What series of jokes are there?

"An Uncle in China Answers Reporters' Questions Cleverly" is so TM realistic that it makes me happy after reading it. .

1, reporter: grandpa, if you have ten acres of land, would you like to give half of the harvest to the party?

Grandpa: I do!

Reporter: If it is two villas, would you like to give one of them?

Grandpa: Yes!

Reporter: What if there are two cars?

Grandpa: Yes!

Reporter: What about winning the1100,000 grand prize?

Grandpa: Yes!

Reporter: What about two cows?

Grandpa: No! ! !

Reporter: Why do you want fields, villas, cars and bonuses, but cows don't?

Grandpa: I really have two cows!

2. God X has been launched! In a happy crowd, the reporter interviewed the old man: "What do you think the successful launch of Shenzhou 10 shows?" The old man thought for a moment and said, "It shows that it is more difficult to solve the problems of corruption, education, housing, medical care and food safety in China than to ascend to heaven!" !

Reporter: Grandpa, the mayor has been kidnapped. The kidnapper demanded a ransom of10 million yuan. If they don't give it, burn him with gasoline. We are collecting money now. How much are you going to donate?

Grandpa: Ten liters.

4. Reporter: Grandpa, what do you think of Guangzhou's about to spend 630 million yuan to build a cemetery, but this cemetery only buries cadres?

Grandpa: Is it buried alive?

5. Reporter: Grandpa, what do you think of this year's New Deal against corruption?

Grandpa: You mean, the anti-corruption in previous years was all a joke?

6. Reporter: Grandpa, how many children do you have? Are you all at school?

Grandpa: Two boys do, but one girl doesn't.

Reporter: Why? Son preference is to be criticized!

Grandpa: The headmaster is a man.

7. A commercial plane crashed and all the leaders were killed. The investigation team asked the old man at the scene: Was no one alive at that time? Grandpa said with a simple and honest smile: Yes, yes. At that time, someone held my leg and said that he was not dead, but, as you know, the leader would not tell the truth. I didn't believe what he said, so I buried him anyway. ...

China has an uncle!

8. Reporter: Hello, Grandpa, I'm xx, and we want to interview you with some questions! In the past, farmers lived a life inferior to that of cattle and horses. What about now?

Grandpa: Now, as I wish, I live a life inferior to that of cattle and horses!

9. Reporter: Grandpa, now farmers are rich and watch TV, but I heard that your TV can't be changed. It's all programs?

Grandpa: Yes, later the maintenance master said it would be fine after 7: 30.

10, reporter: Grandpa, you often watch it. Do you know why there are always fragments of the manuscript after each broadcast?

Grandpa: Tell us, you brag in the draft.

1 1. Reporter: Grandpa, what are the similarities between the patriotic films Kong Fansen, Jiao Enlu and Ren Changxia, which praise our outstanding leading cadres?

Grandpa: All cadres who want to benefit the people will die in the end.

Reporter: .......

12, reporter: Grandpa, let's talk about literature. What's your research on the four classical novels?

Uncle: There is a "Red Mansion" official behind the second and second generations of officials, and all the "Westward Journey" are staged by the local government. People in the Three Kingdoms can only brew Water Margin.

13, Reporter: Grandpa, let's be happy. I heard from the villagers that you recently earned 1 10,000. Is it true?/You don't say.

Grandpa: Yes, I found a mobile phone on the roadside that day and sent a message: Director Wang, please do that! I did not hesitate to send my bank card number.

14, reporter: With so much money, aren't you afraid of petty theft?

Grandpa: No, I donated all my money to the Red Cross, not to mention petty theft. Now the whole world doesn't know where the money is.