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Momo's signature collection of personality charm
1. As long as you have memories, this city will always be yours.
The strongest people in the world are those who can make a living by themselves.
3. Find a beautiful female rascal and provoke me if nothing happens.
4. I really want to empty what I'm holding in my heart at once.
5. Stop crying, son! Dad takes you to the street to watch others eat candy.
6. The reason why organizations can't be defeated is because organizations are not people!
7. Some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!
8. When you are in love, promise to get married again in your next life; After marriage, I often doubt that I have built a doomed love in my last life.
9. Once upon a time, there was a fat man. He jumped down from the upstairs, but in the end he became a fat man.
10. A loaf of bread was hungry, and then it ate itself.
1 1. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed contentment is heaven.
12. Last year, even monks traded in stocks, but this year, all of them became monks.
13. The only reason why people are willing to wronged individuals is that they love each other deeply.
14. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way.
15. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.
16. Alas, how I want to live for hundreds of years and watch the news broadcast finale.
17. Finally decided to end this story.
18. In this era and this world, you are embarrassed to meet friends who are not depressed or anything.
19. Banner of a hostel: China girl today, successful woman tomorrow. Our policy is to do our best: eat well, play well and sleep well.
20. An idea of flowers blooming and an idea of flowers falling.
2 1. Bilai read an unforgettable book and gained a lot. I forgot the title and content.
22. The worst thing in life is not to lose someone you love, but to lose someone because you love someone too much.
23. Eating food is praying: Let me eat all the delicious food in the country, but I won't gain weight.
24. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are the beginning of dreams.
25. In the changing life, years and months are the biggest thieves.
26. I just want a little more warmth between Russia and China. .
27. The sadness of many college students is that they have learned to kill dragons, but they can't find them with knives.
28. Speaking of marriage, the love in my school days is the proudest job in my life.
29. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.
30. Making money is a gift, and spending money is a skill. I have no talent, but I am highly skilled.
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1. Have something to say. Don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you and doesn't know what you want. In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings.
In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.
I thought wearing headphones had nothing to do with the whole world, but I didn't expect it to make me feel more hurt.
Every time I see you, I want to hug you and kiss you at once.
In fact, I've been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will one day, your tenderness belongs to me, and I won't make you sad or cry again!
6. Marriage is the result of love, because there is love before marriage, and marriage is not as romantic and sweet as love at all. Unmarried love is different from married love. Unmarried love is full of many beautiful fantasies, while married love will not make you have many fantasies, and even make you lose your beautiful fantasies.
7. Dream empty, misty rain floating in the south of the Yangtze River.
8. The distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people.
9. Never tell me that I can't stand women rejecting love with friendship and men exchanging friendship for love.
10. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.
1 1. When I'm clamoring to leave you, that's when I can't leave you.
12. If you can't put it down, don't put it down. If you can't forget it, remember it first. One day, you will find that you have forgotten it in your mind.
13. I thought this bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. It was many years later that I discovered that it was not the birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.
14. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.
15. Love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.
16. What you have determines what you can attract. You deserve who you are. All you have to do is be yourself quietly, waiting for another fool to hold your hand and say, it's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, let's be together. -Blue "It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, let's be together."
17. For a while, you will suddenly have a good relationship with some people, thinking that you can become real friends, and then at some point, you will suddenly alienate.
18. Just as leaves stretch hard from painful crouching, people are alive if they want to break free from reckless ignorance. -Chai Jing "See"
19. No one can bind us all the time except ourselves. When we do something right, no one will remember it. When we do something wrong, no one will forget it. Men with dogs are energetic, men with cats are determined, men with women have financial resources, and men with wives are attractive.
20. Everything should take into account the feelings of others. If I take care of others, who will take care of me
2 1. If I didn't know you, it wouldn't be so difficult for me to accept others.
22. Sorrow is an accessory of the night, just as love is accompanied by torture.
23. The bottom line of speaking: try to tell the truth; If you can't tell the truth, keep silent; When you have no right to remain silent and have to lie, you shouldn't hurt others.
24. I have always believed that there will be a height for me to see different scenery.
I know I am not the best, but please remember that if you lose it, you will never have it again.
26. When you take a different road, you will experience different scenery from others. No matter how far the road is and how dim the lights are, don't stop.
27. People have their own long-cherished wishes and their own reluctance. Not everyone avoids himself, but learn to avoid everyone.
Even if fate can't bear fruit, I won't regret dying a thousand times.
29. Never change yourself for others. If Ta can't accept the worst of you, it doesn't deserve the best of you.
30. A truly free society is that without any hero, anyone can be a waste.
3 1. Stop and go, how many people will remember me.
32. It used to be less than 1,000 glasses of wine, but now it is less than 1,000 glasses of wine.
Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, and make today better.
34. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.
35. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.
36. Naiheqiao, Mengpo Tang, forgot to hurt.
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1. I long to be with someone for a long time. Later, I was so happy that I left.
I have always secretly liked you, but I am afraid that you know that you have no friends to make.
You exist in my mind, in my dreams, in my heart and in my songs.
What we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to return to zero in front of the opportunity.
I use my life to interpret the story, hide my sadness in the horizon, and reveal a smile that you think is beautiful but secretly dislike.
6. What's wrong with the world? Everyone is unhappy. This world. Everyone loves others.
7. Time is a master of treating mental trauma, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.
8. The person who can control you is actually the one you love but don't force.
9, inch by inch, that was my lonely years, when you were young and frivolous.
10, don't complain behind my back, come out and kill me if you feel uncomfortable.
1 1, please don't get too close to your girlfriend's best friend, otherwise it will hurt everyone.
12, when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
13, no one is worth my tears in this world, because the one who is, won't make me cry.
14, people are tired because they can't put down their shelves, their dignity and their complex.
15, you should live according to your own ideas, otherwise, you will live according to your own ideas sooner or later!
16, even if the left bank is impressed, it can't compare with the indifferent singing on the right bank.
17, my inner world is like a needle, but no one knows.
18, love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a brilliant moment.
19, life is like a piece of paper, and only we write our life on it.
20, love into their own space, not narcissism, but want to see what you have the latest.
2 1, people are always lonely and self-centered creatures. No matter how sincerely you say your love, there will always be feelings that you can't understand.
Actually, all I want is a simple hug, that's all.
Don't think too much, your imagination will create one non-existent problem after another.
24. The deepest and shallowest thing in the world is human feelings, and the biggest and smallest distance in the world is the distance between people's hearts.
25. I will never be reluctant to love me. You can leave if you want. I know, so I don't insist.
26. He doesn't like you at all. He just can't bear your attentions.
27. I played a joke on him and said that my future children must call you dad, but he refused.
28. Wild flowers are singing loudly in the fields. The wind heard it, and so did the rain, but you couldn't hear it.
29. My self-righteous love is just me, directing and acting from beginning to end.
30. Where were you when love died? Let me pass you like this.
3 1, I haven't shed tears for at least ten years, and at least ten songs have comforted me.
Nowadays, don't expect too much from your boyfriend, just pray that he is a man.
33. It's just a breakup. Why are you pretending? You are badly hurt, but you won't forget it.
Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.
35. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like, or even a person's heart.
36. I don't understand this complicated world, which is full of helplessness in painful reality, smiling faces in disguise and vacant front.
37. I am still me today, and there will be no me tomorrow, only cold words, and I will continue to fight the pain again and again.
38. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.
39. Sometimes, even if you try your best, things will not develop as you think.
40. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.
4 1. You once said that if you don't part, you must always be together. Now I want to ask everyone if they are just naive.
42. I want to die in a dream, which is beautiful, so beautiful, rather than the ruthlessness of returning to reality.
43. I don't want to think of you, because I love you and you have never loved me.
If I don't marry you in the future, you can deprive me of my marriage. I will wear flat shoes.
45. Modern people's love is very fragile, and vows are just a fig leaf of desire.
46. Dear yourself, from today on, live for your pride and love yourself. No one will feel sorry for you.
47. Do you still not understand my tears and see the hidden information in my eyes?
I don't know how many times I have to read your signature every day. I just hope your signature is written for me.
49. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.
50. Time is someone's careless sadness, like loneliness that has nothing to do with you and me.
5 1, that day, she smiled, and you laughed too. I cried, but no one cried with me.
52. It's not for grandstanding. I don't have a girlfriend to follow, and I don't have a boyfriend to betray. I'm fine.
53. Maybe I'm just an accessory of yours. You don't need me to throw it away at any time.
54. I looked back and saw the fragments of my memory. Slowly, it's all your traces.
55. It's just that people in my life come and go, and I never have the courage to accept your departure or arrival.
56. Not every girl has experienced so many deceptions and exaggerations like Hepburn in Breakfast at Fantini. Looking back, someone still loves her.
57. The best way to avoid disappointment is not to pin your hopes on anyone or anything.
Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.
59. Instead of being a walk-on in other people's lives, don't be yourself wonderfully.
60. What are we left with except tears? A terrible pile of debris.
6 1, obviously preoccupied but as if nothing had happened, not because I didn't want to talk to anyone, but because I was afraid that no one would understand.
62. No matter how deep the memory is, it can't compare with a lifetime, and no matter how long it takes, it can't compare with the regret of missing.
63. Why am I still struggling in my memory, but you are already someone else's fairy tale?
64, snuggle up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.
65. If you have too much luggage, don't travel alone. If you can't leave, please don't come near.
66. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. I struggle with myself and disturb others.
If I want to go, I will never look back, because I know no one will stay.
No one can protect you all your life, so, girl, you should learn to love yourself, okay?
69. Look up at the night sky and wait for the stars to keep the moon sky; I hope Iraqis can spend the spring, summer and winter.
70. The happiest thing in the world is that someone has been playing hooligans for you all your life!
7 1, we are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.
72. There is such a name in my heart, and some words are so rotten in my heart.
73. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care. But because you clearly know that person doesn't belong to you.
74. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.
75. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you couldn't get before.
76. I like the faint sunshine and fresh air. The fullness of steamed bread and milk in the morning is all my sunshine.
77. I don't love it, but I love it too hard, which hurts others and makes me tired.
78. Your leaving has taken away every warm tone in my life. The rest is not clear.
79. One day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow, and your heart will be broken.
80. The most terrible thing to lose weight is not hunger, but that you always feel that you need something to eat when you are not hungry.
8 1, I walk on the overpass in the brightly lit night, and the color of the night affects the whole city.
82. Overtime and sometimes forgetting to eat and sleep may be a sign of inefficiency and working ability.
83. In fact, people praise you to find their own psychological comfort. Once you get your psychological comfort back, someone will satirize you and hurt you.
84. Whatever God didn't give me, no matter how tight my fingers are, they still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it.
85. The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that he doesn't love you, but that he says he loves you very much and finally gives you up easily.
You always say that I am too indifferent to you. You don't know that I just didn't express it.
87. Don't say right or wrong when you are separated, and don't be so sad.
88. I can't see clearly. The world hurts me. I have been immersed in your sadness.
89. In the world of breaking up, it's not only that you'd better not think about my separation, but also that I'd better not think about you, so it won't hurt so much.
90. On your way, I will always be behind you, with only one turn back.
9 1, it is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand in the other person's perspective and position.
92. I like to take out my mobile phone at night, look at the space and see if there is anyone I want to see online.
93. Memories become flying bows and arrows, but they can't fly to you.
94. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.
95. I am not afraid of tomorrow, because I have experienced yesterday and love today.
96. It is not unforgivable, but love without trust becomes an absurd drama.
97. I never thought that one day, I would become so cold and not crazy.
98. The happiest thing is that someone will squeeze toothpaste for you in the blink of an eye.
99. Be honest with your inner contradictions and stains, and don't deceive yourself.
100, you have to have a tacit understanding when you love someone. I thought you knew it every time I looked at you.
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1, the years we walked together, the youth we walked, and the time we walked.
I still can't help thinking about you. Time has only diluted my feelings, and you are still my unspeakable pain.
3. If we can understand and cherish love, will we be happier?
If you know, you will understand; if you know, you will not understand. Because it's not mine, I never got it.
When you lose me, you will understand that no one will treat you like me.
6. One moment, you made me wild, and the next moment, I only have memories.
7. Pretending that you are blind has always been my wishful thinking.
8, give up, often once owned. The silence at that moment made us all tired.
9. Maybe love is just a sky. Without birds passing by, it will be as calm as ever.
10, there is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode in other people's lives.
1 1, love comes and goes in three words, either I love you, or I hate you, or I'm sorry.
12, set a good attitude, don't feel sorry for what you lost, just think that he doesn't belong to you.
13, I began to like my original self. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I won't cry!
14, when a person has the idea of leaving, he is doomed not to return to his original position.
15. When you are lying in someone else's bed, don't forget that I taught you that posture.
16, when one doesn't love anyone. He will fall in love with anyone around him.
17. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
18, I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.
19, sorry, I can't get back what I lost, I have my pride.
Don't frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much that I want to hold you tight now.
2 1, friend or lover. If you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?
22. Some people, the deeper they are hurt, the crazier they laugh. Some people, the deeper they love, the more they will be abandoned.
23, the reality is cruel, people who work get low wages, people who don't work get high wages, and the final result is that people are exhausted!
I don't care whether you leave or not. I just love my heart and hurt it again and again.
25. Everyone's youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be beautiful in my memory.
Your gentleness and thoughtfulness, your frankness, your lovely smile, your charming eyes and your every move fascinate me.
27. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried, and you are the only one in the world who cried.
28. Meeting is a kind of beauty, like a small town facing dusk, reflecting the splendor of the sunset.
29. Some things don't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up no matter how much you miss them.
30, a strong heart, often defeated by a simple comfort, and then burst into tears.
3 1, the world of mortals is putting on makeup, and mountains and rivers are boundless. Facing the initial heart, smashing nightmares is impermanent, and life is unparalleled.
32. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.
33. Selfishness of human heart is often manifested in the details of life. Women can forgive injuries, but never cheat.
After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.
35. When people are tired, they will have a rest. When they are tired, they will be calm. If they lose themselves, they can only pick them up slowly.
36. Many times you can doubt me, except when I say I love you.
When I see you every day, I hope your love for me will never stop. See you before going to bed every day, I hope your love for me will never stop.
38. Stick to yourself, you may miss something, but you will never lose anything.
39. The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other.
40. Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, it's in your mind.
4 1, secular desires are doomed to silence, loneliness and sadness.
42. Only when you leave can you see the mistakes in the story and the truth in the mistakes.
I can't deny myself. I can't deny this relationship. I just love you more than I thought.
44. Have you ever read everything others say, but never commented?
45. I support you with my whole life. I just hope your eyes will stop flowing.
46. In which direction the wind blows, the grass falls. I thought I was a gust of wind, but in fact I am a grass, poor grass.
47. Don't envy how happy others are. Everyone's feelings are not very good.
48. Sometimes, it's best not to say anything. Some people are not worth your breath.
49. If one day, your best friend has a better friend, will you be as sad as lovelorn?
If I can, I will love you forever. If you can't, I will love you forever.
5 1, is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but you still have to give up after all.
52. If you leave a place, the scenery no longer belongs to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you.
Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly and we will keep going.
54. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, do you think Bajie is familiar?
I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me!
56, the so-called love at first sight, but is to see the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons.
57. We all fell in love with the school when we were about to graduate, and we all wanted to have a good start at the end.
58. I am jealous because I like it, angry because I care, stunned because I miss it, and sad because I don't want to lose it.
59. Love will sink to the bottom. On a dull day, the most important thing is to shake the cup of love gently.
60. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.
6 1, the so-called eternity, is also unbearable for time and becomes a misunderstanding.
62. Happiness is knocking at home, not reaching for the cold key.
63. You always hurt me recklessly, and then you always take the trouble to say sorry to me.
64. Be gentle or fierce. I want to have a strange self and give myself some surprises.
65. Who says that time can dilute everything, but there is nothing I can do.
66. Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.
67. Always remember to see the bright side of life and your lucky side. There are many people in the world who live far less lives than you do now.
68. The world is too big and I am too small. I am afraid that love will not find me and think of me when passing by.
69. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
70. Sorry, let our love lose to time and distance.
7 1, I am an elastic person. You are good to me, I am good to you, and you are not good to me. I try to gradually reduce my kindness to you, and then try to be better to myself.
72. Everyone who talks about it has a certain mood and wants to convey it to someone, but unfortunately some people don't understand.
73. The trouble of living in a city is that your thoughts are high in the clouds, but your feet are buried in the dust of the world.
74. Who, like me, keeps changing his signature just to make someone feel something.
75. When I love you, the sun is bright and supreme. When I don't love you, it will dim in an instant.
76. If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.
77. When a kite hates the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation?
78. It doesn't matter what you love, what matters is whether you regard it as a driving force for progress or an opportunity for degeneration.
79. We can at least keep a low profile and tell a big lie that we don't want love.
80. If you don't like it, why should you be together from the beginning? This is a waste of time and feelings.
8 1, the heart is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, but it is not fatal.
82. Take courage to face it, don't gamble if you are afraid of losing, and don't fall in love if you are afraid of being dumped.
83. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will pay a huge price.
84. Hiding out of sight of Lin Xiao, taking photos as a souvenir, crying and worshiping.
85. If one day, I die, then I must change my style and stay with you forever!
I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I'll give you the best in this life.
87. Find a reason that is not a reason and let the long-awaited tears flow out.
88. It is said that time can't stop us. In fact, time can't stop our impetuousness.
I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.
Of all your lies, I love you is my favorite one.
9 1, the person who is already dead in your heart can't make waves no matter how much you toss.
92. Be a temperamental troll, a layered pervert and a knowledgeable illiterate!
93. We can never reach each other's part, so we all live in our own extreme.
94. I can't give you everything you want, but I will give you a heart that will never change.
95. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.
96. In my dream, I saw my best friend rob my boyfriend. I cried. I woke up and found that I had neither a best friend nor a boyfriend.
97. From the moment you started giving me the cold shoulder, I knew you would get bored and we would part.
98. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it on yourself.
99. A person who really loves you can see your pain in your eyes.
100, Altman, stop crying. Little monsters will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me.
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