What are the super funny jokes?

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: * What can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.

Don't worry if you don't bring paper when you are by the railway. The train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!

It is said that you are cruel. You are lying opposite the theater, occupying four seats. When someone calls you up, you only hum twice. The security guard came, and he said, friends are tough enough. Where are you? You gnashed your teeth and said, I fell down the aisle upstairs!

There are two sentences I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up the courage today: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously.

5. A psycho is lying in bed singing, singing, turning over and continuing to sing. The doctor asked him: just sing, why do you want to turn? Psycho said: fool, of course, after singing side A, sing side B!