Humorous sentences describing no money.

Humorous sentences describing no money are as follows:

1, don't take money too seriously, in fact, a card is enough.

2. Money makes the mare go, but you can still shave your head without money.

My most precious wealth before marriage is freedom.

If I am rich, it means that I have a lot of loans.

5, liposuction to lose weight is to spend money to buy thin.

6. My money laundering was still carried out in the washing machine.

7. Life has to go through a lot of baptism, and once you get married, it is difficult to get all the gifts back.

8. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in the dream.

9. I also plan to donate naked after my death, otherwise I won't give a penny to my children.

10, for me, money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money, and more importantly, there is no money to buy a train ticket home.

1 1. I think I have lost my memory. I forgot the fact that I had no money as soon as I entered the mall.

12, many people say that I am realistic, and I also want to be illusory. I have no strength.

13, extremely short of money, no matter how old you are, how big your career is and how big your social status is, you can't do without the word "money".

14, there is no right or wrong in a money society. Only money, no money.

15, wine is empty, color is empty, wife goes with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

16, without money, power and potential, living in this world is really helpless.

17, holidays without money are the same everywhere.

18, when there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

19, what face do you want if you have no money? Save face when you have money.