Who has a joke ~ it needs to be funny

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and suddenly they encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone was nervous. At this moment, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and cleared his throat, saying, "Well, if the mountain man can answer a few questions, he will parachute, and if he can't answer them, he will have to jump himself." Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was simple and answered "one" so he took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied, "One" and went down with an umbrella bag. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Zheng was so puzzled that he couldn't answer

and had to jump himself /

Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea

and saved his life. Cao Cao secretly rejoiced.

for the second time, four people met with an emergency by plane, and when they discussed it, they decided to do it the old way. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle in which Zhou Wuwang defeated the crepe king?" Liu Bei thought it was simple, and Zhuge Liang nodded in response to the "Makino War", so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said "about 3, to 4,." Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I am an expert in the past and the present, especially in military affairs. This time, you have been planted."

I saw Zhuge Liang ask "What are their names." Cao Cao almost fainted. Cao Cao laughed to himself, "md, Lao Tzu is deadly. What can you do with Zhuge? ！”

for the third time, the same four people flew by plane, and the plane was in an emergency again. When Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge tried to fool me again, so I just jumped myself to avoid being insulted. So I jumped into the air at a high speed. I only heard Zhuge Liang's laughter from above, "Cao Cao, you are so clever, haha, there are four parachutes on the plane today!"

Cao Cao fainted with a "ah-" ...