Honglaopo Happy Story Daquan

The story of "One" putting his girlfriend to sleep

The story of putting his girlfriend to sleep is:

1, durian and apple

Durian took the tape and wrapped it himself. When she was wrapped around it, she suddenly stopped and said to a red apple, do you think I am perfect now? Is it possible to fall in love? "

Apple raised an eyebrow and said, "What's the matter? Do you want to fall in love? "

Durian continued to wrap around its belt and said, "Yes, I like girls with red faces. It doesn't seem to know yet. " I always say that the grape brother next door looks good. I don't think so. I think I look good too! "

Apple smiled and said, "Are you talking about me?" Durian said, "Yes, I wrapped the tape so as not to prick you!" " "Apple smiled, and then they were together.

5. More important than happiness

"Rabbit ash, I like you. What should I do? "

"I like it."

"But we have different skin colors, and other rabbits will gossip about us behind our backs."

"Dear little white, don't care about gossip. As rabbits, we only need to care about the wolf behind us. "

"But rabbit ash, you say, can we find our own happiness?"

"Can't find it is late. Like it first. "

"What if I just can't find it?"

"Even if I can't find happiness, I have found you. Rabbit white, for me, you are more important than happiness. "

The warm-hearted story of "Er" coaxing his girlfriend.

The warm-hearted stories of coaxing girlfriends are:

1, boars and sows

Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. The boar always guards the sows at night because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows gradually gained weight and the boars became thinner day by day.

One day, the boar suddenly heard the owner discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always rushes up and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lay down to sleep and told the sow that it was her turn to keep watch. If he finds out that she is not on duty, he will never talk to her again.

As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar lived a stable life as if nothing had happened.

Soon, a month passed, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away.

The moment the pig was dragged out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future." The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the fence door had been closed by the owner. ......

2. Fox and Rabbit

One day, a fox and a rabbit were walking in the forest. The rabbit took out a carrot and said to the fox, "I like you. I just want this carrot." The fox said to the rabbit, "I like you. My love for you is longer than this carrot you are holding."

The rabbit said, "Then I like you, as tall as the big tree in front." The fox said to the rabbit, "I like you, taller than your big tree." In this way, they argued all the way, laughing and chatting tired. Then the rabbit fell asleep. The fox looked at the rabbit and said, "Little fool, I like you more than you like me forever." .

Perhaps many people think that it is impossible for a fox and a rabbit to be together, because these two animals are in a competitive relationship and will die after meeting. But when you really want to love, you will find that in fact, two people can be together as long as they have a good impression.

5. Tofu and Twist

Twist is ready to confess to the bean bag, "That ... you are so fat."

Bean bag is unhappy, "Oh."

Twist rubbed his hands and said, "You … you are white … white and fat …"

Bean bag glared at him. "I know!"

Drizzt is a little nervous. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I want to say ...", and Doubao scrambled to say, "You've lost weight! You have lost weight! "

Drizzt scratched his head and whispered, "I mean, you must be easily hugged ..."

"3" should be a humorous story that can make your girlfriend happy.

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son. One day, a friend came to visit the scholar. In order to show his talent, he decided to let his son entertain the guests, and specially taught him a few words: "If the guests ask you why our peach tree is missing? What did you just say? Let me cut and sell it? ; If he asks you why our fence is so messy. What did you just say? Destroyed by the chaos of war? ; If he asks you why our family is so rich, what do you say? Mom and dad earned it hard? ; If he asks you why you are so smart. What did you just say? Of course, our family has been like this for generations. ? "So the son went to entertain the guests.

The guest asked, "Where's your father?" The son replied, "I'll cut it and sell it!" " The guest was surprised and asked, "What about your mother?" The son replied, "The soldiers and horses are all useless!" The guest asks again: "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son proudly said, "My parents worked hard to earn it!" The guest asked angrily, "How can you say that?" The son proudly said, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations!" "

Stories and jokes about "boss" coaxing his wife to be happy.

1. A woman wants to change her gender. Doctor: At present, only men become women, and no women become men.

The woman asked: Why?

The doctor replied: it is easier to dig a hole than to plant a tree. If you plant it, it will be even harder to live.

2. A male colleague bought a new mobile phone and wrapped it in a leather case.

A female colleague fiddled with her mobile phone and said, "What condom did you use? Don't use condoms. How uncomfortable! "

The male colleague replied: "Condoms are clean and safe!"

3. I am a woman. At the meeting today, the leader said, "I never recruit women, and women are the most unreliable."

I asked weakly, "What about me?"

Leader: "You can be a man because you are stronger!" " "

4. Chat with your best friend.

Her right index finger stood on her head and said to me, "You have lost weight."

I'm so happy that losing weight for a year has finally worked.

I asked her why she held her finger so high.

She said, "Put a lightning rod on your head, and you will be struck by lightning if you tell lies."

"Wu" makes his girlfriend happy.

A joke story that amuses his girlfriend;

1, a beautiful new female colleague came and a male colleague coughed twice in front of her. She said very gently, "Have a cold?" My colleague was a little excited: "Well, a little!" Female colleague: "Then you stay away from me."

My son is watching TV with his father. After watching the Youlemei advertisement, my son learned from the heroine and asked his father, what am I to you? Dad said: You are my impulsive punishment.

3. Watching TV with her husband, a man said to a woman: Don't be so fierce. Do you know that gentleness is the most beautiful dress for women? After listening to this sentence, my husband looked at me faintly and said, daughter-in-law, you don't even have a pair of underwear! Me: ...

Today, my roommate told me that he was looking for the key in the dormitory for a long time and was about to collapse. I said, "understand this feeling, keys, glasses, wallet, mobile phone." Everyone will have an experience that they can't find, and then they will be crazy and close to collapse. " The roommate nodded, and then said, "There is one thing far worse than them." I asked what it was. The roommate said with tears in his eyes, "Objection!"

5. Follow me on WeChat: Hello, look at your photos. How do you keep it in your daily life? Wei You: P's. Me. . .

6. What are you doing? M: I am studying together for a happy event. I'm so bored. Woman: How can it be boring? There must be many people, right? M: It's no use talking too much. They like playing cards as well as drinking. I am the only free person. W: So what do you like? Man: I love you!

7. A girl asked me to deliver a courier for her and gave me an empty carton for me to pack. I asked her curiously, "Who is this for?" She said, "A boy I have liked for a long time." I'm confused. "But there is nothing in it. She said only I could see something. I am even more puzzled after listening to it. She asked her what it was. She said, "A box of wishes! "

8. Life is a practice. What good things have you done to benefit others and yourself? ""Every time I watch *** P, it will be sent out. " "Your merits are boundless. "

9. My son is in a big class. His aunt came to play at home and teased him: everyone is in the kindergarten class. Do you have a girlfriend? Son: Haven't you found it yet? Aunt: What are you pinching? Son: I'm going to primary school soon, so I have to re-divide classes. Now I can't find stability. . . Me. . .

10. Every time my relatives and friends ask me "Are you looking for someone?" I will go to his children quietly and politely, and then ask kindly, "How much is the final exam?" You know, the pain needs to be transferred. . . The child said, "Uncle, my girlfriend got the first place and I got the second place. By the way, uncle, do you have a girlfriend? . . "I ... . .

A short story about Lu amusing his girlfriend.

My buddy called me yesterday, and finally he said, I'll hang up if it's okay.

Then the next day, this man really died.

A love story about Qi putting his girlfriend to sleep.

Love stories about putting your girlfriend to bed are:

1, boars and sows

Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. The boar always guards the sows at night because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows gradually gained weight and the boars became thinner day by day.

One day, the boar suddenly heard the owner discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always rushes up and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lay down to sleep and told the sow that it was her turn to keep watch. If he finds out that she is not on duty, he will never talk to her again.

As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar lived a stable life as if nothing had happened.

Soon, a month passed, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away.

The moment the pig was dragged out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future." The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the fence door had been closed by the owner. ......

2. Tofu and twist

Twist is ready to confess to the bean bag, "That ... you are so fat."

Bean bag is unhappy, "Oh."

Twist rubbed his hands and said, "You … you are white … white and fat …"

Bean bag glared at him. "I know!"

Drizzt is a little nervous. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I want to say ...", and Doubao scrambled to say, "You've lost weight! You have lost weight! "

Drizzt scratched his head and whispered, "I mean, you must be easily hugged ..."

5. A spoonful of ice cream

"Eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf.

"Stupid pig like you will believe you! Just ice cream, it's amazing. " The wolf held down the trotters and ate a spoonful of ice cream.

Knock, knock, knock. The wolf turned into a pig with black ruby eyes, big ears and a crooked tail.

"Ah ah, how did I become a pig!" The little gray pig gave a "small voice" of surprise.

"Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic of' people who eat it will accompany me all my life'." The pig snorted and laughed.

"Ba" is a story and joke to make your girlfriend happy. The more the better! ! Thank you! !

A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

A few days ago, I quarreled with my beloved wife over a trivial matter, and then they were very angry. After nearly 50 hours of silence, I apologized to my wife and wanted to end the cold war. Later I asked my wife, "Wife, are you still angry?"

Unexpectedly, my two-year-old son parrots and turns to ask, "Wife, are you still angry?"

I have to point out the mistake: "This is my wife, not your wife. You should call mom! "

The son seems to want to correct his mistake quickly: "mom and wife, are you still angry?"

"Mom is a mother, wife is a wife, mother is not a wife, and wife is not a mother."

"Oh, not my wife's mother. Are you still angry? "

"There is no such thing. Why isn't your mother a wife? Still a big girl? She is my wife.

The son looked blank, but his wife reacted from a thick smile: "Son, you should say,' My wife, my mother, are you still angry? " "

I couldn't help laughing: "Did someone call you that?" How complicated it is. Remember, son, when you grow up, you will have your own wife to call. Now I can only call your mother! "

The son really understood: "Mom, how long will it take me to call your wife?"