the car tremblingly. . Meng De whipped his horse and galloped all the way. The speed was more than three miles? When they arrived at the city gate, the city guards saw the prime minister driving his car. Who dared to stop him? Mengde then ran out of the city. When the captain of the city guard saw this, he hurried over and shouted angrily: "The Prime Minister has clearly stated that driving in the downtown area must not go faster than three miles. Who dares to run like this? How can you not stop him?" The soldiers sighed. He said: "If we didn't dare to stop him, I don't know which big shot was sitting on the carriage, but the Prime Minister himself was his driver." I don't know if this is the answer you want? Could you please accept my answer?
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