Change jokes into classical Chinese

1. Write a humorous joke in classical Chinese (short). A man is extremely stingy. When the river rose, he didn't intend to cross it, but he waded desperately. In the middle stream, the water washed down and drifted for half a mile. His son looked for a boat to save him from going ashore. The boat needs money, and he needs a penny to go there. My son only pays 50 cents, and the price is uncertain for a long time. When his father was dying, he came back.

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He is very stingy. Once, when he was on the road, he met a newly rising river. Although he could cross the river by boat, he was afraid to pay for the boat, so he waded across the river regardless. Just to the middle of the river, it was washed down by the water and drifted for more than half a mile. His son is on the shore, looking for a boat to save him. The boatman said that he could only go by boat, and his son bargained for him, saying that he would only give five points. This bargaining dragged on for a long time.

"My son, my son, you can save it in five minutes and not a penny!"

2. Jokes and stories about classical Chinese 1. Married women are rich, men are poor, and men are afraid that they will rely on their marriage. They robbed the girl on the right day and recited their sister by mistake. The woman's family shouted, "I was robbed."

Aunt said on her back, "Don't listen to him. It's not bad. Let's go!" " -"Laughing House"

2. If a person stays for dinner and just eats tofu, saying that tofu is my life, I feel that he is not as good as it is. If you come to Hakka on another day, guests will remember that the favorite food is fish mixed with tofu, and the choice of fish is wide. The guest asked, "Brother, it is your life to taste cloud tofu. Why not eat today? " Answer: "It's fatal to see fish." -"Laughing House"

3. Once upon a time, there was a clever daughter-in-law, who cooked the meal and gave her a bowl first. Gong Die took a bite and praised, "Today's meal is really delicious. I want to eat three bowls. " Hearing her father's praise, the clever daughter-in-law quickly said, "Hey, I cooked this meal." So Gongdie began to take a second bite, but as soon as the meal was delivered to his mouth, he heard a "click" sound, and Gongdie immediately shouted, "Oh, so much sand!" The clever daughter-in-law quickly said, "That's the rice that my sister-in-law scoured." Grandpa put chopsticks in the rice twice, smelled it and asked, "Why, this rice is still a little burnt?" The clever daughter-in-law answered more simply this time: "That's mom's fire!" "

The kite chased the sparrow, and the sparrow was thrown into the sleeve of a monk. After a pause, the monk said, "Amitabha! I eat a piece of meat today. " The bird closed his eyes, and the monk only said that he was dead. When he opened his hand, the bird flew away. The monk said, "Amitabha! I'll let you go. " -"Praise with a smile"

Some people who drink tea live in a friend's house, but the friend's son has never borrowed tea from his neighbor. Every time the soup is boiled, the kettle is full of water, but tea is not allowed. The wife said to her husband, "This friend knows him. Let him take a bath." -"Laughing House"